Chapter 194: The Best Aunt
"Son-in-law, come, eat chicken legs!"
"Son-in-law, come, try this braised pork!"
"Son-in-law, come, this is your favorite stuffed bitter melon. ”
"Son-in-law, this is a roast duck leg, eat it quickly. ”
Lin Ziyu looked at the rice bowls that were piled up, and said with some tears and laughter: "Mom, is it really good to eat so greasy in the morning?"
"Is it greasy? Then I'll change it to a lighter one tomorrow. By the way, what do you usually eat?"
"In the morning, I usually eat pickles with white porridge, sometimes I eat meat porridge, and I eat home-cooked food for lunch and dinner. ”
The mother-in-law was surprised: "No, son-in-law, you are so rich, why are you usually so frugal?"
Lin Ziyu smiled and said, "Usually my dad is cooking, and he doesn't pay so much attention to it." ”
At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Dongfang Miao got up to open the door.
As soon as the eldest cousin entered the door, he exaggeratedly shouted: "Auntie, you are hiding so much from me!"
"I'm hiding something from you. "Mother-in-law is playing dumb.
"Miaomiao's boyfriend is the national father-in-law, right?
"Nothing. ”
"You don't have to lie to me, if it weren't for the national father-in-law, how could you be so sure he could grab the 3D printer last night?"
"Can't I brag?"
"And how did he get the super-sized shard?"
"My son-in-law is lucky!"
"How do you explain the Weibo aunt that the national father-in-law posted yesterday?" The eldest cousin pointed to the mobile phone screen, which was Lin Ziyu's Weibo yesterday, "I was treated by my mother-in-law's relatives as a little white face who ate soft rice, and asked my relatives to find a job, both of which are right!"
"It's just a coincidence. ”
The eldest cousin pointed to Lin Ziyu's face and said, "Is it a coincidence that he looks like a national father-in-law?" Lin Ziyu didn't have glasses today.
"He admires his father-in-law more, and he went to the country of sticks to have plastic surgery, can't he?"
The eldest cousin fainted.
Seeing that the oil and salt did not enter, and the aunt who pretended to be stupid, the eldest cousin had to shift the target and asked Dongfang Miao: "Miaomiao, you say, is your boyfriend the national father-in-law?"
Dongfang Miao glanced at him and said, "Cousin, don't you have the answer in your heart?
"Really?"
Dongfang Miao nodded slightly.
"Hmph, auntie, you still don't admit it? You almost killed us yesterday, but fortunately we didn't step on him yesterday, otherwise it would have become a negative teaching material for being slapped in the face, you say, how to compensate us?"
"You're embarrassed to say, why don't you step on it? It's so bad that I can't pretend to be forced even if I want to!"
The eldest cousin vomited blood, and the co-authorship is still ours!
Lin Ziyu snickered, when he met such a living aunt, the eldest cousin was really a cup.
The eldest cousin had no choice but to pretend to be pitiful to Lin Ziyu and said: "Yuzi, you see that I am so pitiful, can you give me two more super-sized 3D printers?"
Lin Ziyu shook his head and said, "This is a controlled product, and it can't be put too much into the civilian market." And you should also pay attention when you take orders, you can't help other countries produce parts related to the military industry. ”
"Can you give you a few more regular-sized ones?"
"When it's available, I'll give you a few more. ”
"When will it be available?"
"I don't know, maybe in half a year. ”
"So long?"
"There is no way, there is only so much quota for civilians, yesterday's event has been overdrawn for several months. ”
"By the way, if you are free in the evening, my father-in-law wants to treat you to a meal. ”
When the mother-in-law heard this, she hurriedly said, "I'm not free, Yuzi wants to watch a movie with Miaomiao tonight!"
When the eldest cousin saw his aunt's unkind eyes, he suddenly shuddered and said, "Add me on WeChat, and if you have time, give me news!"
After adding WeChat, the eldest cousin ran away, no way, my aunt is too scary.
Had breakfast.
The mother-in-law, who was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, said to her daughter: "Miaomiao, Yuzi is the first time to come to the capital, and he is not familiar with the capital, you will take him around today and take him to fun and delicious places, do you know." ”
"Oh. Dongfang responded wonderfully.
When she was about to go out, her mother-in-law secretly stuffed something into Lin Ziyu's pocket, and when Lin Ziyu touched it, she found that it was actually a condom, and she was speechless.
As soon as she went out, Dongfang Miao asked, "What did my mother stuff you just now?"
"No, no. ”
"No, I've seen it!"
"You really want to know?"
"Say it. ”
"It's a set. ”
Dongfang Miao said: "Sure enough, as I expected, Mom is really, the older she gets, the more indecent she becomes!"
"Let's go, I'll take you around so you can complete the task. ”
So Dongfang Miao showed a resolute character when performing the task, called a car with Didi, first went to the jewelry store, bought a cheaper jewelry with his own money, and then asked Lin Ziyu to take a photo of the two of them;
tossed and turned all the way, so that Lin Ziyu's legs were broken, especially in the playground, Dongfang Miao basically had to play with every entertainment facility, and take a photo of affection as evidence of dating.
At 12 o'clock at noon, in a romantic café, two people huddled together and took a photo, Dongfang Miao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, complete the task, call it a day!"
After Lin Ziyu finished taking this photo, he finally couldn't hold it back, and the whole person was tired and lying on the table, running so many places and playing so many things in two hours, it was strange that he was not tired.
"Eat quickly, there is still something to do after eating. ”
"And huh?"
"You don't have to, the mission is over anyway, and you can move around freely for the rest of your time. ”
"Go, why don't you go. ”
"Then hurry up and eat. ”
After eating, Dongfang Miao took Lin Ziyu to buy a fruit basket, took a taxi, and went to an urban village.
"Who are we going to visit this time?"
"A comrade-in-arms. ”
In front of the basement of a dilapidated residential building, Dongfang Miao knocked on the door, and half a minute later, the door was opened, and the door was opened by a middle-aged man in his forties, on crutches, with an empty left leg and trouser legs, and a face full of vicissitudes.
"Hey, Xiaomiao, why did you bring a gift?"
Dongfang Miao's eyes turned red, and she said in a choked voice: "Old squad leader." ”
"It's okay, don't cry. By the way, who is this, your boyfriend?"
"Not really. ”
When Lin Ziyu entered the door, he found that the basement was dark and damp, with not many furniture and very shabby.
The old squad leader took out the fruit from the fruit basket, took the dish of water with a water tray, and prepared to wash a few, Dongfang Miao wanted to help, but he stubbornly insisted on washing it himself, no way, Dongfang Miao had to sit back on the somewhat shabby sofa.
The old squad leader was on crutches in his left hand and the washed fruit in his right hand, returned to the table and put the fruit down.
Lin Ziyu picked up an apple, took a bite, and said, "Old squad leader, what are you doing now?"
"I don't have a stable job, and I usually help people with chores, which makes you laugh. ”
"I have a job, I wonder if you want to do it?"
"No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm comfortable. "The old squad leader doesn't have any professional skills except fighting, and he doesn't want to cause trouble to people.