In June in the world, the sun is in the sky.

Outside the Taixuan Domain.

On a wide avenue, I don't know when two people appeared.

One of the old men, skinny, poorly dressed, and unkempt hair, looked like a bad old man. On the old face engraved with the wind and frost of the years, there is no trace of vicissitudes.

On the contrary, it is full of obscenity.

The other was a young man who looked to be less than twenty years old.

The fat one is like a ball, and it rolls up.

However, compared with half a year ago, young people have lost a lot of weight, and it is estimated that they have often starved for most of the year.

In the hands of the young man, he also carried a pair of huge black hammers, which were extremely ugly, like a pair of hammers in a certain army casting pool, after casting weapons, they were randomly cast with the remaining scraps.

The young man was fucking disgusted with this pair of hammers.

It's still very heavy!

"Old man...... If you abuse the master like this again, you will have to cry when you go back!"

After the young man walked for a long time, he didn't want to leave anymore, sat on the ground, and sighed, "You said that you are also a person who has lived for most of your life, why don't you know how to take care of the seedlings, not to mention that I am your apprentice!"

"We have no money, how can we get to Taixuan Domain without walking!"

The obscene bad old man snorted.

"I've said it all, I'm going to catch a giant beast and fly us there. This is walked on two legs, and the year of the monkey and the month of the horse can only walk to the Taixuan Domain."

"The old man is merciful, so you are not allowed to kill!"

The bad old man pulled out the crotch of his pants, slapped the young man's head, and scolded.

"Then let's come out and lie down, it's okay to take a few teachers, it's really no passion to face your old face every day."

"What are you talking about?"

The old man's eyes suddenly widened, and he was murderous.

"I mean, I haven't seen you for a long time, and the spring boudoir is lonely!"

The young man lamented.

"Lao Tzu hasn't settled accounts with you yet, in the middle of the night two months ago, what did you do in the Seventh Master's room?"

The bad old man patted his head and remembered the old account.

"What else can you do!"

The young man glared at his legs, "Why don't you pinch your legs and beat your shoulders?" I have so many sisters, you can't take care of the old man. How many teachers are lonely day and night, and I have to work hard as an apprentice to help the teachers and sisters relieve their fatigue. I'm digging out my heart and liver for you bad old man, and you're still complaining about the master here."

"You don't want your fucking legs, do you?"

The more he listened, the angrier he became, and yelled.

The young man waved his hand, stood up again with two hammers, and walked in the direction of the Taixuan Domain, "If you break my leg, my group of senior ladies will not have to dismantle your bones."

"I'll tell you, bad old man, you can't always rely on shameless food to eat, you have to learn to say pretty things. You see...... Don't they all like me very much?"

The young man chattered.

Bang!

It didn't take long for the bad old man to fly up and kick the young man's buttocks, directly kicking the young man three thousand miles away.

The young man sighed lightly, got up from the big hole smashed out of the ground, patted his ass and carried the hammer back on the road like a nobody, turned around and forgot to glance at the bad old man who was following behind him, and then said: "Bad old man, if you do this again, next time you go to the Qinglou, I won't let you do it." You know, the master is young and strong, you are just a pear tree, if I rob you, others will definitely look down on you, and you don't have a master who can speak, please those young ladies and sisters."

The bad old man was so angry that he kicked the young man away again.

This time, I don't know if it's thousands of miles.

The young man seemed to be used to being kicked, and he looked at the bad old man who reappeared behind him, and he was not angry, but that mouth seemed to never stop, "Why are you both masters and apprentices, you can't be nice to the master." You touch your conscience and ask yourself, when did you go to pick up someone's wall, it wasn't me who let you out. Not to mention knocking on a widow's door at night, and if I hadn't inquired for you, you wouldn't even know who a widow was."

"Having an apprentice like me must be a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes, but you don't know how to cherish it. If one day I'm gone, you won't even feel like it's fun to pick your crotch!"

"Look at me now, I'm all thin and only bones left, is there a master like you at that time? Don't you know, when the master followed me Lin Boss to mess around, it was fragrant and spicy, and when I met you, I gave you a sip of broth to drink. It's not like following you, who has little soup and water every day, and when you see a pig, it's like running up and nibbling on two bites!"

"Hey...... When you are your apprentice, you really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold, and the sky abandoned me Bai Xiaopang!"

Behind the young man, the bad old man kept his face dark, and finally he couldn't help it, and his withered arm grabbed the young man's elephant leg, and then he carried the young man and patted it on the ground.

Then, the bad old man threw the young man directly into the air.

Then the old man got up and spun around, and kicked him out in the air......

The young man who called himself Bai Xiaopang suddenly snorted and flew out like a meteor rainbow.

This time, I don't know if I flew thousands of miles or tens of thousands of miles.

It's just that half an hour later, there was a loud bang in one of the steel giant mountains that meandered over the land of mountains and rivers, guarding the Taixuan Domain.

The big fat young man who claimed to be hungry and skinny, with a bang, smashed the huge mountain made of molten iron into a big hole, and the whole person was deeply embedded in the mountain.

Then the bad old man reappeared.

He sat on the ground, looked up at the young man embedded in the mountain, and snorted coldly, "There will be another time to make the old man impatient, press your head to the ground, and circle around the Taixuan Domain!"

Bai Xiaopang, who was embedded in the mountain, laughed, "Oops, I've finally arrived at the Taixuan Domain." You old man is such a shortcoming, you have a small amount of energy, and you can't help but be excited!"

The old man snorted twice, "You stay here well, the old man will go to sleep in the Taixuan Domain, and then I will take you in!"

As he spoke, the bad old man got up and pulled out his crotch, and walked towards the Taixuan Domain very obscenely.

In the middle of the mountain, Bai Xiaopang wanted to pull himself out, and then he hummed in confusion, and found that he was imprisoned and couldn't pull it out.

"Oh bad old man, you let me down!"

Bai Xiaopang shouted.

Under the ancient city pass of the Taixuan Domain, the bad old man listened to Bai Xiaopang's roar, but he had never heard of it. With just a flick of his fingers, he flicked a pill into Bai Xiaopang's mouth.

"Give you a jelly bean to eat and replenish your body!"

In Bai Xiaopang's ears, the voice of a bad old man sounded.

The pill landed in Bai Xiaopang's mouth, and then he chewed it involuntarily.

"It's pretty sweet...... ......"

Before Bai Xiaopang finished speaking, he stared at the back of the bad old man leaving, "Bad old man, you dare to pit the little master!"

Before Bai Xiaopang's scolding voice reached the ears of the bad old man, he felt a burst of heat all over his body.

The spear stands!