Standing in the shadow cast by the tall statue, Qi Manfu was shyly wiping the cold sweat on his head.

It's no wonder that he hasn't seen the world, but when he entered the courtyard gate with the queue just now, the white-eyed monster old man on the side of the door stared at him without blinking, and finally laughed twice, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like he had good intentions.

"I actually entered the academy?" This big fat man who looks stupid on the outside, but has a delicate heart on the inside, he knows the weight of the academy very well, and knows the difficulty of entering the academy, so he always feels that he is dreaming. From the moment he stepped into the courtyard door, he was like riding on a cloud, and he didn't dare to exert himself lightly under his feet, lest he would step the cloud driving in the wind out of a hole, and then he screamed and fell back to the mortal world again!

It wasn't until he saw the unique blue tiles and white walls of the academy, heard the ringing of the morning bell on the tower, and felt the high spirits of his classmates around him, that Qi Manfu believed that he was indeed a student of the academy!

"Hey, pig's head, what are you smirking at under the 'portrait of the master'?" The one who spoke was a bright girl of sixteen or seventeen years old, who first caught her eye in a light yellow long skirt, and then found that the neckline, cuffs and waist were each dotted with a circle of pink lace, and the appropriate shade of dress made the girl reveal a touch of beauty from the plain, and the eyes that bent into a crescent moon when she smiled, highlighted the little playfulness in the girl's temperament.

Qi Manfu knew the girl when he was waiting outside the door for the opening of the hospital, and although the girl laughed and shouted at the pig's head when she saw her, who made the girl look handsome and smile brightly? Qi Manfu felt that it was his honor to be ridiculed by the girl! Of course, the premise was not to be coldly glared at by the short, thin and ugly young man behind the girl.

"Well, what about you?" asked the girl again.

Even though he was thick-skinned and was called a pig's head in public, Qi Manfu was still a little embarrassed, "Ahem, this, I'm hot!

"Who are you fooling? In the early autumn morning, the white dew is slightly cold, where can it be hot and sweat?" the girl was a little suspicious

Qi Manfu shook out the cold sweat that was scared out of his head, and replied even more embarrassedly, "Look, I'm not sweating profusely!"

The girl was stunned and sighed sympathetically, "This is the pain of the fat man!"

Qi Manfu's face was full of black lines

"By the way, Pig Head, which pavilion and which society have you been assigned to? I have entered the Furui Pavilion, majoring in poetry and music, and I am also going to the Demu Society to minor in martial arts. The girl pointed to the ugly boy behind her, "He is going to the Demu Society to learn the strange way of the battlefield!"

Qi Manfu squeaked and couldn't speak!

"Fu Rui Ge?" the girl asked

The fat man shook his head!

"De Mu She?" the girl asked again

The fat man shook his head again!

"It can't be the 'Heaven, Earth, Man, God and Ghost' Five Mansions, right?" the girl was surprised

The fat man still shook his head!

The girl was anxious, "Dead pig's head, there are only these cultivation places in the academy, what are you selling, what are you doing?"

Qi Manfu wiped the cold sweat that broke out again, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Actually, I practice three disciplines, one master and two auxiliaries!"

"One master and two auxiliaries, isn't that one more than me, I didn't expect you to be a genius!" The girl felt that she was really unseemly, and asked, "Are those three?"

Qi Manfu smiled even more embarrassedly, "There are two minors, one is the 'Vertical and Horizontal Debate Technique', and the other is the same as you are the 'Poetic Rite Way'!"

The girl was even more surprised, the art of vertical and horizontal debate originated from the turbulent times of the Spring and Autumn Period before the Great Chu, and the disputes between the kings at the end of Chu and the beginning of the Chu Dynasty. The girl didn't expect that the fat man in front of her would have such talent and ability. And what is even more coincidental is that he also learns poetry and music, so he said happily: "Then we are not real classmates!"

Qi Manfu didn't know whether to cry or laugh on his face, his fat cheeks squeezed his small eyes, and he sighed and said, "I can't be in the same team as you, I am neither in Furui Pavilion nor in Demu She!"

"How is this possible?" the girl asked

"Because~ because, 'The Art of Vertical and Horizontal Debate' and 'The Way of Poetry and Elegance' are only my minor subjects, and I~I~ because of the bottom of the entrance examination, so~so~ I'm just an auditor!" Qi Manfu replied stumblingly

"Ah!" the girl asked for the first time when she heard that there were auditors, "what are you majoring in?"

Qi Fatzi was already extremely embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and disappear without a trace, but the bright eyes of the girl opposite him were staring at him! ”

"Hey, it sounds like a pretty powerful martial art! You still say that you are not a martial artist of the Demu Society?" the girl was a little angry at the fat man's push.

The fat man was appointed this time, so he no longer hid it, and explained happily: "This 'messy cloak knife' is the kitchen knife for cutting vegetables, and the 'fire-pounding dragon staff' is the firewood stick for burning the fire, and my practice place is the room of the academy - the Five Organs Temple!"

"Chef, man?" Although the girl understood, she was still a little confused, how did the pig's head really enter the kitchen?

Actually, I didn't pass the entrance examination at all, so I had the idea of giving it a try and showed the examiner a waist card. So two old men, one surnamed Cao and the other surnamed Wang, came and insisted on pulling me to talk. At that time, I felt that I would definitely not be able to enter the academy, so I didn't care about 3721 and had a good chat with those two old men!

"That's it?" the girl looked at the fat man, as if she had found something interesting.

"That's it~this~!" the fat man stammered, because he felt that the girl's eyes looking at him at this time were exactly the same as the strange old man at the door just now, so the cold sweat on his head broke out again.

"Oh, congratulations! Good luck pig's head!" the girl smiled like a kitten that smelled fishy.

Qi Manfu wiped his cold sweat and shivered, thinking that he couldn't stay here for a long time, so he said while moving his steps quickly, "That, my stomach is uncomfortable, oops, yes, it's just that my stomach is uncomfortable, I'll go to make it convenient first! See you later!" Then, with a twist, he ran towards a special grass hut in front of him, his round body rumbling, like a rolling ball.

"Oh, that's funny! This pig will be the princess's pleasure from now on!, isn't it fun, sick cat?" asked the ugly boy who had been silent.

"Hehe!" the boy laughed twice.

The girl looked up and looked at the symbol of the academy, the "Statue of the Master".

The statue is carved from white marble and depicts a middle-aged man in a white shirt. The delicate carving could be seen from the fluttering robes and the rolled folds, but the middle-aged man's face was very vague, and one could only guess from the faintly visible frown that he might be thinking or worrying about.

"This is the academy! it's a fun place!" the simple girl thought simply.

"By the way, that old man Cao and old man Wang should be Cao Fuzi and Wang Fuzi! Do they all take a fancy to that fat pig? I think, the key is still that waist card, I don't know whose it is?" The girl is actually still full of shrewdness

But she still thought wrongly, although the waist card did attract Cao Zhengdao and Wang to the ruins, but it only gave Qi Manfu the opportunity to meet the two masters. Cao Zhengdao and Wang Fuxu are notoriously old-fashioned and mean in the academy, if the students are not in their eyes, even if the emperor Lao Tzu speaks, it is not easy to make a speech, not to mention a waist card of the little master?

And the customs clearance paper that really made Qi Manfu fail the big exam, but he could still be admitted to the hospital to observe, was the handwritten commentary written by the two old masters.

Cao Lishu: Nonsense and saliva are all over the mountain, but it can pull people's ears, grab people's minds, beat them more, or compare iron teeth and copper teeth?

Wang Crazy Grass: A flamboyant mouth, a flamboyant tongue, teach it to be square inside and round outside, or become a courtier who supports the right path?

Therefore, Old Master Cao promised him to practice 'vertical and horizontal debate', if he wanted to achieve "iron teeth and copper teeth", he had to practice his mouth first, and just use those crazy people in the grass house to grind his teeth; Old Master Wang recommended him to learn 'poetry and music', if he wanted to be a courtier, he must at least learn to be vassally elegant, and who has those talented people who can sing poetry and drum music?

But Qi Manfu didn't pass the admission exam after all, so Meng Xiaofuzi said, "Let's go cook!", and the fat man entered the "Five Organs Temple"!