Chapter 80: The Missing Lao Xu The First Update
The beauty of Yan Xuanji, the new master of Xiangyun Temple, has caused a sensation in half of Yunlong Mountain, not only the old widower He who watches the mountain gate often leaves his post and runs to Xiangyun Temple without permission, even the monks of the Big Buddha Temple often have nothing to do and run to Xiangyun Temple to chat with familiar Taoists.
The struggle between Buddhism and Taoism is all the old Huang calendar, and now they are all comrades under the unified leadership of the Religious Affairs Bureau, and Xiangyunguan has experienced such a major event as changing the master, so don't you allow the Buddhist brothers to ask the advisor Gu? That is, when asking Gu to talk about the past, the great monks always like to talk while walking, and they are still full of Taoist temples, and their eyes are very dishonest.
Qingyuan, the little monk who was not able to take a holiday on Children's Day, came with red eyes, he said that he was very aggrieved and needed the comfort of the opposite ~ sex, and he plunged into Qingping'er's arms and refused to get up for a long time.
This is a child who is not yet 6 years old, except for liking to wear a toad sunglasses when the elders are not paying attention, suddenly fall under the pomegranate skirt of a certain female benefactor, and occasionally slip under the foot and kiss the face of some little female donor.
Can such a pure and beautiful little monk Qingping'er not like it? When I heard that this poor little boy didn't even have a holiday on Children's Day, I was distressed and didn't want to, so I hurriedly hugged him tightly in my arms, touched his little bald head and comforted him softly. I don't know how many big monks who came to stage the 'Taoist Buddha Two Fish and Water Love' in this scene, I only hate myself for being born twenty or thirty years early!
But as soon as Yan Xuanji, who was holding the little fox in his arms, appeared, the situation was completely different, and the great monks who talked about Buddhism and Taoism went to the history of the sun and the dark and now the bright road began to deviate, but their thinking went astray, and even their eyes began to deviate.
The Taoist priests are happy, today's Xiangyunguan incense is good, and the donors who come and go can be more than in the past, let everyone take a closer look at these bald heads, since then the image of the sacred Buddhist disciples has collapsed, and it is beneficial and harmless to Xiangyunguan.
It was the little monk Qingyuan who saved the reputation of the Big Buddha Temple, and as soon as Yan Xuanji, a beautiful Taoist priest with the heart of Wang Xifeng's royal sister but a sister Lin, appeared, the little monk quickly wiped away his tears, broke free from Qingping'er's embrace, and rushed towards Yan Xuanji like an arrow from the string, and screamed excitedly in his mouth, Yan Xuanji looked stupid.
The big monks used to be little monks who were suffocated, after all, they were children, and the abbot didn't even give people a holiday on Children's Day, which was too inhumane! Who would have thought that this girl rushed over and hugged Yan Xuanji's jade legs, and shouted: "Amitabha, Amitabha, what a beautiful little fox, big sister Guanzhu, can you let the poor monk hold it, the poor monk has a fate with it!"
Nima, it's still a little bald routine, the big monks are scolding, or the presiding abbot is prescient, this kind of old driver in a child's skin shouldn't have a holiday!
Yan Xuanji is really popular now, in this era where everything depends on her appearance, she, the beauty viewer, can easily erect a pink majesty as long as she uses a little means, just like the beauty emperor Wu Zetian back then.
What's more, since she came into view, she, who was clearly from a wealthy family, was a female observer who was born in a wealthy family, and she was always ascetic, setting an example in everything, and doing everything herself.
In front of the Zhenwu Palace, she wanted to plant a new tree, she just rolled up her sleeves and dug a pit for a long time, and a pair of jade palms almost got calloused......
Some of the disciples were moved to tears, believing that the future of following this master was very bright. The old master is good, but his old man is just sharing weal and woe with everyone, where can he compare to the stupid spirit of this beautiful viewer who lets his disciples enjoy and endure hardships himself?
"Lao He, is there a stupid big treat, you eat more, this is Chu Fenglou's Dongpo meat, authentic!"
Slender Yang, Hei San'er, Fake Lao Dao and Lao He Tou who watched the mountain gate sat in the corridor on the left side of the main hall to eat. Slender Yang held a big lunch box, and had already eaten seven or eight pieces of braised pork one by one, probably feeling embarrassed, so he sandwiched a piece and sent it into Lao Hetou's bowl: "Whether she is hypocritical or not, let's eat it first." ”
Today is the day when Xiangyunguan thanked the donors and lay people from all walks of life, and asked for food and wine, Lao He was pulled by his brothers to rub the rice, and some couldn't let go, so he only went to play some light food, in fact, he was hungry for a long time.
He took the braised pork and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it with pleasure, shook his head and said: "Don't say that about other people's girls, I think people are not bad, and they went to the Taoist temple to endure hardships at a young age. ”
"This is all an illusion, Lao He, you can't believe us, can't you still believe Lao Xu's vision? If Lao Xu didn't see that she was cheating, how could he gamble with her? There are only two days left, if Lao Xu can't get 10 million, he has to leave this auspicious cloud view ......."
As he spoke, Slender Yang suddenly woke up: "Oh, my brothers are busy raising money for Lao Xu all day long, but where did this guy go? It seems that I haven't seen him for a whole day, is it because he has gone down the mountain to turn his fate? Can't...... If you're going, he's going to have to tell your brother!"
The fake old man also said: "Yes, I met him yesterday morning and asked him if he had any way to raise money, Lao Xu smiled and said that he didn't have to worry, but it seemed that he went to the back garden." Later, the brothers opened incense stalls to sell peach charms, fortune telling, and Hei San'er went to Lao He's mountain gate to sell in order to attract more rich rich benefactors, and everyone was so busy that they forgot that he hadn't appeared for a day.
Where is this guy going to hide and be idle? Isn't it that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry?
Hei San'er glared at him: "Can you be better, you are only a eunuch!" Wait, I'll go to Qingping'er and ask...... She's Lao Xu's follower, so she knows for sure. ”
went out for a walk before Hei San'er came back and said: "Qingping'er said that yesterday Lao Xu went to Xiangyun Peak after watching the back, and said that it was ...... Look at the flowers...... She wasn't allowed to follow yet. In the past two days, the temple has been busy putting wine and inviting food to thank the donor, and the brothers are also busy raising money for him, but they forgot to look for him, is this guy still looking at flowers...... Has he become a nymphomaniac?"
Thin Yang said angrily: "Lao Xu must be crazy, there is still time to see the flowers at this moment? Mother, should you still hide in the back garden? Let's go, a few brothers will look for him!"
Lao He was already full of food and drink at this moment, stood up and said, "You brothers, let's go, the old man is old, and he is most afraid of climbing the mountain, so he will go differently." ”
"Okay, Uncle He, do you walk slowly?"
"Hey......"
The brothers were half awake and half drunk, and they went to the back of the watch. Since the departure of the First True Daoist, except for the flower head who would go to the flower garden every three or five days to take care of the flowers and plants, no one would usually go at all, and at this time, the disciples and lay benefactors in the temple were eating and drinking happily, but no one paid attention to the actions of a few of them.
The brothers are all angry, they have known Lao for so long, but they have never seen him give up on himself, could it be that the bet with Yan Yu that day was just a momentary mood, but now he has no idea and runs to escape from reality?
No, this doesn't look like Lao Xu's person?