Chapter 118: Teasing
Hearing Su Bao call himself a fake tire driver, the female ghost with her head stared out of her eyes, and her throat leaked for a long time before she said:
"Yes...... Jast
Emski, Jas-Tren-ski!"
“Jast
emski...... It's a cool, it's a very stylish, it's a trendy name! You know......? Dirt buns!"
As if angry at someone else for 'tarnishing' her sacred name, the head-holding ghost spoke in a long staccato in her leaky voice.
Mu Guifan stared at the female ghost in the picture, and only felt that this female ghost had an indescribable familiarity.
Su He frowned and muttered disdainfully: "Jast."
emski...... The name has the meaning of iron-clad, strong and unyielding, which is really ironic......"
Hearing Su He's question, a spark of calcium carbide flashed in Mu Guifan's mind, and he finally felt familiar!
Ten years ago, when he was sixteen years old, he mixed into the dark group, and happened to follow a "big order"-
The group did not know where to kidnap a group of women and send them abroad to 'work'.
One of the women was tied up and didn't know the current situation, one by one [I'm not from the Dragon Country, you bunch of garbage, the beautiful Congress will sanction you ......]
The woman's name was exactly what the driver was—a very iron-clad name......
At this moment, Su Bao, who had listened to the female ghost's words, nodded and said, "Mmmmmm, auntie fake wheel stealer, how did you die?"
The corners of Mu Guifan's mouth twitched, and the memories in his mind suddenly turned into scum.
He couldn't help but chuckle.
The little guy looked serious, blinked and blinked, and directly made the female ghost half angry.
"Shut up!Jast
My name is Jast
emski!”
Ji Chang slashed it with a palm, and slashed off one of the arms of the female ghost holding the head with a snap.
The fake wheel driver suddenly screamed, and that arm turned into a cloud of evil qi and disappeared!
Ji Chang sneered: "How did you talk to my apprentice?"
The female ghost holding her head suddenly resigned and hugged her head tightly.
Ji Chang: "Little schoolbag, continue." ”
Su Bao said: "Well, auntie, the driver who used fake wheels, where are you from, what is your birthday, and how did you die?"
Su Bao really didn't know the name, he just thought it was weird, why didn't he say it right every time......
The female ghost with the head in his arms: "......" is tired.
She held back her grievances and grievances, and emphasized the sentence "My name is Jast."
Emski ......' before he continued: "It's a beautiful country. ”
Ji Chang held the pen and didn't raise his eyelids: "Let you tell me your birthplace!"
The fake wheel driver seemed to feel embarrassed to mention his birthplace, and his voice was small and fast: "&*#......"
Su Bao pricked up his ears: "What?"
Fake wheel driver: "Lingbei Village, Niniu County!"
Su Bao thought for a moment and asked, "Oh—what about your real name?"
The little guy thinks that the fake wheel driver is a nickname, as if everyone's nickname for her is Su Bao, so the fake wheel driver should also have a big name.
The fake wheel driver snorted for a long time, her original name was too earthy, and she didn't want to say it at all.
But seeing Ji Chang's sharp gaze shooting over, the knife in Mu Guifan's hand also inadvertently 'fell' to the ground......
The fake wheel driver was so frightened that he hurriedly confessed, and said tremblingly: "I, my name is Wang Dani, and I am in my house...... Exceptionally difficult ......"
"But it has always been my dream to live in a beautiful country, I have felt different from others since I was a child, I was born with that noble blood, but I was born in the wrong place......"
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched: "......"
Su Bao asked curiously, "Then you went to the beautiful country and realized your dream?"
The female ghost holding the head said aggrievedly: "There is no ......"
She was originally just a girl from the countryside, with no money in her family and no background.
Since she was a child, her grades have not been very good, and she has not been admitted to university, so she can only face two choices:
Either go back to your hometown, and then you will get married and have children for the rest of your life.
Either enter the factory and screw it, and then still marry and have children for a lifetime.
Either way, it wasn't what she wanted.
The female ghost holding the head was so excited that her throat swelled: "Could it be that in my life... Ho... Is that all?!ho... I'm not reconciled to ......"
Su He asked with a cold face: "Who can blame then? You can't even get into college, it's your own problem!"
Su Bao: "That's right!"
The fake wheel driver was indignant: "I couldn't get into the university because of the system of the Dragon Kingdom! Rigid education has restricted my talent and free ......."
Su Bao suddenly interjected: "Aunt Dani, how many points did you score in the exam?"
The driver of the fake wheel said: "260 minutes ......"
Su Bao: "Wow! Then you are very talented!"
Uncle and God of War Daddy: "......"
Su He asked popular science: "The total score of the university entrance examination is 760 points!"
only took the 260 exam, and he rolled his face with his eyes closed and rolled higher than her!
Su Bao understood: "Then this is a scumbag! It's the same as Sister Hanhan." ”
Hanhan: I don't know when I started snoring, and I blew a snot bubble.
The fake wheel driver defended: "Then I also worked hard, it is the reason of the system! And when I was a child, my parents did not have the money to send me to a tutoring class......
Su Bao: "Then what are your specialties?
The fake wheel driver opened his mouth.
She doesn't have any special skills, she's not very good-looking, and she doesn't speak English well.
So she couldn't go to the beautiful country, so she could only work as a cashier in a small supermarket.
She has a dream of going abroad but can't go abroad, and she feels that she is superior to everyone around her everywhere but has to mix with them, which makes her more and more painful.
Finally, one day she waited for her opportunity, and a crooked nut came to the supermarket.
"At that moment, I felt like I wanted to see God's light, like a reward for my long-term perseverance and not giving up......"
"I chased after the foreign man, asked for warmth, gave him a tour guide, and accompanied him to the hotel. ”
In order to be able to communicate with him without barriers, she also stayed up late to learn English.
even posted her own money to accompany her to eat, play and even accompany Shui, because she heard from others that as long as she is with a foreigner and has a child, she can get a green card from a beautiful country for free......
She also succeeded, and the foreign man helped her get a visa and took her to a beautiful country.
Su Bao asked suspiciously, "Where are you going to ask for money?"
You have to have a lot of money to go that far, right?
The fake wheel driver said indifferently: "My dad's...... I said that he would not give him the money to go abroad, but when he got sick, he would have the money to go to the hospital for surgery......"
Ho...... Ho...... How could she?
After a fuss in the hospital, her father gave her the money, and she got her wish and set foot on the land of a beautiful country.
"The moment I got off the plane, I felt that everything was so wonderful, the beautiful country was worthy of heaven, and even the air was full of sweet smells...... Unlike our place, where there is only car exhaust and the stench of a polluted environment......"
Su Bao: "......"
Listen to a little bit of anger!