Lin Chenxi, who realized that the consequences were very serious, hurriedly posted a Weibo: I made my father angry, and my father said that he wanted to kill his relatives in righteousness, what should I do?

After posting this Weibo, Lin Chenxi thought about it and @ his father's Weibo.

It didn't take long for Lin Ziyu to reply: Hurry up and roll back!

Lin Chenxi: I'm going to die, I'm going to die, my father wants me to go back quickly, everyone give me ideas. (scared emoji)

Lin Ziyu said he didn't want to speak, and sent a picture of a bamboo broom.

Lin Chenxi asked weakly: Do you think I want to hide this broom?

Lin Ziyu sent a picture again, it was from a store on Taobao, the product was a bamboo broom, 10 yuan a piece, and free shipping.

Not long after, Lin Chenxi also posted a picture, also from that store, and the content was that the product had been removed from the shelves.

Netizens watched the two fathers and daughters fighting back and forth, and the atmosphere was very joyful, and they couldn't help but participate in it.

"Xixi, don't panic, I have already placed an order and ordered ten brooms, brothers, you also order a little, as long as so many of us work together, we will definitely be able to buy all the brooms!"

"Can you really buy it out?"

"It should be possible, Xixi has so many fans, as long as one person buys a handful, he will definitely be able to buy it out. ”

"Then what else are you talking about, hurry up and place an order. ”

"I'll buy two. ”

"I'll buy five!"

Chinese people like to conform to the crowd and coax, and this kind of bamboo broom is not expensive, the expensive one is only about 30 yuan, and the cheap one is only 10 yuan.

So in less than 10 minutes, the inventory on the Internet was swept away, and such a strange situation made the eyes of many unscrupulous profiteers of a certain treasure shine, and they turned into Lin Ziyu's dog-headed military advisors, standing aside and giving him advice.

"Father-in-law, don't be afraid, they think we can't punish her if we run out of brooms? I don't believe they can buy all the washboards!"

"I think it's better to kneel on the keyboard. ”

"It's not bad to kneel durian, after eating durian, let her kneel in the shell!"

"You're all low, if it's me, I'll let this pit daddy's daughter kneel on the potato chips, not to break. ”

"I think it's best to kneel ants, you can't let the ants run away, and you can't let the ants die!"

"Kneel electronically, you can kneel as many catties as you say!"

......

Xixi's fans were dumbfounded, it turns out that in addition to kneeling on the washboard, there are so many tricks to kneel? And these punishment kneeling methods, how can they sound so terrible, if they kneel, then they can also use Xiaoyanzi's kneeling to fool them easily, but those who kneel falsely are really fatal.

Kneeling potato chips, not allowed to be broken?

Kneeling ants, can't let the ants run, can't let the ants die?

Kneel electronic weighing, say how many catties to kneel, how many catties to kneel?

You tell me, who can do it but the man of God?

It's scary, it's scary just thinking about it.

The profiteers saw that the heat was almost over, so they immediately ran to Lin Chenxi's side and pretended to be true love fans.

"Xixi, don't panic, it's just a few washboards, they underestimate the power of our fans, we have a super support group of 500 million compatriots from all over the world!"

"I love durian, I don't say anything, buy twenty first, and give it to my friends if I can't finish it!"

"The list has been placed, I don't like to eat durian, but potato chips are my favorite, I can buy enough for a year at a time, and I will ask you if you are afraid!"

"Hahaha, you're all weak, I've already spent a million to hire people to buy things!

", I was surprised to see the local tyrant!"

"Since the local tyrants are so bold, I can't lag behind as a die-hard fan, even if I eat soil for a month, I have to buy it!"

"Just let these scum see how terrifying our billion-dollar support group is!"

"Xixi's support group, everywhere you go, locusts cross the border, and there is not a single grass left! Buy all, buy all, buy all of them!"

Blown up, completely blown up, it is difficult for people to control their desire to buy, otherwise there would be no such thing as chopping hands. Now I see that the related products on the online store have been emptied in the same way, and it is even more fulfilling.

In this atmosphere, even a sane person can't help but buy one or two things that can be used, such as buying a durian, buying a few packets of potato chips, or something.

Many shrewd merchants have made discounts in a timely manner, which is undoubtedly fatal to the choppers, so a shopping storm no less than Double 11 was born.

The abnormal sales data startled the staff of Taobao, and they thought that there was a bug or was hacked, until they saw Lin Ziyu's Weibo, which had become a battlefield, and they didn't understand what was going on.

After knowing what happened, the staff hurriedly contacted the owners of the stores, asking them not to rush to deliver the goods, especially those brooms and washboards that ordinary people can't use, because online shopping has seven days to return the goods, in case this group of hot-brained netizens regret it, it will be a big disaster.

Don't think that the return, the postage is paid by the customer, the store will not lose money, after all, the goods are to be packed by hired people, returned, but also to be handled by manpower, once these fans return to reason, triggering a tide of returns, in addition to the courier company can make a lot of money, no one can please.

Lin Ziyu was squatting in a toilet in the theater, looking at the messy Weibo with a confused face, this washboard, keyboard, durian is just that, but what the hell is this cosmetics?

Well, this should barely be considered a punishment.

But other foundations, lipsticks and the like, don't seem to be completely sticky with punishment?

Could it be that the enemy has infiltrated our undercover agents?

It wasn't until a certain treasure's manager called that Lin Ziyu knew that he had been used by a group of unscrupulous profiteers.

"Damn, these unscrupulous profiteers are really enough, I thought they would be so kind and come up with ideas for me, it turned out that they were selling more things! No, I can't let these profiteers' conspiracy succeed, I'll demolish them!"

"Father-in-law, don't don't!" said a certain treasure manager: "Actually, this is not a good thing. ”

"A good thing?" Lin Ziyu laughed.

A certain treasure manager wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said: "I know what you're worried about, father-in-law, are you worried that Xixi will be used by others and your reputation will be damaged, right?

Fans not only protect their idols, but also make profits, such a good thing, father-in-law, you are also happy to see, right?"

Lin Ziyu frowned, and finally said: "Okay, let's do it, other online shopping platforms will also bother you to notify you." "It's good for everyone to deal with it like this, and you can't jump out and be this wicked person.

"Father-in-law, you should put a hundred hearts, and this matter will definitely be done for you. ”

was dragged into this by unscrupulous profiteers and daughter's fans, Lin Ziyu's anger became even stronger, and he posted a Weibo: You wait for me! (angry)

Lin Chenxi:, my father seems to be really angry, what should I do if I am swollen? (Afraid) (afraid)

......

The reason why Lin Ziyu compromised this time was that he couldn't offend a large number of people for no reason, but what he didn't expect was that in the end, he still convicted many people.

Some married women are chatting in their WeChat groups.

", there is such a way to punish kneeling, why can't I think of it?"

"Kneeling electronic weighed this great, I'm going home and let me try it, it just so happened that he bought 10 units today, and he changed one a week, without repeats, 233333. ”

"Hahaha, my family also bought a lot of potato chips, just let him kneel potato chips!"

"These men are really self-inflicted, they can't imagine that they will use the things they buy for themselves, right?"

"I can't think of it, otherwise they wouldn't have bought so much. ”

"My father-in-law is really powerful, he actually came up with so many punishment methods, he is really a friend of our women. ”

"Who says it's not, the one who changes the WIFI password is the best, I'll change it later!"

"Uninstall the client, and it's not bad to pull out the network cable in a team battle. ”

So on this day, the men remembered the fear of being dominated by their wives, and all kinds of strange punishments did not fall on Lin Chenxi's body in the end, but on these men.