Chapter Seventy-Eight: Drinking Mouse Pills to Lose Weight
"Where are the leaves? Come to the nightclub where we last met, the madman and the fat brother are back! You can't imagine what these two people are like now, it's so unexpected. ”
Wang Delu's voice sounded, and the excitement and consternation in his tone made even the eyes on the other end of the phone feel it clearly.
In addition to eating, there are other things that can make the fat man so surprised? But hearing what he said, the two Ye Tian were also quite happy, and hurriedly agreed, hung up the phone, and couldn't help but think of the two of them.
Needless to say, compared to Wang Delu, he is a real big fat man, less than 1.65 meters tall, but weighs more than 200 pounds, and it is not more than a little bit, he is the fattest one among the several strange people in Ye Tian's high school dormitory.
Leng Feng was Ye Tian's best playmate in his childhood, although he was not in a dormitory in high school, he was in a class. Leng Feng's father is a soldier, he died because of the mission when he was very young, as a single-parent family, she has many similarities with Ye Tian, so the relationship between the two is very good, and the people in Yu Yetian's dormitory naturally became buddies.
However, these two people haven't seen Ye Tian for many years, Leng Feng joined the army after graduating from high school, not to mention Li Chunfa, who dropped out of school because of a serious illness in the middle of his third year of high school. Several other people in the dormitory were still in contact with each other, but he had no news.
Ye Tian didn't have many friends when he went to college, but he was really close to his roommates in high school, and now a few brothers who haven't seen him for many years come over, so he naturally has to rush over as soon as possible.
Thinking of this, Ye Tian turned on the TV for Feng Jiu for the first time, asked her to watch TV to pass the time, and learned some common sense through those modern dramas, and then went out.
"Optimus Prime, transform into and follow me to the city, you will definitely not be able to drive this truck in the city center, change one! ”
"No problem!It's been downloaded a long time ago, your world is very similar to the earth, it's easy to find the way, do you want to be faster or slower?" Optimus Prime replied and asked.
"Of course you have to hurry!" Ye Tian said in a hurry to see his brothers.
Click!
There was a violent sound of metal grinding, and Optimus Prime began his cool transformation, the metal parts of his body flipping and moving, and in a short time the transformation was completed. The huge metallic body has a perfectly streamlined shape, like a work of art.
Ye Tian didn't have time to appreciate it, looking at the cool Optimus Prime in front of him, he almost scolded his mother directly, and said angrily:
"Lao Tzu is going to the city, why did you let me fly a fighter jet, are you sick or am I crazy. ”
"This ...... If you make a mistake or make a mistake, I'll change it!" Optimus Prime, who was eager to show himself, smiled awkwardly, apologized repeatedly, and hurriedly began to continue to transform, the wings of the fighter were retracted, and various parts moved quickly, and soon, a tank appeared in front of Ye Tian.
Tank? I rub!
Ye Tianlung almost exploded, and was about to speak, but saw that on the tank that Optimus Prime had transformed, the huge gun muzzle was slowly retracted into the body, and a burst of spray sprayed out from all over the body, and after a while, the entire body turned silvery-white, and the conspicuous tank tracks were also retracted and replaced with several huge wheels. After a while, the general appearance of the tank is still there, but at least it doesn't look so intimidating.
This year, Transformers came in with their own hair dye!
Ye Tian was dumbfounded, not only hair dye, but even the license plate number was ready. But this thing doesn't look like an ordinary vehicle, can it be driven into the city?
The reason why he didn't drive a motorcycle was not because he was afraid of meeting the hot-tempered policewoman. But if you drive this thing, it's not as good as a motorcycle.
After all, motorcycles don't meet female policemen every time by coincidence, at most they are stopped by the traffic police, this thing, maybe even the entire police station can be alarmed.
It wouldn't be that seeing Ye Tian's confusion, Optimus Prime said:
"Don't worry, our technology here is as bad as the earth, I directly invaded the network, the license plate of this car, if the traffic police check it, it is a special photo taken by the army, and it is a camouflaged modified vehicle for the mission. If the army checks, it is a secret vehicle of the special forces, and unless you have a person who has the ability to alarm high-ranking officials, or a high-ranking military officer at the theater level, no one can find out about the abnormality. ”
"So hanging?" Ye Tian was stunned when he heard this, he deserved to be a Transformer! The awesomeness of black technology, we can only deal with black technology.
High-ranking officials and executives, high-ranking military officials at the theater level, unless Ye Tian is stupid enough to drive the tank directly into it without any camouflage, there is no need to worry at all.
"Let's go!" Sitting on this tank-modified giant, Ye Tian said in a high-spirited manner. Driving a tank into the city! It's a little exciting to think about.
Optimus Prime activated, driving all the way towards the city. Such a vehicle naturally attracted the attention of countless people, and the passing traffic police were even ready to move.
Fortunately, Optimus Prime's network technology is still very good, and with the blind military card, no one came up to interrogate, which made Ye Tian worry all the way.
However, it was not completely without gain, Sadako was afraid of Feng Jiu, and Ye Tian followed as soon as he went out, allowing Ye Tian to collect a lot of credibility points along the way. If he didn't have something to do, he would have wanted to drive this hateful behemoth around the city a few times.
Far away, Ye Tian saw Wang Delu and Leng Feng standing in front of the nightclub chatting about something, and there was a middle-aged man who was as thin as a pole standing next to him.
"Crazy, long time no see!" Ye Tian was very good at the car, and rushed over and gave Leng Feng a hug.
"Leaf ...... Ye Tian...... Where did you get this car?" Leng Feng didn't care about greeting Ye Tian, and looked at Optimus Prime in the distance with a stunned expression.
As a soldier, he is too familiar with this thing, this Nima is a tank! Even if it is modified beyond recognition, it is definitely a tank!
Driving a tank into the city, this is crazy, right?
"Isn't it just a car, I just went to Ye Tian's house a few days ago, you don't know, this product is actually the real local tyrant among us, what's so surprising about an off-road vehicle!" Wang Delu has not been interested in cars since he was a child, and said a little disapprovingly.
"Can this be the same! Ye Tian, you honestly tell me where this car came from, and this is this photo! I'll wipe it, this is a special license plate for special tasks in the military region, no wonder no one stopped you. Cold sweat broke out on Leng Feng's forehead, and he grabbed Ye Tian and asked anxiously
"Don't worry, I got this car from a friend, and the license plate is too, no problem!" Ye Tian naturally couldn't say that it was fake, and said casually.
Fortunately, his self-confidence made Leng Feng misunderstand, thinking that Ye Tian really had a relationship with the military region and took on some special task that was inconvenient to say, so he put his mind at ease. Even Wang Delu on the side wanted to ask for a license plate, but he stopped him.
"Ye Tian, when my brother met, you saw a madman, right, I stood next to me for a long time, and I didn't see you say hello!" At this moment, the middle-aged man standing on the side suddenly spoke.
Hearing this familiar voice, Ye Tianjing's jaw almost dropped, and he said in amazement:
"Brother Fa, are you drinking rats, or are you drinking dichlorvos to lose weight, you don't have to fight so hard to lose weight!"