Chapter 76 One cry, two troubles, three hangings, if it doesn't work, I'm drugged
"Master, he doesn't know, this, this ......" Seeing Liu Shao's expression, the tree demon hurriedly explained.
"You won't be unrequited love, right? Tong'er, it's not that the master said you, if you really like it, hurry up, cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, if you can't do it, you will come hard, knock out the medicine and drill the quilt, unless this Yan Chixia is a eunuch, otherwise she will definitely not be able to run away. Liu Shao understood as soon as he saw the expression of the tree demon, the feeling was that the tree demon was unrequited love, but in line with the principle of rather demolishing ten temples than making a marriage, Liu Shao directly began to make a bad move.
"If this fails, how can I see him!" The tree demon blinked, thinking about Liu Shao's words for a while, she didn't think there was anything wrong with using Liu Shao's tricks, but she just felt that if she failed, she would be a little embarrassed to see Yan Chixia in the future.
"Oh, Tong'er, at this time, you don't care about the future, let's do it first, even if it fails, you won't regret it in the future, right, besides, with your lord and me, how can I fail, now that I have sealed this area, my unlucky apprentice doesn't know that I'm here now, and after a while, you just pretend that nothing happened, and when everyone goes to eat, you just find a reason to call him over, and then you put this packet of medicinal powder in his tea, as long as he drinks it, it's done." Liu Shao looked at both sides, except for the strong man who was cooking just now and didn't look here with a few doubts, no one else paid attention to this, so he exchanged a pack of special medicine powder from the system and handed it to the tree demon boy.
"But what if he doesn't drink it?" said the Dryad Boy as he took the powder, a little worried.
"Then you put on this dress, walk back and forth in front of him a few more times, and put on a few more sultry poses, you will always be able to do this, just the posture that the female ghosts under your hands used to use in the past. Liu Shao took out another set of bikinis and handed it to the Dryad Boy.
"This, this, it's too embarrassing!" the Dryad Boy said with some disgust as he looked at the bikini with just a little bit of cloth.
"I'll go, are you ashamed of becoming a woman, you didn't dislike letting your female ghosts seduce men bare, but now you can't accept a piece of clothing?" Liu Shao shook his head, and after a while, he spoke again:" That's it, if he doesn't drink this drugged tea for a while, I'll knock him out, and then you pour him two more sips of this tea, so you don't want to take the initiative, and after that, I'll appear, and then you will cry in front of me, saying that he bullied you or something, and finally I'll make do with the two of you, so that the two of you will not be done. ”
"Okay, then it's troublesome for the master, Tong'er must remember the master's kindness. The tree demon boy bowed to Liu Shao again, and then entered the small courtyard and began to prepare.
"Hey, brother, do you know the Tree Doctor? Who was that little boy just now, why haven't you seen it before? Liu Shao watched the dryad enter the room, hehe, the thief laughed twice, and returned to the cooking.
"Oh, it's okay, this little boy is from a relative's family in the past, didn't he just be accepted as a boy by the tree god doctor, I didn't expect to see him here today, by the way, this porridge has been boiling for a long time?" Liu Shao said casually, and then pulled the topic to the porridge.
"Hungry, come brother, eat some pickles first, this porridge is a slow job, it can't be boiled well at once, it is estimated that it will be half an hour smaller, after all, there is such a big pot." The strong man didn't know where to take out a plate of sour sword beans and handed it to Liu Shao.
"Hey, this stuff is good! I'm drooling when I look at it, and to be honest, I haven't eaten it in years. "Liu Shao is not hypocritical, he really hasn't eaten this sour sword bean for many years, it is estimated that he used to eat it in other classmates when he was studying, and then he didn't know how to do it, and the market on one side didn't have to sell it, and after getting the system, he didn't think to exchange this thing to eat, which really aroused his appetite.
"Hey, we don't have many other things, this sour sword bean can definitely be full, this sword bean is good to grow, plant one acre of sword beans a year, and if all of them are made into sour sword beans, it will be enough for our Divine Medicine Valley to porridge for the next year." The strong man said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, it won't be less of your benefits, by the way, you are also a person from the Divine Doctor Valley, do you know, is there a little bit of that Tree Divine Doctor and Yan Divine Doctor, that. Liu Shao praised the sour sword beans and gestured at the strong man.
"Ahem, you can't talk nonsense, we people have been in the Divine Doctor Valley for a long time, and we are not people from the Divine Doctor Valley. The strong man said with a straight face, then glanced around a few times, and whispered in front of Liu Shao: "Brother, you are well-informed! Brother, I also only found out not long ago, this Tree Divine Doctor does have some meaning to Yan Divine Doctor, but Yan Divine Doctor doesn't seem to care much, I heard that this Tree Divine Doctor retreat seems to be because of something, hehe." ”
"Alas, brother, the porridge is out, let's take a look, I won't talk anymore, go for a walk first, and call me for dinner later." After getting what he wanted to know, Liu Shao directly added a fire to the stove, and the porridge on the stove soon showed signs of overflowing.
"Strange, what's going on today? Alas, brother, it's going to be dinner soon, what about the people?" The strong man looked at the cauldron and turned his head to stop Liu Shao, but found that Liu Shao had disappeared.
Since the porridge was cooked in advance, naturally everyone dispersed in advance, and groups of three or five came over to make porridge and began to eat lunch, and Yan Chixia, who had just come out of the courtyard after seeing a doctor, was also directly pulled away by the tree demon boy in the name of studying the prescription.
The next thing went very smoothly, for the tea that the tree demon arrived, Yan Chixia did not have a trace of doubt, it is estimated that she was really thirsty, and she poured it directly, when she drank it, Yan Chixia regretted it, and she had been a miracle doctor for so many years, and the smell of medicine hidden by the tea fragrance was still paid for by him, but it was too late, after all, it was the potion given by Liu Shao, and it was basically too late to enter the mouth, so don't say much about the rest of the matter, otherwise you will have to 404.
"You rebel, you have done such a terrible thing. Just after Yan Chixia came to her senses, a scolding made him completely sober up.
"Master!! aren't you ........" Yan Chixia couldn't even bother to explain now, her eyes widened, and she seemed to be a little unable to believe the scene in front of her.
"What, aren't you happy that I'm alive? Is this seat ruining your good thing?" Liu Shao sat next to him, the master's shelf was high, and his expression was as much as he was underbeaten.