Chapter 134: Bi Fang's Barbecue... First impressions
"There's nothing in the world that can't be solved with a skewer. "Uncle Bi Fang left me this sentence when he left.
"Its barbecue restaurant menu is too simple..."Although Tsubaki complained, her unbearable saliva had already exposed her foodie nature.
"Pig series, cattle series, sheep series, poultry series, seafood series, vegetable and fruit series, beer of the day, liquor of the day, staple food of the day. "I recall the menu I wrote for Bi Fang just now, compared to ordinary barbecue restaurants, this is indeed a little... General.
"But the more I like this, the more I think Bi Fang is very powerful!" Tsubaki said, "Isn't this kind of menu clearly saying that as long as you want to eat, I can bake it." ”
"Bi Fang is not an ordinary youkai, is he?" I asked Tsubaki, "but it's rare to meet such a guy who doesn't feel the aura of a youkai at all." ”
Tsubaki quickly put on an expression that knew everything, "It is said that Bi Fang used to be an attendant of the gods, a youkai that controlled fire, and wherever it existed, a raging fire would ignite. ”
“... However, there was no fire in the store just now," I said, "and it went to City A to open a barbecue restaurant with a good servant of the gods?"
"Maybe he was sent down by the gods because he made a big mistake?" Tsubaki said and nodded, "Well, that's the case, otherwise such a powerful youkai would not be willing to be a barbecue restaurant owner." ”
"Why do I think you're a little gloating?"
"What," Tsubaki shook his head, "a monster like Bi Fang will become a respected monster no matter where he is, whether it is a god attendant or a shop owner, it will definitely be able to do well." ”
"So sure? Is it really not because it can be eaten so highly?"
"Of course not!" Tsubaki called out.
Early the next morning, I took the list I wrote yesterday to the supermarket, thinking about buying some Mid-Autumn Festival gifts for everyone, but I didn't expect to meet Bi Fang as soon as I entered the supermarket.
"Ye Ke!" it greeted me from afar as it pushed its cart, and to be honest, if it hadn't confessed to itself yesterday that it was a youkai, I would never have believed that this extremely normal guy in front of me would be a youkai.
"Morning," I responded, "you've been buying so many things so early in the morning?"
"Haha, it's still early, I was already shopping for ingredients at the market two hours ago, and many things need to be the freshest," its shopping cart is full of all kinds of beers and sweets, but some of them are still as diverse as supermarkets. ”
Two hours ago... It's not dawn yet!
"It's hard," I said, "waking up so early every day?"
"That's for sure, the catering people get up early and are greedy for darkness," it pinched its face, "It's good that I'm a monster, otherwise a person would have died of overwork after being busy." ”
Catering people? That's what this guy says about himself? I couldn't help but laugh.
"Why, youkai can't be a caterer?" it didn't get angry, but quipped, "If we youkai were serious, the restaurant world would have been nothing to do with you humans a long time ago." ”
"Boss Bi is early, I'm here to buy things today!" A person with a child not far away greeted Bi Fang, looking very familiar.
"Haha morning, are you going to eat today?"
"My little baby has been clamoring to go to Uncle Bifang's house to eat something delicious," said the man, "but I can't go through it today, and there is something going on at home in the evening." ”
"Haha, then next time, I'll make teppanyaki for you two when I come. It says, "Buy one get one free!"
Just buy one get one free? Is there a business that does this?
The man was not surprised at all, "That's really great, my baby is about to have a birthday, and you must come to the birthday party then!"
"That's natural, the day of closure will pass!" Bi Fang said.
After the woman with the child left, I asked Bi Fang, "Old acquaintance?"
"It's just a frequent guest," Bi Fang said, "it's a single mother, and her children are always clamoring to eat, but she is too busy with work to queue up. ”
"She is a very welcoming mother. ”
"Haha, right, the regulars in my store are good people. Bi Fang said.
I looked at the "middle-aged man" in front of me, neat and neat, a simple black T-shirt and jeans, a hearty laugh, and a healthy "human breath" from head to toe.
"I said... That mother won't take a fancy to you, will she?" I asked, where would a mother invite a random man to her child's birthday party.
"How is that possible," said it, "that mother has someone she likes, but that person has left her, and I myself have volunteered to attend the children's birthday party every year, and there are many children at the birthday party, and it is a very happy thing to cook for them." ”
"Well," I suddenly realized, "but anyway, you're doing this business too casually, and you don't lose money?"
"Hahaha, Ye Ke, you are really interesting, I am a monster, what is there to lose money, wouldn't it be good to be happy," Bi Fang looked at his watch, his gestures were like an ordinary man, God knows how long it has been living in human society to integrate everything around him so perfectly, "How about it, do you want to visit my store in advance?"
"Now?" I said, "Tsubaki would be angry knowing that I went there on my own." ”
"Then it's better not to tell her first," Bi Fang pushed me from behind, "Come on, there shouldn't be many customers in the store at this time, and it just so happens that my customers there want to meet the legendary ghostwriter." ”
Speaking of which, I don't know if it's because I'm not so vigilant now, or if I'm getting bolder, or if I've been with Tsubaki for too long and infected her curiosity, and I actually came to its barbecue restaurant with this unpredictable youkai, the barbecue restaurant that is quite famous among humans and youkai.
Bifang Barbecue - four large characters without the slightest decoration hang on the door of the store, and there is no door described by Tsubaki outside the door, but it can be seen from the smooth road that the door is polished to be very hot here.
"Youkai don't come in from here, do they," I waited for Bi Fang to unlock the door, "It's only nine o'clock, is there anything I can do to help?"
"Haha, you little arms and legs should just sit there and watch," it clicked open the brass door lock, "in case it breaks or burns, I can't explain it to the kitten." “
With a creak, the door was pushed open.
There are indeed only three tables in the room, but the table is not small, it is not a problem to sit down for a dozen people if you squeeze it, the center of the room is a big island kitchen, from the cabinet to the countertop are made of a black board of indescribable material, all kinds of tableware and kitchenware are neatly like a parade, baskets of fresh ingredients are piled on the ground, the menu I wrote yesterday is pasted on the wall, although it doesn't look like a menu at all...
It was surprisingly cold inside the room, and I couldn't help but shiver.
Normally, my first question would be, why is it so cold in a barbecue restaurant?
But now I want to ask, are there not many good customers?
"Bi Fang! You're back! Why is it so late today! I'm going to be hungry!"
"Hurry up and get the fire up, my tail can't turn in this room!"
"I brought something good today, and I won't give it to you if you don't have enough to eat!"
"I want an all-beef set!"
"I want it too!"
"It's hard for me to squeeze in, but you made me wait so long!"
......
All kinds of monsters who are five big and three thick, or short and delicate, or fierce and vicious, or clever and cute, or famous, or obscure, have packed the house, the so-called "monster back door" is a wall without a door at all, even so, the monsters in line still don't let one drill into the house, trying their best to sit on the three tables.
"Okay, okay," Bi Fang clapped his hands, and the monsters who were still noisy just now immediately quieted down, "Guests who already have seats, please wait, the food you ordered will be ready soon, and guests who don't have seats should consciously line up outside the door." ”
"Alas... It's a shame that I didn't get to the first round again. ”
"I've been here for days with my own utensils..."
"Bi Fang, you just let us eat standing still!"
Bi Fang still smiled, not angry at all, "That's not good, there are rules for skewers, if you don't obey," it clicked its knuckles, and a flame burst out of its fingertips, "Roast you." ”
(End of chapter)