Chapter 2 Shit luck

Liu Erwa, who was releasing water in the backyard, just lifted her pants and saw Xiao Feng lying on the ground.

Take a closer look at Young Master Xiao, he is all covered in water.

It's over, it's over, how can I release the water and put it on the eldest young master, the master can't kill me!

Liu Erwazi panicked and stepped on Xiao Feng's hand.

"I'll go to your second uncle, who stepped on my hand!"

The sound of killing pigs sounded again, and Liu Erwa knelt down in a flash.

"Young master, I didn't see you here, I ......"

Xiao Feng carefully observed the surroundings and found himself back in the backyard of his house. I thought to myself, I remember I was drunk, the back door was closed, how did I get in? Why am I so wet?

Suddenly, Xiao Feng saw Liu Erwazi kneeling beside him, and asked with some incomprehension: "Erwazi, what kind of nerves are you doing? Kneel next to me like this, and how did I get in, why am I so wet?"

I saw Liu Erwazi's trembling and didn't dare to say anything.

Xiao Feng also knew that these slaves were usually very timid, so he patted the water on his body and prepared to stand up.

At this time, Liu Erwazi said tremblingly: "Young Master, I was putting water here just now, and I didn't see you. Can... Can... But when I had finished draining the water, I saw you lying on the ground......"

Xiao Feng was still wiping a handful of water on his face with his hand, but suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Wait, what did you just say?

Hearing this word, Xiao Feng thought that Liu Erwazi was talking about watering the flowers. But when I think about it, release water, release water, what a familiar word.

At this time, the old housekeeper hurriedly came over, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Liu Erwazi, why did you go for so long when you put water and ran, you think you are doing a good job." Don't mess around in the back, it's not good for others to see it. ”

The old butler was old, with gray hair, and the wrinkles on his face were the same as the bark of a dead tree, but his face was very ruddy.

Hearing what the old butler said, even if he was confused, he had to come back to his senses.

Release, I said, how is this word so familiar?

A feeling of powerlessness arose spontaneously from the bottom of Xiao Feng's heart, and three black lines faintly appeared on Xiao Feng's forehead. Not to mention the three black lines, even the whole face has turned black.

"...... "Let's not mention the face, the rootless water on the face...... It's all Xiao Feng's tears......

When Xiao Bo got closer, he saw that it was indeed Xiao Feng sitting on the ground, and when he got closer, he found that the eldest young master's body was full of water.

"Young Master, are you okay?" Xiao Bo hurriedly stepped forward to help Xiao Feng up.

Liu Erwa was frightened and sweating profusely, and hurriedly blocked in front of Xiao Bo.

"Xiao Bo, you better let me come. ”

Don't say that Liu Erwazi is a little timid, but her head is still quite bright.

Xiao Feng was not so hypocritical, and hurriedly left after saying hello to Xiao Bo. There is rootless water all over the body, and it is uncomfortable to put it there anywhere.

As soon as he left, he rushed back to his attic at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

Xiao Bo squinted his eyes and looked in the direction Xiao Feng left. turned around and looked at Liu Erwazi again, not understanding what these two people were all about.

Liu Erwazi felt Xiao Bo's very puzzled gaze, smiled embarrassedly, scratched his head, and snorted: "What's that, I'll go and release the water......"

After saying that, he ran away in a puff of smoke.

I'm going to drop a kiss, it's over, the eldest young master won't kill me!

Liu Erwazi seemed to have more than ten buckets in her heart, seven up and eight down, and she was very worried and uneasy in her heart.

In a more exquisite and luxurious attic.

Xiao Feng kept washing his body in a large pool. At the same time, he kept complaining that if it weren't for the damn old beggar and Shao, he would be drunk.

If it weren't for Ben getting drunk, where would it be ......

I curse you to live a long life, and you will choke to death when you drink water.

Everyone on this continent practices martial arts, and under the nourishment of the aura of heaven and earth, the average life expectancy is two hundred. If it's really a long life, it's a short lifespan.

"Ahh

On a pile of straw, an unruly old beggar crossed Erlang's legs with an unhappy look.

After a closer look, I found that this was the old beggar who had been drinking with Xiao Feng before, where was there a hermit master, and he was completely a market man.

The old beggar brushed his dirty hair with his dirty hands. Slowly stretched out the middle fingers of both hands and pointed at the sky, a kind of slut who came to bite me.

"Baby, I'm here again. Hurry up and wash my ass, raise it high, I'm in!"

Xiao Feng was still soaking in the pool, when he suddenly heard a coquettish cry, and secretly said something bad in his heart. Before I could react, I saw that two wooden doors were violently broken.

A purple shadow rushed over.

What's crazy about this woman?

This was the first thought in Xiao Feng's mind. But then I thought about it, did I forget something?

Then the second thought popped into me, "Oh no, I'm not dressed!"

Xiao Feng, who was soaking in the pool, was too naïve, thinking that he would sit back and relax when the door was locked. But I didn't expect Xiao Mei to be such a woman... So violent.

Hurriedly clasped his hands in front of his chest.

The water in the pool is clear and crystal clear.

Xiao Mei's eyes seemed to be attracted by something. Suddenly, two red clouds burned on his handsome face.

Xiao Feng followed Xiao Mei's gaze, it was not suitable for children, and hurriedly turned his back.

"Eldest sister, you go out first and let me get dressed!"

Xiao Feng couldn't laugh or cry a little, and at the same time he was thinking in his heart, could it be that I stepped on shit today? Why is my luck so bad? It seems that all the bad things have come to the door.

"Oh... Oh......"

A female man who was originally very domineering became a little overwhelmed. Hurriedly turned around and trotted out.

Xiao Feng stretched out a hand to support his forehead, with a helpless expression, and a very weak and painful expression appeared on his face.

Ay!

The ancients said: Drunk and misguided! Honesty does not deceive me.

After a while, Xiao Feng got dressed and walked out. Although he was a little embarrassed, he pretended to be nothing.

When I walked into the hall, I found that Xiao Mei was also like a nobody, sitting at the table with an unchanged face, and holding two apples in her hand to gnaw.

Suddenly, I saw Xiao Feng coming over, and said without changing his face: "Yo, little guy, your capital is not small!"

As he spoke, his gaze hit Xiao Feng's body.

Xiao Feng held his head high and waved his hand, and walked over.

"Didn't you just check it? What are you doing here?"

To be honest, Xiao Feng didn't want Xiao Mei to appear on his territory at all. This guy is just too torturous.