Chapter 1000 (2+2) 16

The sky is constantly crossed by a series of gorgeous energy waves, various colors of energy waves like a rainbow enveloping the sky, making the whole sky become gorgeous and colorful, of course, if you remove those "rainbows" after the huge shock wave formed after landing, as well as the stump and broken arm, then maybe it is really a beautiful scene, but in fact, every ray of light here has the ability to overturn a ground, level/ The explosive power of the size of the city, if it weren't for the fact that this is an abyss, and the two warring sides here are the top races in the universe, just with this level of artillery fire, it is estimated that a country will soon be reduced to ashes!

After all, this is an attack that can destroy a city with a single blow, if it weren't for the absolute vastness of the abyss plane of the second layer, the size is almost the size of dozens of solar systems, such an attack is estimated to be able to blow up the whole world in an instant, after all, every moment, there are tens of thousands of energy waves in the sky, and as for the energy bombs, it is even more numerous!

The demons are eating ashes under the bombardment of the elemental cannon, but fortunately, they are eating ashes, not being directly blown to pieces, after all, the demons have the advantage of the defensive side, although they can't raise their heads temporarily by being pressed, but the demons understand that soon, this will become a thing of the past!

After all, the demon's artillery fire power has also immediately turned to the artillery that aims the muzzle at the element, and soon, as the demon expected, with the extremely fast attack of the demon's artillery firepower, before the elemental artillery has time to transfer, the demon artillery will use its own powerful firepower several times that of the enemy to make the elementals' artillery completely dumb, there is no way to the firepower gap between the two sides is like the firepower gap between the armies of the third world countries and the first-class powers, it is a gap in the level of the chasm that there is no way to smooth under normal circumstances, after all, although the demons started late, they are far more important than the elements!

Therefore, even though he started late, the demon's cannon fire still overwhelmed the elementals!

(On a June day, the child's face, now the rain is pouring outside, the thunder is roaring, I don't dare to write, wash and sleep)

1. I told my mom that I was single again today, and my mom sent me a bank card number, saying that I could call here if I couldn't spend enough money.

2. Accompanying my wife back to my parents' house, I was idle and fiddled with the globe on the bookshelf, and when I saw a red dot in the Atlantic Ocean, I scraped it with my fingers.

Unexpectedly, the globe cracked all of a sudden, and a wad of cash fell out of it.

The people in the house gathered around me at once, and the old man glared at me with fiery eyes.

3. On the wedding anniversary, I bought a diamond ring without telling my wife, and I couldn't wear it when I bought it, and she scolded me angrily: If you don't take me to try such an expensive thing, you can't buy it, it's a loser!

The son who was sitting next to him quickly put the ring back in the jewelry box: Mom, it's okay, if you can't wear it, keep it for my wife!

4. The family is traveling in the grassland, daughter: What if we encounter wolves?

Mother: Don't talk about one wolf, don't be afraid of two!

Daughter: Dad is so good? He can beat two wolves?

Mom pointed to Dad: Look at your dad's flesh, don't talk about two wolves, even three can be fed!

5. At the entrance of the supermarket, a young father asked a 3-year-old boy to take the vegetables, but the boy refused: I can't take it.

Dad: Do you have a drink?

Son: Take it. In the end, the boy took two bottles of 1.25L fruit oranges, and the father took two cabbages out of the supermarket.

6. My younger brother was rebellious in adolescence and always quarreled with his father, and my father came to say at every turn: Hey!

My brother: If the wings are stiff and don't fly, then why do you need wings!

It can make my dad angry enough.

1. The overnight soy milk mom gave me a hot drink in the morning, and I asked, "The overnight soy milk won't cause diarrhea, right?"

Mom said, "You can pull it boldly!"

2. In the morning, my sleeping wife let out a loud fart and woke up the daughter who was sleeping next to me.

The daughter looked at her in a daze: Mom, you want me to get up and call me, why do you use such a scary way.

3. When I went to the supermarket, I saw a little girl of three or four years old who seemed to want to eat something.

Her mother didn't buy it, but the little girl said, "Mom, I'm the meat that fell from your body, can you bear it?"

This mother said: It's all about losing weight...

4. "Daughter, if you don't marry again, your mother will die in a hurry!"

"What are you anxious about?"

"Of course Mom is in a hurry. Look at Mommy's face, moles have grown recently!"

"Is it freckles?"

"Who said it, it's obviously a mole in a hurry!"

5. Little Confusion 12:21:45

Mom, call me ahead for this month's living expenses, okay?

Mom 12:22:34

Hello, I have something to do now, and I will practice with you later.

Mom 12:22:55

1. Daughter: Mom, I want to buy that selfie artifact, it looks good with that selfie.

Mother: How much does it cost?

Daughter: Okay, it's more than 8,000 yuan.

Mother: We don't need so much money for plastic surgery.

2. I explained to my mother today: I am not your own child, I was sent by mobile phone bills.

After listening to my explanation, my mother said: Don't worry, girl, you play like your own. If I wanted to send you a quality mobile charge, I would have switched to Unicom now.

3. "Dad, this is my boyfriend." ”

"Oh, tsk, how disappointed your mother is, why did you find one like this!"

"Dad, how can you be so rude!

"I didn't tell you. ”

4. On the subway, a mother took her child on the subway, the car was crowded with people, and the child kept crying while talking about my little yellow ball.

In the end, all the people in the car helped the children find the ball, and they searched the whole car, but they couldn't find a single ball.

The child suddenly stopped crying, put his fingers in his nostrils and said, "I'll make another one."

1. I was at home for a day on the weekend, and my mother came back to see that I was lying on my stomach with my head at the end of the bed and hadn't eaten, so I went to make a bowl of noodles and brought it to me, and saw that I was holding my mobile phone and didn't mean to pick it up, so I squatted down and put it on the ground, and then touched my head and said, "Come, eat." ”

I laughed and said, "Mom, you feed the dog, I'm not a dog." ”

The old mother who walked to the door turned around and smiled hatefully: "Who said you weren't?

2. My husband doesn't like to talk, and my brother-in-law talks a lot, so he says what he should say or shouldn't say.

But both of them are very good, and they are more attentive to my parents than me and my sister, and my dad said that they are both very good, one is talking like constipation, and the other is talking like diarrhea... It's so vivid!!

3. I quarreled with my wife, she went back to her parents' house in a fit of anger, and I hurriedly went to my mother-in-law with a gift: "She rarely comes back once, you can keep her for a few more days!"

My mother-in-law gave me a blank look: "If I can stand her, I can marry her to you!?"

4. My mother is always very irritable to talk to me, I said: Mom, can you be gentle, if I learn to be like you in the future, will I still get married?

My mother said: It's your ability to marry or not, anyway, I'm married.

5. My mother called me: Bao'er, how much do you earn this year?

Me: Don't spend money all day long, you should care about me talking about girlfriends!

Mom: Are you talking about girlfriends?

Me: No!

Mom: I didn't talk about my girlfriend, I didn't ask how much money you make, what did I ask!

I am powerless to refute ...

6. The world's martial arts, only fast is not broken, the real master is to judge the opponent's intention at the moment when the opponent is about to shoot, and then kill the opponent invisibly.

I'll give you the simplest example: Mom, I think.

Mom: No money.