Chapter 285: Endless Trouble

readx;?“ Zhou Ping: Are you still a Red Army? Are you still a comrade-in-arms? Seeing that your comrades-in-arms fell in, you are still smoking and chatting on the sidelines, I ...... I'm fighting with you!"

Zhou Baoyu's voice was like a bell, his body was as vigorous as an ape, and his toes were like dragonflies dotting water on the water and grass piles, and he rushed over while roaring. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The more he roared, the more Zhou Ping laughed happily, and he didn't hide anymore, turning around and looking at Zhou Baoyu who rushed over with a grin.

In the end, Zhou Baoyu jumped up and pounced directly on Zhou Ping.

Zhou Ping thought he could catch him, but who knows, the water and grass pile under his feet is not angry, as soon as he stepped on it hard, the water and grass pile softened downward, so the tragedy happened: Zhou Ping was pounced by Zhou Baoyu and fell on the water and grass pile.

Zhou Ping originally shouted, "Hurry up, my ass is wet." As a result, the more he screamed, the more Zhou Baoyu tightened him. The more Zhou Ping struggled, the more Zhou Baoyu took the opportunity to turn over, and Zhou Ping fell into a puddle of water, and became a chicken soup like Zhou Baoyu.

Only at this time did Zhou Baoyu let go, and hurriedly climbed up, then looked at Zhou Ping triumphantly, and laughed: "Ha! Ha! You are retribution, who told you not to save your comrades-in-arms when they see death." ”

Zhou Ping stepped down with his feet, knowing that the water below was not mud, and his heart relaxed, and he threatened Zhou Baoyu while swimming to the shore: "Boy, you are amazing, wait, see how I clean you up after I go ashore." ”

"Come on, come on!" said this, and he looked like he was not afraid of things and provoked trouble, but his pace was fast towards Zhang Qingshan.

Zhou Ping naturally climbed ashore and chased after him, shouting: "Stop! ”

"Whoever runs is a bastard, if you don't chase you, you're a bastard!" This is the duck's beak that can't be boiled: the mouth screams fiercely, and the feet run fast. However, it can also reflect how angry Zhou Baoyu was before, and he dared to challenge after provoking, in current words, this is a fire in his head.

However, it turned out that Zhou Baoyu was really crooked this time, and Zhou Ping was in a hurry.

Zhou Baoyu circled around Zhang Qingshan and the two horses led by Zhang Qingshan, at first he was really worried, and refused to leave, and Zhou Ping was also playing with him with the intention of scaring him, and Zhang Qingshan didn't have the slightest intention of stopping - anyway, in this damn water meadow, everything was too quiet and noisy, just to relieve this oppressive atmosphere.

It's just that while running, Zhou Baoyu keenly discovered that Zhou Ping was not letting himself, but really couldn't catch up with himself. After thinking about it again, I finally knew the reason: on the flat ground, Zhou Baoyu definitely couldn't outrun Zhou Ping, but the problem is that this is a water meadow, and there are water weeds mixed with large and small puddles everywhere. To put it bluntly: Zhou Baoyu's body is much lighter, and the force he is subjected to when he steps on the water and grass pile is definitely not comparable to Zhou Ping, who has a much heavier body weight, plus Zhou Ping has to worry about the danger of sinking under his feet and getting used to the water and grass pile, so he naturally can't catch up.

As soon as he discovered this major feature, Zhou Baoyu became proud, and no longer circled around Zhang Qingshan, but directly turned around and ran forward, not forgetting to stimulate Zhou Ping to chase after him.

Zhou Ping is trying to save face, and he may have retained the meaning of frolicking at the beginning, just to scare Zhou Baoyu with a fake look. It can be seen that the more he runs, the more he can't catch up, he also has a little competition and unyielding in his heart, and under the constant verbal stimulation of Zhou Baoyu, he really has the strength to chase.

There were puddles around him at a glance, anyway, these two guys were wet, and even if they fell into the puddles, it would be dangerous, so Zhang Qingshan didn't care. But as soon as Zhou Baoyu ran straight forward, there was a possibility of danger -- who can guarantee that the surroundings were full of puddles, not swamps like mud puddles? Besides, the bottom of the puddles was full of black mud, and you had to have that time even if you wanted to judge!

"Baoyu, Lao Zhou, don't run too far, be careful of falling into the swamp. ”

Zhou Ping didn't take this to heart at all, mainly because he was a little annoyed by Zhou Baoyu's speed and mouth teasing him now. But Zhou Baoyu's mentality with Zhou Ping was completely reversed at this time, and he was in a good mood. Hearing this happily, I couldn't help but think of the horror of the swamp in my mind, and immediately I no longer had the same teasing heart as before. But Zhou Ping behind him was in a hurry, and he didn't want to lose, so the straight route made a ninety-degree turn and began to run around Zhang Qingshan on a large scale, but he never opened his mouth to stimulate Zhou Ping.

"Don't run, hurry up and change your clothes, a cold and fever will be in trouble. ”

Zhou Ping saw that he was about to catch up with Zhou Baoyu, but he was suddenly accelerated by Zhou Baoyu and thrown out, his heart was angry, and when he heard Zhang Qingshan's words, he shouted without looking back: "It's okay, run, move, just run out of the cold in your body." ”

Zhang Qingshan thought that it was the same reason, so he didn't urge again. Instead, he took out a cigarette, lit it, looked left and right, and saw that there was no place to sit, so he simply squatted on a large pile of water and grass, and just watched these two people race there like crazy.

Running and running, Zhou Baoyu saw that there was nothing unsafe, coupled with the youthful temperament, he soon became happy and stimulated Zhou Ping again: from time to time he turned back to stimulate Zhou Ping for a few words, or danced and did various actions, and even saw that Zhou Ping was far away, and deliberately stopped to be a clown to Zhou Ping. It was Zhou Ping, who chased all the way without saying a word, but put on a gritted teeth and chased after him.

After running around Zhang Qingshan for a long time, Zhou Baoyu was completely relaxed, and he actually had the intention of stopping, but every time he waited for Zhou Ping to be seven or eight meters away from him, he started again, and the angry Zhou Ping was full of anger.

However, when you get carried away, what awaits you is often the abyss. Just like Zhou Baoyu now.

After running for another half a lap, Zhou Baoyu stopped again, with his left hand on his waist, and his right hand hooked his fingers at Zhou Ping, who was more than ten years away, without saying a word. But because of this, it was the most annoying, Zhou Ping was about to give up, and when he saw this situation, he took a breath of anger and rushed over.

As before, when Zhou Ping rushed to a distance of seven or eight miles from him, Zhou Baoyu was about to start, but he didn't notice that the pile of aquatic plants under his feet was relatively smaller, which means that its ability to bear weight was also smaller, and Zhou Baoyu stood on this pile of aquatic plants for a while, and this pile of aquatic plants was slowly sinking down. Zhou Baoyu suddenly started, and his feet exerted force downward, but as a result, the water and grass pile couldn't bear it, and it sank down suddenly, so that the strength of Zhou Baoyu's feet directly stepped on the soft, and fell backwards into the puddle.

"Big brother, save me, save ...... Forget it, I'll swim over it myself. ”

Zhang Qingshan was also shocked when he saw Zhou Baoyu fall down on his back to the sky, smashing out a splash, and he stood up and was about to rush over, but before he could take a step away, he heard Zhou Baoyu's words change, and actually said "swim over by yourself", which made Zhang Qingshan's heart feel relieved, and he also admired Zhou Ping's advance prediction: If there was no previous experience, then Zhou Baoyu at this time would definitely do it again as before. But now, Zhou Baoyu is obviously a little used to this, so he subconsciously shouted out the previous words in fright, but after quickly calming down, he found that he could defeat this big puddle by himself.

"Hah, ha! Finally let me seize the opportunity, right?" Zhang Qingshan relaxed, but Zhou Ping was extremely excited. Laughing loudly, he rushed over, and when he saw that Zhou Baoyu was going to swim to the other end, he was also resolute, shouting, "Boy, do you still want to run? Can you outrun me?", jumped up and threw himself at Zhou Baoyu.

Zhou Baoyu naturally knew that Zhou Ping, who was teasing him all the way, was very angry, he was going to be caught, and he had to be taught a hard lesson no matter what. Immediately struggled and shouted: "Big brother, save me! Come and save me......!" He...... Ouch~!Lao Zhou, you dare to fucking spank Lao Tzu's ass, Lao Tzu fought with you...... I'll bite you to death!"

"Oh, you're a dog, and you're biting?"

"Lao Tzu just wants to bite you to death, I bite ......"

Anyway, these two guys can swim, since they like to make trouble, let's make trouble! Zhang Qingshan slowly re-lit a cigarette, inhaled slowly, and looked up at the sky slowly, without the slightest intention of watching the two guys pinch each other in the water.

waited until the cigarette was halfway inhaled, and seeing that the two of them still didn't mean to come up, Zhang Qingshan had to ask: "Lao Zhou, Baoyu, how many comrades have died in this water meadow, do you think, will there be leeches or bloodsuckers in this water?"

Zhang Qingshan didn't speak loudly, but the words 'bloodsucking worms' were too scary.

Zhou Baoyu and Zhou Ping, who were pinching each other, looked at each other in amazement when they heard these three words, and then let go of each other and swam desperately to the shore.

As soon as he climbed to the shore, Zhou Ping took off himself without hesitation, and then looked left and right to check himself, in order to determine whether he had small red spots on his body - the most striking feature of being bitten by a bloodsucking insect at the beginning was that there would be small red spots on his body.

Zhou Baoyu was originally a little embarrassed, but seeing that Zhou Ping was so serious, he was also frightened, so he couldn't care about being shy, so he quickly took off his fine light for inspection. And, while inspecting, he shouted to Zhang Qingshan with a crying voice: "Big brother, come over and help me see if I have been bitten by insects on my back?"

Zhou Ping was also a little anxious, and when he heard this, he added: "Yes! Lao Zhang, come and help me look at my back." ”

"Why don't you two just look at each other?"

This time, under the threat of the word 'bloodsucking worm', the two immediately reconciled and checked each other.

"Old Zhou, help me take a look, why is there such a big red patch on my arm? It can't be that I was bitten by a bloodsucking insect and got in, right?"

"You're less suspicious, that's what I pinched, it's strange if it's not red...... By the way, Baoyu, your teeth are too powerful, aren't you? Look at the back of my hand, it's a little red and swollen. ”

"Lao Zhou, who are you scolding for being a dog?"

"What's wrong with scolding you?"

"You're the dog!"

"Dare to scold me in front of me, you have a long ability...... Ouch! You dare to sneak attack...... Zhou Ping took Zhou Baoyu's clothes and smiled very evilly: "If you have the ability, you can try another one? Lao Tzu let you go on a long march with your bare ass." ”

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Seeing that the two of them were naked, standing in the breeze, and they still had the heart to fight endlessly, Zhang Qingshan was really worried about their bodies, so he had to shout angrily: "Don't you two feel cold? Don't blame me for not warning the two of you: if you don't wipe your body quickly and change your clothes, Lao Tzu will directly throw the cold medicine into the swamp, so that you can both lie here with your bare butts and wait for future generations to come to pay respects." ”

The world is finally quiet.

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