Chapter 225: Kindergarten Teacher
At the door of the tree house on the seaside of Hanchen Island, the smuggling man is explaining to Chen Xiaodao how to falsify history:
"Chen An on the top of the boat also holds a tablet in his hand, on which is written the spiritual seat of the first ancestor Chen Gong! And standing at the bow of the boat are the thirty-three family members who followed the patriarch to float the sea!"
"Look at these thirty-three villains, why do you look like our thirty-three people? This elephant boss you, this elephant Meimei sister, this elephant Nana, this elephant Xiaojian, this elephant me, strange and funny. Hee-hee!" Chen Xiaodao was attracted by the villain's appearance.
"Actually, it's kind of like that! After all, it's carved by hand with a carving knife. It can't be carved with divine sense, let alone too similar! If it attracts the attention of the Heavenly Dao, it will also be a trouble! This level of resemblance is still safe. ”
The smuggler didn't dare to overdo it. After all, it's just a proof of origin, and you can't take risks, right?
"Is this agarwood boat in a tree house?" asked Chen Xiaodao.
Stowaway man: "No! A thousand-year-old agarwood will arouse the greed of the world! It cannot be born for the time being! The tree house is for outsiders to visit, and the contents inside can only be ordinary pine!"
Chen Xiaodao: "So, what is the tree house for?"
Smuggling man: "Hanchen Island will enter the eyes of the world in the form of a family island country! Since it is a country, it naturally needs to have the most basic organization: the parliamentary hall! Even if it is as simple as a tree house, it is also a place for political discussion!"
Chen Xiaodao's small talk with the deity attracted the interest of several other people.
Chen Xiaodao: "In addition to the council hall, what else do you need to prepare?"
Stowaway man: "Since it is a thousand-year-old family, there should naturally be a place to worship ancestors." For example, the ancestors of the floating sea group carvings, such as the family inheritance list, such as the artifacts flowing from the court of the Han Dynasty. ”
Chen Xiaogun: "It seems that the number of people on the island is a little less!"
Smuggler man: "You can tell others the unique rules of our Hanchen Island: Because the ancestors of Fuhaideng Island were 34 people, the number of people on the island must not exceed this number! The excess population must go to other places to do business! There can only be 34 people on the island." ”
Chen Xiaojian: "That's okay?"
Stowaway: "Actually, it's just for others to see. Only by becoming a country and being recognized by Britain, France, Germany, and Jose can we stop the greed of others! Although we can easily press all the aggressors who covet Hanchen Island to the bottom of the sea, after all, it is a cause and effect!"
Chen Xiaocha: "Boss, will you go to Europe?"
Smuggler: "Yes! I plan to let the Europeans recognize the statehood of Han Chen Island before the British dominate the world! Otherwise, in the wave of colonization, few people will covet and kill people." Maybe you will kill too many people, arouse the curiosity of others, and be noticed. ”
Chen Xiaohammer: "Boss, why are you so afraid of being noticed?"
Xiaodao Xiaojian and others are the doppelgangers cut out of the memories of the smuggling boys. The smugglers also treat them like little brothers. So, patiently explain, hopefully, to increase their analytical capabilities:
"Just like now, we live on Hanchen Island, and we can go wherever we want!
However, if we are monitored, satellites in the sky, radars on the ground, and warships in the sea secretly take pictures day and night, and from time to time they even fly a plane over to take a look, and we can't get angry. Do you think it's uncomfortable?"
"Uncomfortable!"
Kindergarten teacher Chen: "So, at the right time, we must obtain national status, so as not to enter into other people's colonial plans! This point in time should be before the British have no global hegemony!"
Chen Xiaodun: "Why do you want to be in front of the British hegemony?"
Mr. Chen: "Britain is still only a second-rate country, and it is still digging into the corners of the Spaniards. It's still easier to talk at this time!
If you wait until Britain becomes an empire on which the sun never sets, and the mentality swells to the point that it is unreasonable, maybe you will see Hanchen Island, and when I will come and I will see me conquer, then you can only fight!"
Chen Xiaoji: "But, isn't it very simple to control human thinking? Why don't we use it?"
Teacher Chen: "I want to use it too! However, if the Europeans are like the Japanese, there is a job with the mark of the Heavenly Dao among a thousand people, maybe they are unlucky and are discovered by the Heavenly Dao!
So, remember: as long as we are on Earth, we can't touch the human soul!"
Chen Xiaoaxe: "Boss, if you go to Europe, will you take us with you?"
Teacher Chen: "Yes, but once I go to Europe, I may travel between Britain, France, Spain, Prussia, the Netherlands and other countries. So, I can only let you show up as servants!"
"By the way, boss, what do you mean by being a servant?"
Teacher Chen: "Those who drive cars, carry bags, and mop the floor. ”
"That's no problem, I will! I will!" The small weapons immediately felt that there was a place to play.
Teacher Chen: "Since you want to go, let's start by getting bigger! Learn from me and see how I get bigger and how to control my body."
Remember, only those who are qualified to transform can walk outside!Otherwise, a bunch of robot minions will scare the Europeans!"
So, in front of the treehouse, Transformers appeared!
"Hee-hee, Xiaojian, why is your head so small?"
"Haha! Don't point at me, your left hand is too small to see!"
"Hey, hey, the little hammer's eyes are gone! Oh!
When the Nautilus Habitat expedition team returned to the island, they were immediately attracted by a group of demons and monsters in front of the treehouse!
"Huh, boss, what are you doing? Why are you all monsters?"
"We're practicing! Hehe!" Chen Xiaodao, whose whole body is seriously out of proportion, is having fun!
"Doesn't it make the little robot bigger? Why don't you make the body look like a balloon, and the body movements are difficult to control!" the Light Brothers continued to express their incomprehension.
Chen Xiaojian: "Let me ask you, if your physical body cells are full of aura, your physical body has become bigger, and you want to shrink back into a little swallow, what should you do?"
Brother Light: "That's not easy! Use the spirit gathering prohibition on the body cells to suck it back! Don't say you don't know!"
Chen Xiaojian: "How long do you need to transform to return from the human state to the initial state of the little swallow?"
Brother Bright hasn't tried it, so I can't answer!
The virtual and real brothers agitated on the side: "Chen Guang, won't you know if you try it?"
Chen Guang, who was stunned, thought for a moment: Yes! I can just charge it once!
"Well, I'll try! I've only gotten to the size of a seagull before, and I've never tried anything bigger. As he spoke, he began to recharge the cells of his body.
Everyone looked at Chen Guang, from a small swallow to a big swallow, and then to a giant swallow.
"Is it almost?" After getting bigger, there was no reference, Chen Guang had lost his grasp of volume, and could only ask others.