However, the father of Chongshu is a later story, and the top priority is how not to let himself be so aggrieved.

The fourth, third, and second children all came over and over again, and the results didn't seem to be very good, so it seemed that there was only the only way to invite the egg.

"My son, Starry Sky Dandan, is here for business. Qi Xuance shouted in his heart.

Eggs are always reliable.

Just after Qi Xuance finished calling, the lazy voice had already responded.

"Dad, you should be the first to call me for something like this. ”

As soon as the voice fell, at Qi Xuance's feet, after a distortion of space, the speckled starry figure of Mr. Dan appeared.

Qi Xuance lowered his head and looked at his eldest son in a calm tone, with a blank expression, "Damn...... You just showed up so easily?"

"Look ...... you're right"

Mr. Dan replied lightly: "My son doesn't have any big pursuits in his life, he just wants to try his best to live a more relaxed life, and he can do things in one step, and he is never tired and crooked." ”

Qi Xuance gave a thumbs up and praised: "The boss is the boss, much better than the second child." ”

"He also has difficulties, except that he is a little stupid, his temper is a little stinky, and his skills are a little worse, but in general, he is still a good brother. ”

Mr. Dan recalled the good times when he was led by a little mouse and shuttled through the streets and alleys, and subconsciously said a few good words.

Well......

At least in its opinion, these are already high praises.

At the same time, in the distant old wall of Pingjiang Lane, the little four and the three were crowded in a corner of the wall, trying to stay away from the little mouse who was waving his little paws in anger......

Qi Xuance was aroused by Mr. Dan's few words, and squatted down to stroke the speckled starry sky on the surface of Mr. Dan.

"Son, this place is a different dimension opened up by several great powers, it seems that you can comprehend some skills, but your father was obviously targeted, and after a long time of comparison, Mao'er didn't catch a single one, do you say this is a bully-"

Qi Xuance was indignant, but Dan always seemed to lack interest.

"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie. ”

Qi Xuance, who was gushing, hesitated for a moment, thought about it, and said shamelessly: "Listen to lies." ”

"Then you're right, you're really bullied by this bullshit, you stand back, and your son will poke a few big holes in this place to make Dad angry. ”

It's a lie, but Mr. Dan is still very sincere.

Qi Xuance's face bloomed with joy, he was comfortable to listen to, and he felt so beautiful in his heart, and said with joy: "What about the truth?"

"Honestly, honestly, I think you're a little fed. ”

The egg is always unhurried.

"Yay?!"

Qi Xuance was almost choked, and said in his heart that his eldest son was really direct, but when it came to face issues, he couldn't help but argue.

Then he crossed his waist, pointed to the egg and said, "Tell me, why is Lao Tzu full?"

Mr. Dan was still slow and reasonable, and said gently: "Tell a story." ”

"For example, in the past, there was such a person, he came from a rich place in the south of the Yangtze River, his family had a deep mansion and a courtyard, and there were thousands of acres of fertile land. ”

But one day, this man suddenly came to a wild and barren land, and met a farmhouse, and everywhere he looked, there were dung walls everywhere, and wild grass was growing wildly. ”

This man was invited by the old farmer of the main family to be a guest, and there was nothing but roast chicken with hair, baked potatoes without peeling, and two taels of muddy old wine, which was extremely shabby. ”

When the wine was half-drunk, the old farmer of the main family suddenly said: Although this place is dilapidated, there are still many sweet and crisp sweet potatoes buried in the sweet potato field behind the house, but it is not easy to dig out this sweet potato, and it needs to have a great opportunity, otherwise, even if you hoe rot, it is useless. ”

When these words fell into the ears of that man, he could not help but think about such wonderful things in the world, and then he became competitive. ”

"All because this person was born in the family of Jujia, he has always regarded himself very highly, and he always boasts of his destiny, and now that he heard about it, how to hold it, he hurriedly took his hoe and went to the backyard, wanting to prove that he was indeed born with good luck. ”

It is said that when this man arrived in the backyard, he waved his hoe and planed it for a while, and he was tired and sweaty, but his eyes were full of dirt, not to mention sweet potatoes, and he didn't even see a single grass. ”

"How embarrassing this situation is, when the person who claims to be the destiny of heaven needs a great opportunity, but it is in vain, this man becomes angry, throws a hoe, and calls the servants of the house on the spot, to push him to the thatched house, and even beats the old peasant violently, so as to vent the anger in his heart......"

"Stop, stop!"

Qi Xuance felt that he understood, but he really didn't have the face to listen to it anymore.

In Mr. Dan's metaphor, he is the arrogant and arrogant rich kid, and the most painful thing is that if you think about it carefully, it seems that his mother is really like this......

Qi Xuance scratched his head and said with a wry smile: "It is said that sons should not argue with their fathers, because they will never win, but now it seems that this is not right at all. Well, it's my fault, it's me who was too willful—"

"Daddy!"

Qi Xuance was doing a deep self-examination, but he didn't want to be interrupted by Mr. Dan's sudden words.

Qi Xuance was stunned for a moment, and said hurriedly: "I apologized, I won't mention this matter, I really feel like a tasteless bastard from the bottom of my heart——"

"No, did you misunderstand my words?"

Mr. Dan lazily interrupted Qi Xuance's confession again.

"Huh?"

Qi Xuance is really a little confused this time, isn't he persuading himself to be generous and noble?

But then Mr. Dan's words, Qi Xuance, who listened directly, did not ease up at all.

"Father, this story of my son is to tell you what is good about sweet potatoes in the wilderness? Even if you really have good luck, it's not just a sweet potato. ”

Qi Xuance blinked his eyes, and it took a long time before he said, "What do you mean—the Immortal City is a barbaric land? And in the Isolation Gate of this Trial Department, the skill comprehended is a worthless big sweet potato?"

Dan always did not hesitate and said, "That's what it means." ”

Qi Xuance immediately sensed that something was wrong, thought about it, and wondered: "So, what if there is gold buried in the backyard, and I really haven't cut it?"

"Naturally, it was a fucking beating, and a fire burned down the thatched hut, and the old peasant was dragged out and whipped to death, and the skin was cramped. ”

Mr. Dan's reply is unusually clear and decisive!

Qi Xuance was stunned for a long time.

Until now,

He finally understood what his boss meant—what was there to grab for a broken sweet potato—what was there to be angry about the broken skills of the Immortal City.

It's really fucking unabashedly egoistic.

It turns out that Dan is not despising his wayward behavior, but despising his low vision and small pattern - even a piece of broken sweet potato cares so much.

But the key is, how can a good immortal city become a wild and barren land in the eyes of Mr. Dan?

Anyway, when we come out of Pingjiang Lane, are we all so big?

even if

It's just an egg?!