The night before the finals of the cooking competition, Dongfang Miao came.

After dinner, she couldn't wait to take over the security work, and then found the abnormality: "Hey, why are there so many fireworks?

These fireworks are not the same as the fireworks played by ordinary people, the charge is very large, one can kill and injure people, so many, if one is not good, the whole village will be turned into a sea of fire.

Lao Liu, the pyrotechnician in charge of the fireworks, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "This, this is not good." ”

"What's wrong? If something happens and someone is injured, are you responsible?"

The pyrotechnic master patted his chest and promised: "No, the fireworks that my Lao Liu is in charge of have never had an accident!"

"It's because you haven't met an agent! Do you know how important the chief instructor is, and the nations are eager to kill her, can you make sure that these fireworks don't go to the agents? Or can you beat the agents?"

"Well, well, all move out, all move away. Lao Liu was scared out of a cold sweat, yes, the service object this time is not simple, not only in many important positions, but also with the United States imperialists a lot of beams, let's be a flat head people, or don't rush this trip to the troubled waters.

Lin family.

Mother Lin is proudly boasting about her perfect plan to her children's wife.

At this time, my brother-in-law received a call from the pyrotechnician, "What? ”

After the brother-in-law hung up the phone, he hurriedly shouted, "Mom, it's not good, the pyrotechnic master is gone." ”

Mother Lin's face collapsed immediately, and she shouted: "Add money, give double the price!"

Brother-in-law: "They said it was too dangerous, so don't do it." ”

Mother Lin was a little confused: "What's the situation?"

Here, Brother Lin also received a call, and then said speechlessly: "The helicopter is no longer dry." ”

"Why?"

Ringo replied, "Someone won't let me." ”

Mother Lin was angry, just after bragging, someone demolished her own platform, is this still necessary?" "There are still people who dare to get along with our family, Xixi, copy the guys, block their house!"

Lin Chenxi nodded his head obediently, "Okay, I'll go get the missile!" After speaking, he wanted to go to the armored car to dismantle the two missiles and carry them on his shoulder.

Mother Lin was startled, and hurriedly stopped: "What are you holding missiles?

"Broom, broom, meow?"

Before Lin Chenxi could react, a broom was stuffed by Lin's mother in his hand, and a burning stick was also stuffed in Lin's father's hand.

"By the way, son, who is that person?" The family walked out of the door in a grand manner, and Mother Lin suddenly remembered that she didn't know the details of the enemy.

"I don't know, it's on the helicopter anyway. "The helicopters were rented from another city and parked in a field not far away.

"Okay, let's go and see who the hell is that dares to bully my old Lin family!"

When she came to the helicopter parking place, before Mama Lin could shout a strong courage, Dongfang Miao's voice came from in front of her: "Hey, uncle, aunt, what are you doing here?"

"Uh, Miaomiao, why are you here?" Mama Lin felt a sudden shock in her heart, could it be that the plan was discovered?

Dongfang Miao replied: "I found out that there are helicopters here, so I came over to find out the situation, and found that they were performing for tomorrow's show, so I let them go back for safety reasons." By the way, what are you doing here?"

"Ahaha, we're out for a walk, walk a hundred steps after dinner, and live to ninety-nine, hahaha, we won't disturb your work. After saying that, Mother Lin took someone and went back with a broom.

"Strange, do you still have brooms and sticks for walking?" Dongfang Miao was puzzled, if he wanted to say that he was looking for trouble, he wouldn't take these guys, the chief instructor could play a piece alone, it was really strange.

When she got home, Mother Lin had a stinky face, and the others wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Sister Lin said, "Mom, what should I do now, do you want to continue?"

Mother Lin: "Go on, of course you have to continue!"

Sister Lin: "But now there are no helicopters scattering petals." ”

Brother-in-law: "There are no fireworks anymore!"

Brother Lin: "The two romantic killers are gone, and there is no romantic atmosphere, I'm afraid Yuzi won't be able to handle it." ”

Mother Lin: "Since there is no plane, then use artificial ones!"

Sister Lin: "You can sprinkle petals with your hands, it feels so frustrating and low-grade." ”

Mother Lin: "There is no way to do it, I can only use this emergency, and then let the bear children in the village each take a basket of petals and scatter them everywhere." ”

Brother-in-law: "What about the fireworks?"

Mother Lin: "Just go to the town to buy some fireworks for a few dollars, so Miaomiao won't stop it, right?"

Family: "......"

How many dollars for fireworks?

Then it's better not to buy it!

Otherwise, the media will rush to report on the most frustrating confession in history, the most frugal confession of the richest man or something.

"What kind of expression do you have? I think at the beginning, your father confessed to me that he only took a bouquet of wild flowers, and it would be nice to have fireworks!"

"Ahem, the kid, don't talk about these old things!"

Early the next morning, Lin Ziyu was pulled into the makeup car and dressed up before being released.

After Dongfang Miao, who was passing by the inspection, saw it, he couldn't help but say: "Anyway, you are dressed like a peacock opening the screen, what are you doing?" I have to say that people rely on clothes, Buddha relies on gold clothes, wearing tailor-made white shirts, putting on makeup, and they are quite sunny and handsome.

"No, nothing. ”

"It's not going to be that girl, tsk, I actually rubbed powder and lipstick......"

Dongfang Miao wanted to continue, but was pushed into the makeup cart by Lin Chenxi, who came from behind: "Sister Miao, it's your turn." ”

"Ah, I'm just a security, what kind of makeup do I wear?"

"You can be your father's personal bodyguard, but you can't wear a camouflage uniform, it's too conspicuous. ”

"Personal bodyguard? Wait, chief instructor, aren't you by Yuzi's side? Why do you want me to be a personal bodyguard?"

"It's a task arrangement, so you don't have to ask so much. ”

After stuffing Dongfang Miao into the car, a female assistant soon pulled her to change her clothes, and when she saw the skirt handed in by the female assistant, she was dumbfounded. "Wait, what kind of dress is this, how does it look like it's made of flower petals?" Dongfang Miao looked through the skirt and found that the dress was up and down, inside and out, and it was all glued with rose petals!

Lin Chenxi explained outside: "This is what I made especially for you, don't worry about wearing it." ”

Dongfang Miao is not at ease, although this skirt is beautiful and gorgeous to the extreme, but it always gives people a feeling of unreliability and insecurity, think about it, a bunch of thin and fragile petals piled on the body, can you have a sense of security?

"Is this thing really reliable?"

"Reliable, Sister Miao, you can wear it with confidence. If you really don't worry, you can tear it with all your might, and if you can tear it, I will lose!"

Dongfang Miao gently pulled hard, and found that it was quite strong, and with a little more strength, she still couldn't pull it, and in the end, she tried her best, but the skirt still didn't move. The seemingly soft and fragile petals are actually tougher than steel, you must know the strength she is using now, but the steel plate can be torn!