Chapter 481: Each intends to move the waters of evil
Xiao Hei saw that someone had taken the lead, so he didn't ask about 3721, and stepped forward to split a hairy ticket, beating Xiao Ash to tears.
In order to hide in the golden basin, Xiao Hei naturally shrunk his body.
It crossed its waist violently, and said with its divine sense: "Who are you, dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head and come to snatch my baby." ”
Little Ash has never seen this frame, since it was born, it has been supported by its master and served as an ancestor.
But today is too unlucky, it happened to be caught by Xiao Hei, and at this moment it can't be imagined except to beg for mercy.
It turned out to be Lu Youshen's pet, and Lu Youshen is not simple.
That guy was really scheming, and in order not to wear a tight line, he actually switched identities with Xie Yangyong.
So at first, Lu Guang was also stunned, he thought that Lu Youshen was also born with a pair of skillful hands like Xie Yangyong, and after a long time, it turned out that the two quietly switched identities.
As soon as Lu Youshen came in front of the Amethyst Palace, he released a small ash from the bracelet of the divine beast when he was unprepared, and then pretended to be Xie Yangyong to chat with others.
Everyone else is used to it, only Lu Guang is making a fuss, but he still has to deal with Xie Yangyong.
So he ordered Jin Yan to secretly remember Xie Yang's courage, so that he wouldn't be mistaken, even if the two of them became someone else, they wouldn't recognize the wrong person with their breath.
The most important thing is that Xie Yangyong has an obvious smell of dansha, obviously he is often in contact with dansha and the like, and often has to draw talismans and other things.
And the Xie family also made a living by selling talismans to the sect, and the demand for talismans in the sect was unusually large, and disciples, deacons and elders all needed talismans to defend themselves when they went out.
Of course, in the Baiyun Immortal Sect, in addition to the Xie family, there is also the Lei family who also specialize in selling talismans for a living, but what they sell is specifically evil talismans and thunder talismans.
The Xie family talisman has the most complete variety, all-encompassing, from evil talisman to thunder talisman, omnipotent.
However, the Lei Fu sold by the Lei family has the greatest lethality, so the Lei family's Lei Fu is the best in sales, but the Xie family's Lei Fu is cheap.
I only heard the two of them say as they walked: "Tonight's Tai Sui soup is the last finale, and it will definitely kill the tongues of the guests at that time." ”
Tai Sui also has a nickname called meat Ganoderma lucidum, although it is not as good as Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass, but it is also a masterpiece in the mortal world, so every time only when you come to the VIP, Qi and Gui will send a chef to the treasure house to take Tai Sui.
Tai Sui also has a characteristic, that is, it will automatically grow out next time it is cut, so this piece of Tai Sui has been used as a standard for entertaining guests since his father.
But I didn't expect Xiao Hei and Xiao Ash to hide under the golden basin, it turned out that it was to cultivate Tai Sui.
It turns out that Tai Sui is not visible, and must be buckled upside down under the golden basin, and there is something else inside.
Xiao Hei found out that there was a small pot inside, like a small flower pot, which was holding the cultivated Tai Sui, and there was an enchantment inside.
The Tai Sui was carrying a heavy float in the spiritual spring in the basin, and suddenly saw two little guys hiding in, its eyes rolled around, and it also used its divine sense to transmit: "You swear quickly and help me escape from this damn prison." ”
Xiao Hei said: "Stinky Tai Sui, the oath of the Great Dao must not be issued randomly, otherwise we will all play it." ”
The Tai Sui smiled slyly and said, "Don't worry, after a special setting here, the oath of the Great Dao will not be passed on to the outside." ”
The little black fox stared at it suspiciously, looked at it for a long time, and Tai Sui said: "Otherwise, I will scream, none of you can escape, you dare to steal the treasure of the Qilin Holy Lord, you have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall." ”
Xiao Hei said helplessly: "But you can't see the light, how can you escape?"
Tai Sui said with a smile: "A certain family has its own clever plan, you don't need to think about this, you swear quickly." ”
The treasure house of the Qilin Holy Lord is usually not accessible to cooks, but today the Dragon Fishing Venerable was sent out to hunt down Ma Jinhua, so there are not enough people.
Jiao Tengkong forgave the two cooks that they would not be bold enough to steal the treasure of the Holy Lord, so he let the two of them in and fetch it himself.
But the cook in this world is the biggest thief, otherwise how could he eat fat and strong, so it is whimsical to want the cook not to be a thief.
The two cooks were dazzled when they entered the treasure house, so many treasures, I was too sorry for myself if I didn't have a few pieces.
These two cooks, one named Shi Haiming and the other named Qin Guofei, opened their eyes at the moment and tried their best to pick up the leaks in the treasure house.
There are many things in the treasure house that are specially forbidden, and you can't even touch them, otherwise the alarm will sound immediately.
The two are naturally experts, they will not ask for hardship, and it is extremely difficult to steal the treasure, and if they steal, something will happen immediately, and the biggest suspect is the two of them.
They were old thieves, and they knew how to do it, and they specialized in picking out the inconspicuous things, so they stopped and talked about how to do it without knowing it.
At this time, Tai Sui calmly helped Xiao Hei and Xiao Ash to hide, it turned out that there was no space above this golden basin, which was used to vent qi, otherwise Tai Sui would suffocate and fall below.
If it weren't for Tai Sui's guidance, the two of them wouldn't know that there was still a vent on it.
In order to prevent the light from entering, this pipe is naturally crooked, and after the two of them finished swearing, sure enough, the oath of the Great Dao did not respond immediately.
And the old lady has been in it for too long, and she will not die for millions of years, even if the old sow will go up the tree, it will naturally become a sperm.
But it is so well disguised every time that no one notices it every time, in fact, it has a very high IQ, but it acts like it has no pain and no intelligence, and only instinctively makes noises.
Qin Guofei said as he walked: "Oh, Shi Fatzi, I heard that you have to use a special treasure knife to cut Tai Sui, otherwise it will not be fresh when you cut it, this thing is very strange." ”
Shi Fatzi laughed and said: "Do you still need to be reminded by Brother Qin? My family's ancestral treasure knife, cutting meat is the most effective, if the meat is not fresh, it can be tasted, and I don't want to cut it." ”
Qin Guofei glanced at Shi Haiming and said, "Is your treasure knife so magical? Don't bully me for not reading much." ”
Shi Fatzi laughed and said: "Of course the knife is a good knife, it has been passed down for at least millions of years, and the bread is thick." ”
Qin Guofei said with disdain: "It's all the user's hand sweat, grease, and rust." ”
Shi Haiming is a lion spirit, Qin Guofei is a pigeon essence, the two are usually friends, and they smell like each other, so they have also had a lot of good things along the way.
But these things are dispensable leftovers for this treasure trove, so they have to be banned, and the real good things can't go with them.
Therefore, stealing treasures is also a technical job, and without special technology, you can't steal good things, and it's easy for people to catch them.
The two of them came to the golden basin with a smile, and Shi Fatzi followed what Jiao Tengkong said, made a handprint, and laid a dark enchantment, and suddenly the treasure house darkened.
Qin Guofei lit an oil lamp, and Shi Haiming went to uncover the cover on the flower pot, which was actually an enchantment, but it was transformed into a cover.
As soon as the cover was lifted, the appearance of Tai Sui was suddenly revealed, and it turned out to be a colorful Tai Sui, or the highest grade in Tai Sui.
It's too bloated at the moment, like a mountain of colorful meat, and Shi Fatzi is tall, so he has to look up to it.
Shi Fatzi suddenly whispered a few words to Qin Guofei, and Tai Sui was shocked when he heard it, but he could only pretend to be stupid.
It turned out that Shi Fatzi wanted to find the essence of Tai Sui, cut it off, and the two swallowed it privately.
Such an opportunity may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and if it is missed, it will not be available in the future.
But after all, they didn't know where the essence was, and they looked at the colors all colorful, and they were dazzled by people's eyes, so the two of them searched for a while, and they made their bodies sticky.
At this moment, the head of the kitchen, Chen Qingyao, came angrily and shouted: "Two idiots, cut a little Tai Sui for so long, looking for to eat!"
Chen Qingyao, who rolled over like a leather ball, scolded the two of them, and Shi Fatzi squinted his eyes and said: "Fat Chen, if you scold again, Lao Tzu chops off your head and kicks it as a ball, believe it or not." ”
Fat Chen is not afraid of Shi Fatzi, he is a first-class demon monarch, and his body is an agarwood tree spirit, an old tree spirit that grows in the Amethyst Palace.
In the past, he stole countless goblin flesh and blood essences and finally came out, and now he has abandoned his body and become a demon monarch and has begun to eat and drink spicy food.
But this secret doesn't even know the two Dharma protectors, so naturally it won't let others know, otherwise it will be easy for people to find flaws.
But when he saw the kitchen knife that Shi Fatzi took out, he suddenly became afraid, this fear is born in his bones, it seems that this knife is not simple.
So he said kindly: "Quickly cut the Tai Sui meat, go back to cooking, I'm waiting to use it." ”
As he spoke, he secretly made a handprint, and suddenly a piece of Tai Sui meat weighing hundreds of catties disappeared.
Shi Fatzi and Qin Guofei seemed to be blind, and they didn't see it at all, so they pouted their butts and began to cut Tai Sui meat.
But Chen Fatzi has stolen seven or eight pieces of Tai Sui meat in a row, and he didn't know it, this is called a master.
Then he said quietly, "I'll go back to the kitchen first, you guys come quickly." ”
Then he rolled out of the treasure house like a ball in a gust of wind, and no one else understood what was going on, only to feel a big ball roll in front of him, and Chen Qingyao returned to the kitchen.
At this time, all the cooks were on duty, and the tea cutting ingredients were very busy, and Chen Fatzi suddenly shouted: "I have an uncomfortable stomach, it seems that I have a bad stomach after eating it at noon, and I have to take medicine, otherwise I can't even do my work." ”
Fairies are naturally not like mortals, they will not vomit and diarrhea, but their stomachs are uncomfortable, they will swell up and make a fuss, which is caused by the inability of the oven to refine substances.
The others naturally sympathized and said: "Go, go, come and help after taking the medicine, otherwise we won't be able to finish that Tai Sui soup." ”
At this time, Shi Fatzi and Qin Guofei carried a large basin covered with a black cloth and looked extremely difficult to enter the kitchen, but they didn't see Fatman Chen.
At this time, Hao Haijiang, the head of the sous chef, said: "Quickly uncover the cloth, wash Tai Sui well, what about the rice washing water just now, quickly pour it into the basin, and then drip some oil into it." ”
As soon as the rice water was poured into the basin, a lot of dirty things in the Tai Sui meat ran out.
And Tai Sui meat seems to breathe, and with the oil poured in, it begins to absorb greedily, and the dirt inside spits out more and more.
Just as the feast was about to begin, suddenly a deacon walked into the kitchen and said, "Slow down the pot, Tai Sui meat must be weighed, and the amount can be verified before cooking." ”
As soon as these words came out, Shi Fatzi and Qin Guofei's faces suddenly changed, and others also looked at the two of them gloatingly.