Chapter 134: A Pig Fell from the Sky
A group of people in the box said it nicely, they are the big brother on the road, the boss in the society, to put it bluntly, they are all from mixed society, and they are afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
"Brother Little Jiang, how are we going to play?" Zhu Fatzi shook the fat all over his body, laughing like a demonized version of Maitreya Buddha, Pi Li Yangqiu said: "Say it, then you have to be true, don't play any tricks for me like splitting red bricks and jack pendants, brother, I also broke through the rivers and lakes, if you play these, you will look down on me." ”
Tricks such as splitting red bricks and falling jacks are all skillful, and a person who has never practiced martial arts at all, as long as he has mastered the skills, he can do it.
"Lao Zhu, if you say this, do you really want to be serious? Do you want the brothers to find you a knife?" said a bald man in his thirties with a tattoo on his neck.
"Third brother, what kind of fire are you arching!" Another flat-headed man who looked more calm and was about the same age as Wu Dacheng scolded with a smile, and then said to Wu Dacheng: "Brother Dacheng, your brother's temper is also a little bursting, isn't Zhu Fatzi just joking with him, can he be serious?"
Wu Dacheng smiled and said two words, "Play." "It seems that I am not going to care.
A few other people, you look at me, I look at you, and they are all confused.
Although they are all friends, there is also a relative who is distant and close, usually everyone in business and on the scene, there will be occasional contradictions, if this young man loses, Wu Dacheng's face will definitely not look good.
It seems that Wu Dacheng really has some confidence in him, a little brother surnamed Jiang.
I just don't know where this confidence comes from, Zhu Fatzi is fat, it is true that he can fight, the black belt players in several famous taekwondo gyms in the city, the so-called masters, don't look at kicking the wooden board to play 6, really do it, Zhu Fatzi can beat them down in three or two clicks, since he was a teenager, he began to fight on the street, sometimes even fighting for his life, fighting until his early thirties, this is by no means in the gym to kill muscles, learn to raise legs high, a few martial arts routines can be compared.
What's more, this young man doesn't even look strong, he is a little thin, and compared with the fat man Zhu like Roshan, he feels a little weak and unwinded.
In this way, Zhu Fatzi didn't dare to say that one hit ten, and two slaps turned over one, it was not a big problem.
Some people had an extra heart, glanced at Wu Dacheng, and saw that he looked confident and smiled and didn't speak, as if he had some hole cards.
Wu Dacheng's hole cards are very simple, he has seen Jiang Xuan break the ashtray, and knows that Jiang Xuan has a true ability that far surpasses ordinary people, as for whether this real ability can win or not, it is uncertain, but it is definitely not as weak as it seems on the surface.
Jiang Xuan won, it's best, if he really loses, Zhu Fatzi won't do anything to him if he has face, and when the time comes, Wu Dacheng will naturally have a way to get this face back.
These so-called big brothers present, after all, are the older generation of people who started from fighting and killing, and their attention to network information is actually very in-depth, and they say they know about martial arts, and the details of it, so that they have never seen any of the challenges that happened in kindergarten later, otherwise I am afraid that this situation would not have occurred today.
Zhu Fatzi asked how to play, blocking the way of 'opportunism', but Jiang Xuan smiled, "Brother Zhu, then if I really hurt you, you are not allowed to retaliate against me, I am a kindergarten principal, but I can't withstand your revenge from the eldest brother." ”
The tone is half-joking, but in terms of rhetoric, it is still half a step forward,-for-tat.
There were two more stable bosses frowned, why is this young man so crazy, thinking that with the support of Wu Dacheng, he can say anything?
is the same as Zhu Fatzi's thoughts, even a few people who are more old and stable do not regard Jiang Xuan, a young man, as an equal object, Zhu Fatzi makes fun of him, and he can't do it in turn, almost 'making trouble'.
The social status and status of the rivers and lakes determine that the vast majority of these people have such colored eyes and prejudices.
Zhu Fatzi's face sank slightly, and he said unhappily: "Who do you think of me?" Come on, come on, if you can hurt me today, I will personally set up a table of wine lists for you!"
"Then you're welcome. Jiang Xuan nodded, stepped forward, and stood face to face with Zhu Fatzi, "Brother Zhu, let's start." ”
"Come on. Zhu Fatzi nodded nonchalantly, at this distance, there is nothing to play tricks, it is completely a personal real ability, with experience and reaction, on these two points, don't talk about the hairy young man in front of him, even those combat athletes who train every day may not be stronger than him.
Before the words fell, a low roar suddenly sounded in the huge box, followed by Jiang Xuan and crashed towards Zhu Fatzi.
Several onlookers had the same thought in their hearts at the same time: Looking for death!
It's not such a way to find death, what body type and weight does Zhu Fat Man have, and what body type and weight are you, hit him?
Before their idea could be fully formed, Jiang Xuan had already collided with Zhu Fatzi fiercely, without the slightest pause and stalemate, Zhu Fatzi's huge body actually flew straight out, and with a bang, he hit a big hole in the window in the box and flew out.
Poof, there was the sound of heavy objects falling downstairs, followed by an exclamation from pedestrians on the street.
"Wife, come and see, a pig has fallen from the sky......"
"I'm a grass, it's a person!"
"Damn, a person flew out of the stairs......"
The street, which was originally quiet, suddenly became lively, like a vegetable market.
In contrast, the box on the second floor, which was still very lively just now, suddenly quieted down.
Everyone, including Wu Dacheng, who had confidence in Jiang Xuan before, all seemed to have been in the fixation method, maintaining the posture of the previous second, some people were crooking their heads to chat, some were pouring tea, some were adding vegetables with chopsticks, and some were smoking......
But everyone's eyes were fixed on Jiang Xuan, and they all had two common expressions: their eyes were wide and round, and their mouths were slightly open.
What's the situation? Zhu Fatzi flew out?
A big fat man of more than 200 pounds was knocked out of the box by Jiang Xuan, a skinny guy?
Even though they saw it with their own eyes, everyone present still felt that they were dazzled, and they couldn't believe that everything that happened between the lightning and the flint was true.
However, a large hole in the big window in the wall, and the loud 'clang' sound that still echoed in the ears, and the broken glass all over the floor, reminded everyone that the scene just now was definitely not a hallucination, but a real occurrence.
Someone suddenly thought of an old movie "God of Food" that they had watched, how do you say a line in it?
Martial arts can make a fat pig-like person fly, and let out a scream like killing a pig while flying.
It seems to be so fitting for the scene just now.
"I'm grass! Lao Zhu won't fall to death!"
I don't know who shouted, everyone finally reacted, and rushed to the big hole in the window to look downstairs.
The box is on the second floor, not too high, looking down from the big hole, a group of people have gathered downstairs, around a big circle, Zhu Fatzi is like a pile of meat, sitting on the ground, snorting and panting.
It was also his luck, or rather, it was Jiang Xuan who saw the situation downstairs before he came, there was a pile of building yellow sand, and Zhu Fatzi fell down and fell into those yellow sands, falling out of a big pit.
Rao is like this, the second floor fell down, coupled with Zhu Fatzi's own weight and strong inertia, this time Zhu Fatzi also fell not lightly, his head and face were full of sand, and his naked upper body was full of bloodstained scratches.
The construction sand is not as delicate as the sea sand, the rough yellow sand is piled up in a large pile, and the fat man Zhu crashed into it, which is almost the same as grinding it with sandpaper all over his body, although it is a skin injury, it looks very scary.
"Lao Zhu, are you okay?" Wu Dacheng called out with a smile.
"I ......" Zhu Fat looked up, wanted to say something, then shook his fat head, sighed, and got up tremblingly, "Look at anything, get out of the way!"
After a while, he reappeared in the box.
This time, everyone looked at him differently than before, some were funny, some were gloating, who would have thought that this fat man would have planted such a big heel.
This heel is still his own fault, and he has to pull others to compete if he doesn't give up, which is not equivalent to digging a big pit for himself.
I couldn't help but want to laugh, and my face collapsed very uncomfortable.
"Lao Zhu, you hurry to the hospital to bandage and stop the bleeding. One guy didn't know if he was kind or deliberately continued to arch the fire, so he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Look at you, it's like you've been beaten by dozens of earthen guns." ”
The description is still relatively accurate, Zhu Fatzi is not only covered in blood and wears out a lot of skin, but also inlaid with a lot of large and small sand grains between the skin and flesh, which really looks like a wild dog in the countryside that has been beaten into a sieve by a soil gun...... Big fat pig.
"Xiao Jiang, Brother Zhu is joking with you, you are still serious, you are heavy. Wu Dacheng patted Jiang Xuande on the shoulder, and said half-seriously and half-jokingly.
After winning the battle and gaining face, Wu Dacheng didn't want Jiang Xuan to be retaliated against by Zhu Fatzi, and patted him in the hope that he would say a few words to Zhu Fatzi to step down.
Jiang Xuan understood, smiled, and was about to say something, but Zhu Fatzi waved his hand, squinted his eyes and carefully looked at Jiang Xuan from beginning to end, hey.
"Brother, I'm convinced!" Zhu Fatzi hugged Jiang Xuan with a full smell of the rivers and lakes, and said: "Today is an eye-opener, I said those few words at the beginning, it is considered that I fart, brother, don't go to your heart!"
The sedan chair was carried by everyone, if Zhu Fatzi was really unforgiving, Jiang Xuan would not be afraid of him, but since he said so, Jiang Xuan would only be more polite and said: "Brother Zhu, I am young, I took advantage of your inattention just now, don't be angry with me." Let's go, I'll accompany you to the town infirmary first to treat your wounds. ”