"No, I lost my phone. The fat man finally escaped by urinating, escaping his father's scolding, that knows how long he didn't wander around the street, the mobile phone disappeared, and now the mobile phone in his hand is still he requisitioned primary school students, and he is also in the headlines, otherwise the primary school student probably doesn't believe it, because his police ID card is not on his body at all.

Lin Ziyu said indifferently, "If you lose your phone, you will lose it, no matter how big it is, just change it, and with your relationship, it is not difficult to find it." "It is estimated that it was a newly debuted little thief, and he didn't watch the news, otherwise he wouldn't have broken ground on Tai Sui's head.

"But...... However, I have some photos on my phone. ”

"Poof. Lin Ziyu took a sip of Coke and sprayed it on the computer screen, "What the hell?"

Fat Li smacked shyly, almost inaudible, and he admitted it.

"Damn, this is ruthless. Lin Ziyu originally thought that bad luck would be going out to step on dog shit, being hit by something, or falling into the sewer or something, but I knew that it was this kind of thing, and it was fatal.

"Yuzi, help me find it, or I'll be finished. "Fat Li is pleading.

"Okay. "My brother is in trouble, Lin Ziyu can only bite the bullet and help my brother block the knife.

In other words, Lin Ziyu's heart is quite empty, if it is bad luck in the general sense, Lin Ziyu is not afraid, after all, there is a girl here, and he can't hurt himself if he smashes a meteorite on his head, but this kind of shadowless and invisible things such as explosive photos, except for professional filming, is not weak-hearted?

Lin Ziyu took the crystal ball from the TV table, gritted his teeth, and pressed his hand on the crystal ball, the crystal ball located Li Fatzi according to Lin Ziyu's thoughts, and then the picture quickly regressed, found the thief, and then fast-forwarded to find the location of the current mobile phone.

In just ten minutes, Li Fatzi's mobile phone has been turned off, and he has turned his hand a few times, and now he is lying in a mobile phone repair shop, preparing to crack and sell it for money.

After Li Fatzi got the address, he ran all the way, shouting as he ran: "The police do something, let me go." ”

Li Fatzi's voice, the people around him recognized him.

"Damn, isn't this a heroic and invincible fat policeman?"

"I've seen a real person!"

"By the way, could he be the remnant of the terrorists?"

"Let's take a look, maybe we can make a video and sell it for some money." ”

"Go together, go together. ”

"Everyone, let's go, I'm live broadcasting. ”

"Don't push. ”

So Li Fatzi went straight to the mobile phone store with a large group of people, and there were actually two network anchors among them.

Li Er was cracking the mobile phone, and suddenly heard the noise outside, and when he looked up, he saw a big fat man with a large group of people killing violently, and the tools in his hand suddenly clanged and fell on the table.

He recognized this fat man, he was a strip, usually quite cowardly, but now he was fierce, one person overturned nine terrorists, six of these terrorists died, two were disabled, and only one was finished, and his combat effectiveness was simply off the charts.

Li Fatzi saw his mobile phone at a glance, and found that the sliding lock had been unlocked, so he chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly grabbed it: "Damn, you actually dare to hack the police's mobile phone and steal secrets, it seems that you want to eat in prison!"

"No, no, this phone has just been cracked, and I haven't looked at the information inside. Li Er hurriedly explained.

"You'd better go back to the bureau with me and explain it later!" Li Fatzi felt relieved, but he was still unwilling to let go of Li Er, he almost became Brother Guanxi, so can he let go of these culprits so easily?

It didn't take long for the Internet to explode again.

"The fat policeman led the melon-eating crowd to watch the mobile phone repair shop, suspected of being a fellow terrorist. ”

"The fat cop's phone was stolen, or for classified information. ”

"Backup plan for the remnants of the terrorists?"

"100 meters of wild running, life and death. ”

"The terrorists were again being watched by passers-by. ”

......

Originally, Li Fatzi was quite popular, especially the photo of him lying on the side of the road, but his fat body could kill nine terrorists, plus the small flower umbrella full of joy around him and the small red flower on his head, this contrast and contrast attracted all kinds of onlookers on the Internet who ate melons, and forwarded them one after another.

Now he is taking the melon-eating crowd to watch the mobile phone repair shop, which naturally arouses the curiosity of many netizens. And not long after, a clarified Weibo from the S City Police Department was even more like adding fuel to the fire, which made netizens high.

Weibo is like this: after investigation, the owner of the mobile phone repair shop has nothing to do with terrorists, but is only involved in the handling and sale of stolen goods. As for the big cowardice to say that stealing secrets, it is pure nonsense, so don't worry. ps: It is estimated that there is something important in the big coward's mobile phone, and it is not easy for outsiders to know, such as photos or something, so it is intimidated to retaliate against the shopkeeper.

Within two minutes, the post was deleted and reposted: After investigation, the owner of the mobile phone repair shop had nothing to do with terrorists, but was only involved in the handling and sale of stolen goods. As for Officer Li's statement that stealing secrets is a joke, don't worry. That's it, I'll report a work injury first.

Weibo has modified several places, and the big instigation has changed to Officer Li, which is pure nonsense and pure joke, and the PS in the back has become to report a work injury. This is a proper beating, and then forced to change the rhythm of Weibo,

The following is followed by the comments of netizens:

"Yes, everybody understands. ”

"Ask for seeds. ”

"Drive without saying a word. ”

"It's been screenshotted, and it's useless to change it. ”

"Leave the picture without the seed, *****"

"666, is the police brother okay?"

"I'm posting on Weibo with my life. ”

"Excuse me, is Da Ji the nickname of that fat officer?"

"What's going on? Why is it so lively? ”

"The policeman's brother broke the news and was cleaned up. ”

"I'll sort out what happened, the fat policeman, that is, the big coward, his mobile phone was stolen, and there may be some unsightly photos in it, you know, and then took the melon-eating crowd to watch the mobile phone repair shop, and intimidated the shopkeeper that he had stolen secrets, and then the police brother posted a Weibo to break the news, and then the police brother was cleaned up and forced to modify Weibo. ”

", heartache police brother. ”

"Heartache +1. ”

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