Chapter 269: Reduced to a combat unit
On this day, Lin Ziyu got up early in the morning, brushed his teeth and browsed the stickers, and then he was confused, ", what the hell is this, how did I become a combat unit?"
Lin Chenxi walked over in a daze, yawned, and asked, "Dad, what combat strength unit?"
"Forehead......" Lin Ziyu hid his mobile phone awkwardly, not wanting his daughter to see it, but how could his speed be faster than his daughter, "Oops, I'm laughing to death." ”
Lin Ziyu's face darkened, and he said, "Go, go, go!" After driving his daughter to the bathroom to brush her teeth, Lin Ziyu took her mobile phone and looked at the stickers.
Now the post bar is full of gunsmoke, and a large group of people are tearing up, tearing up who is the strongest in the combat power of the flower planter. At first, this tearing was the character in the treasure beauty.,Netizens like to do rankings.,Especially the ranking of their favorite characters is very concerned.,So a netizen posted a combat power ranking.,As a result, this is quite a controversial post.,Soon caused a tearing war between various fan groups.。
is different from ordinary movies, some of the characters in this treasure beauty are real in reality, and their combat effectiveness is amazing, even more powerful than in the movie, so the tearing between the characters quickly evolved into a real tear.
Now all kinds of black blows are rampant in the post bar, and they are arguing endlessly about who is the strongest, among which Dongfang Miao, Li Fatzi, and Lu Yang are the three most popular, followed by Che Yu and Ning Yinghua, but in this alien incident, they just played soy sauce and did not show up, so their popularity is not high. As for the other members of the Rabbit Special Forces who showed up, they did not participate in the battle for the strongest, but they were torn up just as badly, because their popularity was not weak either.
In fact, tear it, it's healthier to tear it, and Lin Ziyu doesn't want to get involved. However, people sit at home, and their hearts fall from the sky, somehow, Lin Ziyu has become the basic unit to measure combat effectiveness, those blowers, when they want to blow their idols, they will take Lin Ziyu out and step on it, what one beats Lin Ziyu ten, or one move seconds or something, change you, see such a situation, can you be in a good mood?
"What the hell did I do wrong? Why did they treat me so cruelly. "Lin Ziyu can't figure it out, you just blow your idol, you don't need to use him as a combat unit, right?
Lin Chenxi walked out of the bathroom, covered his mouth and said with a smile: "It's not because Dad, your strength is quite strong, and you have obvious weaknesses." ”
"Where there is weakness, there is weakness, is this also wrong?"
"Yes, yes, but the mistake is that you not only have obvious weaknesses, but also have good strength, this is simply a natural unit of measurement of combat effectiveness!"
"It doesn't seem right, aren't the units of measurement of combat effectiveness generally okay in strength and have no obvious shortcomings?"
"It's wrong for you to think like this, first of all, you haven't taken out all your strength yet, in the eyes of the audience, you should be able to make a few moves with Sister Miao Miao and Uncle Da Yi. ”
Lin Ziyu's face was embarrassed, and he said, "They think too much. ”
"Anyway, that's what they think, and you have obvious weaknesses, Xiao Yangyang may defeat you, right?"
"Uh...... non-existent!"
"Anyway, the audience still thinks so, because Xiao Yangyang's record is a bit miserable, fans can only compare you in order to blow him. ”
Lin Ziyu: "......"
Possibly defeat yourself = Dongfang Miao = big cowardice?
This is self-defeating, fall!
"Fans are like this, just get used to it. Lin Chenxi was super happy when she saw her father's crazy appearance. "By the way, Dad, aren't you going to post a Weibo to suppress the shock or something?"
Lin Ziyu's face darkened, and he said: "Forget it, the overall situation is important, I don't know how many intelligence officers are on the Internet now, waiting for me to reveal the information." ”
"Are you afraid of those brainless fans?" Lin Chenxi said.
"It's not, it's just that there's no need to tear it up with them!" In fact, Lin Ziyu is really a little afraid of those brain-dead fans, because brain-dead fans are the most unreasonable, it's better not to mess with them if it's okay.
As he was talking, the phone rang, and it was Chu Lie calling.
"Yuzi, have you seen the tearing on the Internet?"
Lin Ziyu rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Can you not see it?"
"Just see, I've got something to tell you about here......"
"Let me not be impulsive, lest I expose important information, don't worry, I am such a steady and angry person, I will not be impulsive!"
Lin Chenxi, who was on the side, heard his father's shameless words, and couldn't help but whisper: "It's still stable, I don't know who shouted in the bathroom this morning, so that the whole room heard it." ”
Lin Ziyu pushed his hand on his daughter's face and pushed it to the side hard, "Good, dad is talking on the phone, don't make a sound." ”
"Xixi is also there?"
"Well, yes. ”
"That's it, okay, I'll talk about it, if Xixi is interested, you can also add it. ”
"What the hell is going on?"
"Aren't those foreign intelligence agents instigators trying to get some information? ”
Lin Ziyu asked stupidly, "How do you put it?"
Naturally, I let it go when I tore it with netizens. ”
Lin Ziyu: I have a sentence about MMP, I don't know whether to talk about it or not! I just said that the overall situation is important, you TM came to dismantle the stage, have you thought about my feelings?
"This, I'm not familiar with these people, you better find another master!" and the brainless fan?
"It's okay, you just tear it up as usual, as long as you don't reveal the real information. ”
Lin Ziyu flipped over the push, but still couldn't push it off, so he could only hang up the phone depressedly.
"Daddy, congratulations, you've become a member of the glorious strategic flickering bureau. ”
"Don't talk, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is. ”
After lying on the sofa for a long time, Lin Ziyu burst into his eyes and said, "Speaking of Xixi, you have mastered the biggest weapon in the battle - the weapon of the law of cause and effect?"
"No, I don't know the law of cause and effect. ”
"You still say no, so what about the tanks and battleships that you overturned at the beginning?"
"It's a coincidence. ”
"Do you want us to try again?"
Lin Chenxi: "......"
"Forget it, in fact, you don't need to try to know that you must have mastered the ultimate weapon of the war, so it seems that you are still very capable. Now I declare in the name of the heir of the War Storm that you have become a member of the glorious War Strike. ”
"Can I refuse?"
"Can't!"
So Lin Chenxi was pulled by his father, and he used his Weibo to snort and type: "I'll tell you a secret, don't tell anyone else, Xiao Yangyang is the person who is challenged the most times a day in the rabbit special forces, and more than half of the people want to challenge him every day, even Da Ji and a few captains also want to challenge him, and he is also the captain." ”
After seeing Lin Chenxi's Weibo, Yang fans were immediately excited, and took the screenshot to the post bar as evidence.
"Did you see it, how powerful my family is Yangyang, half of the people want to challenge every day, even if Da Yang is so powerful, he also wants to challenge him!"
"Wowhaha, I'll just say that my Yangyang is the most powerful, you still don't believe it, and now you're being slapped in the face, right?"
"Wow, I'm still a captain, it's amazing, my Yangyang!"
"It's so strong, it's no problem to be a captain. ”
"That's it!"
After Lu Yang, who was having breakfast at the base, saw this Weibo, he immediately squirted out a mouthful of soy milk, almost spraying Xie Chang on the other side. Fortunately, Xie Chang's ability is water-based, so he didn't get hit, otherwise there would be a white liquid on his face, and it would be a big mess, and other bad friends would definitely take pictures of this black history.
"Damn, what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just saw that I was cheated by the chief instructor, and I was a little excited. Lu Yang hurriedly apologized.
"Tricked by the chief instructor?" Several captains at the same table suddenly lit up their eyes, "Show me, show me." ”
"Hey, don't snatch my phone, it's on her Weibo, won't you be on Weibo yourself?"
Several captains took a look on Weibo, and they were gloating in their hearts, but they naturally wouldn't admit it.
Ning Yinghua said: "There's nothing wrong with you, you are indeed the person with the largest number of people in our team who are challenged every day, and we both want to challenge you, which is also very right." ”
Lu Yang: "Hey, that's right, but it doesn't mean that I'm very powerful, but it means that I'm hated!"
Che Yu: "The chief instructor didn't say that you were very good." ”
Lu Yang: "......" is true, but she just wants to bring it to this ditch!
"And she said you're the captain, and that's right. ”
"But the whole team, I'm alone!"
"But you're also the captain, it's just that there is no suitable person to assign to you, and you are still a single commander for the time being. ”