Chapter 16: Girlfriend with a Bare Ass....

After being injured and losing blood, it was easy to be thirsty, and Lin was naturally no exception at this time, and the taste of drinking cold beer in this weather was naturally first-class, so Lin Gudu came directly to blow on the bottle, but when he wanted to drink the second bottle, he was stopped by Du Yuqi, and directly threw a bottle of freshly squeezed juice over:

"You still have injuries on your body now, it's not suitable to drink too many alcoholic drinks, let's drink this, don't eat this hot pot, I ordered fried pho for you outside, and rest early when you're full." ”

After hearing this, Lin nodded, indicating that he understood Du Yuqi's arrangement.

After a dry person has eaten and drunk enough, it is natural that it should be rested, Xi yawned very simply, hugged the big fluffy puppet and lay down directly on the sofa, showing his occupation of the sofa with practical actions, and he was always very poor at learning, hugged the pillow and fell to the bed in another room, and pretended to fall asleep directly.

As for the injured Lin, Du Yuqi and Jet were sure that they were embarrassed to grab the bed with him, so Du Yuqi could only smile bitterly and shake his head, and then directly lay on the floor with Jet, fortunately, the weather was very hot, so he could lie down and sleep with a mat, and Jett said that he liked to lie on the bed and watch the stars, so he didn't mind going to sleep on the balcony.

Naturally, from the dangerous Cantwin City to a safe place, plus the energy or something is very seriously depleted, everyone fell asleep directly, Du Yuqi even heard a slight snoring sound every day and night, as soon as they slept this time, they directly skipped breakfast and lunch, according to Du Yuqi's visual inspection, they should not be able to get up at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, so they can only sigh and wait for them to sleep.

However, at noon, Du Yuqi heard a knock on the door outside, he frowned, still maintained the necessary vigilance and walked over to open the door, and then he was taken aback, because outside the door was a person he didn't expect to stand outside.

So Du Yuqi opened the door, made it look like he had just woken up with a yawn, and said impatiently:

"Lao Liang, what are you doing, I didn't sleep until five o'clock this morning......"

Yes, it was Liang Fat Man from the martial arts hall standing at the door, and when he saw Du Yuqi open the door, he immediately smiled excitedly:

"It's on fire, Coach Du, you're on fire now!"

While speaking, Liang Fatzi couldn't wait to break Du Yuqi's hand and drill into the room, but Du Yuqi couldn't let him in, not to mention anything else, it was difficult to explain it every time he and Jet were seen by him, so he immediately pulled him out very decisively, and then said impatiently:

"My girlfriend is still sleeping on the sofa with her bare buttocks, Lao Liang, don't make trouble, let's go to the water bar downstairs to talk." ”

Liang Fatzi originally felt that he was a little embarrassed to be forcibly pulled out, but after listening to Du Yuqi's explanation, he immediately frowned:

"Young people are just strong, no wonder they can't get up now, let's go, hurry up, now you're a big celebrity!"

Du Yuqi put a vest on his body and said in amazement:

"What kind of big celebrity?"

Liang Fat Man laughed:

"You don't know, yesterday when you were competing with that Japanese devil, I had people specially record a high-definition video, and then compressed it and let them all post it on Facebook, Moments, Weibo, and by the way, I invited someone to fry it, and now it is the first place on the hot search list! Our martial arts hall is even famous, and the phone has been directly blown up! Now the prepaid registration fee is more than 100,000!"

Du Yuqi was stunned, hurriedly turned on his mobile phone to surf the Internet, and found that the first place on the hot search list was himself, and the name was also very popular, Chinese martial arts angrily slashed Japanese professional baseball players, and then looked below, the comments were already more than 20,000, and there were different opinions in the comments, some people directly said that it was fake, colluded well, some people said that it was made with special effects, and some people directly challenged it below, of course, the most still expressed worship.

But at this time, the fourth place on the hot search list, the fifth place actually started with "Chinese martial arts", which is obviously a hot spot, the fourth place is called Chinese martial arts one-finger Zen, and the fifth place is called Chinese martial arts water floating, which has videos in it, one-finger Zen is to do push-ups with your fingers, and then poke the bricks with your fingers out of the hole, and water floating is a person crossing the water surface up to 50 meters wide.

There are also a lot of netizens who replied below these two videos, among which there is a certified big V called a fake expert, who swears that the people who released these three videos are all liars, the bricks that are stabbed by one finger are made of flour, but they are vivid, and there are wooden stakes under the water floating on the water, as for Du Yuqi's knife baseball, the baseball has long been cut in half, barely sticking together, and it will be separated as long as it is touched after being forced.

Immediately afterwards, a professor came out to analyze, saying that according to the laws of physics, the actions of the pitcher are too exaggerated, and it is clearly grandstanding, in fact, the ball thrown by him in this posture is not fast, and even he took a video screenshot, swearing to intercept a Du Yuqi blinking expression, saying that the two are talking about the code, and the most important thing is that there are still many people who post below, and they have scolded this is a scam.

In fact, One Finger Zen and Water Floating are indeed scams, so Du Yuqi's video was also implicated.

What's even worse is that the almighty netizen even put up a post at this time, ripping off the ID skin of Liang Fatzi who originally uploaded the video, and then the real identity of Liang Fatzi was revealed, he was a junior high school graduate, and he was also sentenced to prison for theft and molesting women, and then cheated a sum of money by abducting and abducting in the mahjong parlor, and finally opened this martial arts gym...... In the end, this person directly named Liang Fatzi's purpose of falsifying the video, that is, to use this martial arts gym that was about to close down to cheat money.

There is no doubt that Liang Fatzi's complicated and disgraceful life experience was the last straw that broke the camel's back, and now public opinion on the Internet has begun to turn upside down.

Liang Fatzi obviously didn't see these negative news when he came, and when he saw it, he was even more furious, and immediately jumped up and scolded his mother, almost didn't drop Du Yuqi's mobile phone, and Du Yuqi felt relaxed, after all, his strength is not visible, but he doesn't want to be studied as an experimental guinea pig, with these fake videos made by sluts who want to rub hot spots, it should have a very good deceptive effect.

Then Liang Fatzi was very angry and prepared to contact the major media, and then asked Du Yuqi to perform on the spot to prove that he was not deceiving------ but just collected a tuition fee in advance, Du Yuqi categorically rejected Liang Fatzi's request, and at the same time left under the pretext that his girlfriend was still waiting for him at home, leaving the angry and unwilling Liang Fatzi to fight frantically on the Internet.

However, as soon as Du Yuqi returned to the house, he found that everyone looked at him with a very weird and wanted to see a good show, which made Du Yuqi's heart hairy, but he grabbed Jet and asked why, Jett waved his hand in fear and didn't dare to speak, and then, Du Yuqi saw Xi Meizi coming over with a very ugly face, looked him up and down for a long time, and snorted coldly:

"What did you just say to that guy when you went out??"

Du Yuqi was stunned and said:

"I said I'm going out, let you wait for me, I'll be back soon. ”

Xi Leng said:

"No, what about the front?"

Du Yuqi thought for a while and said:

"My girlfriend is naked...... Ahhh

Du Yuqi, who suddenly realized, suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, but he didn't know that the people in the room had a very good sense of hearing, and almost all of them woke up at that time, just lying on the bed, when the sentence "My girlfriend is still sleeping on the sofa with her bare buttocks" blurted out, the whole room resounded with a burst of laughter after being obviously suppressed.

And Su Zhanxi, who has always seemed to be calm and doesn't care about everything, Master Xi, suddenly turned red, even his neck turned red, bit his lower lip tightly, and his hands couldn't help but hug the Winnie Bear next to him!

Then, in this strange atmosphere, Xi endured for about ten seconds, and finally broke out, directly grabbed Jett, who was laughing the loudest, and pressed her into the bathtub, let him taste the smell of the bath water that was not released last night, and then grabbed every one in a series of screams, pressed her to the sofa and slapped her ass a few times.

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