Chapter 3 The Fat Man Who Wants to Die
After Qi Xuance scolded at the wall, he suddenly remembered the fat man on the ground who was gradually getting cold and hardened, slapped his forehead violently, and said, "It's been a day......
Hurriedly took out a small milky white medicine bottle from the middle layer of the small leather case, unscrewed it and poured it into the fat man's mouth.
After the greedy cat broke away from the body, the fat man almost became a thin man, his fat chest was deflated, and his original fat face looked sallow and yellow.
As soon as the milky white liquid entered his mouth, Qi Xuance kept patting the fat man's heart, and called softly in his ear: "Fat man, fat man, take a look at Dad......"
In a snapping sound, the fat man suddenly let out an inhale, and really woke up after hearing the call.
"Dad...... Uh, little fairy...... I...... How did I faint......"
Qi Xuance smiled: "Isn't this waking up again, go and look in the mirror." ”
Without his instructions, the fat man found that there was no old cat head on his chest that made him sleep, and he panicked to find a mirror as soon as possible......
Kneeling in front of the carved frame mirror.
The fat man was stunned at first!
Tears of excitement poured out like a burst of the embankment.
In the carved frame mirror,
His chest was no longer white, but a withered yellow with lack of moisture, but the big black worms and the old cat's head were all gone!
"Ahaha...... Woo woo woo ~ ~~ "
The fat man cried and laughed, kept beating and tearing his chest, frantically venting the resentment that had been accumulated in his heart for a year, and was happy like a stupid son of a landlord.
Qi Xuance smiled slightly, packed up the small suitcase, turned around and lay down on the rattan chair, took out a small notebook to write and draw.
The fat man danced in front of the mirror, excited for three or five minutes, and his long-suppressed mood was really getting happier and happier.
"Hahahaha......"
The fat man wiped his fat face vigorously, his helpless look faded in the past, and he suddenly changed to a shrewd smile, and laughed: "Pingjiang Lane is really a good craft, I admire it!"
"You're welcome. ”
Qi Xuance smiled like a flower, and said: "Saving lives and helping the injured has always been the purpose of my Pingjiang Lane, come, this is the treatment bill, you see." ”
As he spoke, he handed over the small notebook in his hand.
Unexpectedly, the fat man smiled and pushed his hand away.
"Hey, what kind of bill, a fixed price, 100,000 yuan! Little fairy, you must not refuse, otherwise I will have a disturbed conscience, and I will send someone to send a big pennant later......"
The fat man said that he was arrogant, but the price was shocking.
"100,000?" Qi Xuance's smile turned cold: "You are doing a big deal of hundreds of millions, and your life is worth 100,000?"
The smile on the fat man's face did not change, and he said slowly: "I am a big family, but there are many people who eat with me, 100,000 is not a lot, besides, didn't I get kicked twice......
The fat man said it rightly, as if the truth was all on his side.
In fact, there are really such people in the world, who are as humble as dust when they ask for others, and they can't wait to kneel in front of you, but once they gain power, they immediately fly up and stand tall, and the difference between the front and back is so big that it is like two people.
The fat man who attracts the subspecies of hell with greed is undoubtedly such a person.
However, the reason why he dared to be such a villain was mainly because he forgot how he was dizzy, and he didn't see how the greedy corpse cat didn't have it, otherwise, he would never dare to be presumptuous if he was given ten guts.
Because of ignorance, so fearlessness.
Qi Xuance lay back on the rattan chair and said coldly: "What a miser, young master, I don't have the time to talk to you, ask you again, do you accept the bill?"
The fat man made two chest expansion movements, and snorted and said, "Young man, the doctors in the hospital save so many people every day, and I don't see anyone who can earn 100,000 a day."
Besides, you don't seem to have a license in Pingjiang Lane, right......?
Hearing that the title had changed from a little fairy to a young man, Qi Xuance nodded.
"Understood. ”
He gave the fat man one last time with a pair of narrow eyes.
Then close the small notebook and put your feet on the bamboo stool. closed his eyes and said lightly: "Don't send it." ”
The fat man sneered twice, took out the checkbook, swiped a few strokes, tore off one and threw it at Qi Xuance's feet, grinning and saying, "Don't say it, this fucking disease-free is really light, hahaha......"
At this time, footsteps suddenly sounded on the stairs, and the thin old man came up with a blanket, and when he saw the fat man, he glared and said, "You are not dead yet?"
The fat man was really a little stunned by this old man who looked sick, but actually had an extremely hard body, and reluctantly smiled: "Yes, yes, I won't bother you when you chat." ”
With that, he cautiously slipped down the stairs along the base of the wall.
"Phew, virtue!"
The thin old man spat again, picked up the check and looked at it, whistled, and put it in his pocket.
Qi Xuance on the rattan chair shook gently, and said with a smile when he saw this: "Finished chatting with Ah Hong?"
The thin old man, who was the former owner of Pingjiang Lane, lay comfortably on the sofa, spread out the blanket and covered his body, and sighed beautifully.
"After chatting, Ah Hong, this little Sao Nizi is really ...... After a while, Kung Fu chatted with Lao Tzu for two shots. ”
"Be old and strong!" Qi Xuance gave a thumbs up in admiration.
The thin old man waved his hand proudly, and said hehehe: "What about you, what about the first actual battle, what is the effect?"
"Me?" Qi Xuance held his hands behind his head when he heard this, looked at the pitch-black ceiling, the corners of his mouth curled with a mocking arc, and said slowly: "It's not going well, people didn't save ......"
"Isn't the fat man quite lively?" the thin old man snorted and took a sip of tea.
Qi Xuance threw the small notebook over and sneered: "I said this is a bill, he is afraid that I will blackmail the lion with my mouth, and I won't answer the connection, hehehehe......"
He smiled very meaningfully on the rattan chair, but unfortunately, the fat man who was too shrewd could no longer be seen.
The thin old man took the small notebook and opened it in the dim light, and there were two precautions written on it:
Do not drink water for three days;
Do not drink cold liquids for seven days;
Otherwise, the breath of the Hell Subspecies that has not been completely plucked out of the body will definitely recur, and at that time, there will be certain death......
"Life and death are fateful, greedy and greedy, hehe, who will ......complain about it," the thin old man sighed.
No one goes without water for three days without a reason, and even more so with someone like Fat Man, who, in fact, organized a party to celebrate his new birth that night.
That night, the hot bikini beauties by the pool writhed to their heart's content, and the fat man gulped down $2,000 worth of red wine among her big breasts and fat buttocks.
He's stingy? Yes, but that's only to others! To himself, the fat man has always been very generous......
The thin old man in No. 28 Pingjiang Lane and Qi Xuance foresaw this future scene at the same time.
The corners of the two of them hooked up a cold arc together.
In this world, there are probably only two things that witchers can't do:
One: Never wake up the person who pretends to be asleep.
Two: You can't save people who are bent on death.
The fat guy naturally belongs to the latter.