Chapter 35: Your name is Jiang Hard
In the mass grave, a person and a rabbit chased a zombie running around, and after the obedient value reached -50, the zombie finally couldn't resist anymore and turned around and fled.
If you don't escape, you can't do it, the black gas on your body is almost scattered, and you are covered with injuries, and you will take away a piece of rotten flesh with a whip, and the bones will be exposed in many places, and if you continue to fight, the zombies will become skeletons, okay!
He felt that his innate inheritance from youkai had been completely subverted!
What kind of era is this?
I'm a zombie with the surname Jiang...... pia......
I must take revenge...... pia......
It's so humiliating...... piapia......
I just want to eat, why is this happening...... pia......
In front of him, the rabbit monster with half a front tooth missing and the human who laughed particularly hateful had blocked the way and were looking at him with bad intentions!
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+1 ......
"It's so tiring to beat people. Jiang Xuan crossed his waist with one hand and held the whip in the other, and he was dressed roughly.
In contrast, Chang Xiaotu is indeed very docile, he can rise by a few points with a whip, and sometimes he will crit, this zombie is too stubborn, a little whip, no more, no less.
and Chang Xiaotu took turns to change hands, and after a violent beating, the obedient value of zombies finally reached a positive number.
A gust of wind blew, and the zombie's black qi dissipated, unable to maintain its demonization state, and turned into a boy about the size of Chang Xiaotu.
The boy is bald, wearing only a pair of tattered pants that expose his ass and eggs, muscles and tendons all over his body, eight pack of abdominal muscles, and two pectoralis muscles bigger than a woman!
The carrion, the stench, and the black, shriveled appearance of a dead man were gone, but they were not at all cute, with a dark face and fierce eyes.
It's pretty cool.
"You look pretty strong, you won't be a part-time coach in the gym, will you?" Chang Xiaotu shook and said in amazement.
"Who the hell are you?"
After the little zombie turned into a human form, his speaking style was much more normal, and he asked through gritted teeth.
"I'm Chang Xiaotu, I'm also a monster, and I'm a rabbit demon. He is Jiang Xuan, a person. ”
"Human lackeys!" the little zombie snorted, disdainful.
"Hey, you want to be beaten again, don't you?!"
Chang Xiaotu held the whip in one hand, crossed his waist with the other, and glared with big eyes: "You can see clearly, I'm a rabbit, where do I look like a dog!" Don't confuse me with that kind of guy who eats!"
"Don't keep him fighting. Jiang Xuan took out a piece of chocolate from Chang Xiaotu's big pocket and handed it to the little zombie, "Do you want to eat it?!"
The little zombie was stunned for a moment, rolled his dead fish eyes and glanced at Jiang Xuan unexpectedly, and after hesitating for a moment, he still took it, but he threw it aside after smelling it.
"Wasting me, I'm beating you!"
The little zombie snorted and turned his head to stop talking.
"Hey, what's your name?" Jiang Xuan asked.
The little zombie was still a little arrogant, snorted and didn't want to answer, and saw Chang Xiaotu Fox raising his whip mightily, so he reluctantly said: "My surname is Jiang, nameless." ”
"You have the same last name as me. Jiang Wuming? What a name for the second middle school, your father gave it to you?"
"Nameless means, I don't have a name!" the little zombie was almost mad, gritting his teeth and saying word by word.
"Oh oh, I'm sorry, I'll give you a name. ”
Jiang Xuan held his chin and looked at the little zombie's body with a smile, "Your surname is Jiang, and your body is so strong, you are called ...... Well, it's good to call ginger hard. ”
Without waiting for the little zombie to object, Jiang Xuan asked with a straight face: "Jiang Hard, are you willing to worship me as a teacher?"
"No!" the little zombie shook his head aggressively, "and I wouldn't accept this kind of broken name." ”
"Jiang Xuan, let me beat him!"
Chang Xiaotu is eager to try, there is no 'you are a child, you are an old man, you are cute, you are cute, so I have to treat you well and not bully you', the law of the jungle eats the strong, and when you encounter it, it is often your life and death, not saying that you want to eat the little zombie is already considered Jiang Xuan's education success during this time, and the little zombie does not look very delicious.
"Wait. Jiang Xuan stopped Chang Xiaotu, after the obedient value became positive, the blind beating would have the opposite effect, after thinking about it, he squatted down and asked, "You really don't want to worship me as a teacher?"
The little zombie has a very tough attitude: "Absolutely impossible......!
"If you don't want to, forget it. Jiang Xuan interrupted him, sighed regretfully, and suddenly turned his head and asked, "Little Rabbit, how is your cultivation lately?
Hearing 'Dao Xing', the little zombie suddenly came to his senses and turned his head to look at Chang Xiaotu.
You know, monsters, how can anyone who doesn't pay attention to Taoism, just like human beings who don't want to be healthy and make a fortune?
"Three days, more than that...... There is also cooking that can also improve Taoism. Chang Xiaotu counted with his fingers.
"In this way, your Taoism will soon surpass Jiang Hard. Jiang Xuan nodded thoughtfully, "It seems that among the monsters, there are really rabbits that are the most powerful!
"Of course, rabbits are the most powerful!" said Chang Xiaotu.
"Well, I think so too, let's go. Jiang Xuan took Chang Xiaotu's hand.
"Wait a minute!" the little zombie jumped up suddenly, stopped Chang Xiaotu, and asked seriously, "Why are you cultivating so fast?"
"Because Jiang Xuan taught me!" Chang Xiaotu said as a matter of course.
The little zombie rolled his eyes and looked at Jiang Xuan, struggling a little in his heart.
As a noble-blooded drought, cultivation is more important than everything else, and it is the source of all glory.
But in the same way, if you worship a human being as a teacher, you really feel very undignified.
"Forget it, little rabbit, let's go home, continue to eat buffet tomorrow, by the way, I found a shop, it's all meat, there are roast chicken, roast duck, marinated beef sauce, elbow, braised hoof, roast suckling pig, ......" Jiang Xuan said a lot of food like reporting the name of the dish.
The corners of the little zombie's mouth couldn't help twitching.
Aren't you leaving, why aren't you leaving?
If you don't leave, why do you say these things that make people feel more and more hungry...... Mutter...... A strange sound came from the little zombie's stomach and screamed uncontrollably.
Chang Xiaotu smiled and waved goodbye to him: "Jiang Hard, then let's go, if you can't finish eating, I'll send you some." Forget it, anyway, you have someone here to eat, so envy the monsters who can eat people, I can only eat roast chicken, roast duck and braised beef sauce elbow every day...... What else?"
"Roast hoofs and roast suckling pig!" Jiang Xuan secretly gave Chang Xiaotu a thumbs up, the little girl has a future!
"Shut up!"
The little zombies are completely about to collapse.
"Is there a problem?" Jiang Xuan asked strangely.
The little zombie looked up with a small face, and asked, "If I am willing to apprentice, do you guarantee that you can teach me to cultivate?"
"Of course, not only cultivation, but also roast chicken, roast duck, marinated beef sauce, elbows, braised hooves, roast suckling pig......" Jiang Xuan continued to babble about the name of the dish.
Boom, the little zombie swallowed a mouthful of saliva that didn't exist, and nodded reluctantly.
"That's right. ”
After a routine set of questions and answers, there was another area in the space.
At the foot of the originally verdant hillside, the fog lifted, revealing a pale lonely grave, in which lay a white-haired zombie with its eyes closed and its chest slightly undulating.
"Huh?"
At the same time, Jiang Qiang's spirit was shocked, and he obviously felt that after agreeing to apprenticeship, the speed of the demonic power in his body increased a lot.
For a drought fish surnamed Jiang, cultivation is everything!
"I didn't lie to you, it's good!" Chang Xiaotu said, squeezing his eyes.
Jiang nodded stiffly, hesitated for a moment, and actually saluted Jiang Xuan seriously: "Master, please accept my worship." ”
Ginger's hard obedience value +1......
"Jiang Hard, you don't want to pretend to agree and then find a chance to kill me, right?" Jiang Xuan was surprised, Chang Xiaotu was not so honest at the beginning, and immediately turned his face and pounced after agreeing to apprenticeship, if it wasn't for the connection established in the space, he would have almost been killed by her.
Jiang shook his head seriously: "We zombie clan, a promise." Since you have fulfilled your promise to teach me to cultivate, then you are my master. ”
I didn't expect it to look very fierce, but it turned out to be a real monster who was quite knowledgeable.
"Well, so you go home with the little rabbit first, and when you go back, the little rabbit will kill a chicken for you to eat, and I still have something to do. Looking back at Su Yao, who fainted in the distance, she couldn't leave her a girl here in the middle of the night.
"Master, can you let me go back to the tomb first and pack my clothes. Jiang asked stiffly.
"Do you still have a suite?" Jiang Xuan was stunned.
"Yes, I woke up with something around me. Jiang said hard.
Jiang Xuan asked suspiciously, "You mean, funeral goods?"