Chapter 7 'Old Paoer' for many years
In the eyes of his son Xu Changsheng, he may be a troublemaker for many years, but in the eyes of young people, especially young girls, who pursue cool and dazzling in the 21st century, many years with tyrannosaurus sunglasses on his ears, a leather coat and leather pants, and a Yamaha 250 under his crotch are typical handsome uncles and charming old guns.
The long gray hair that seems to be intentionally bleached, the raunchy spotted beard on the cheeks, and the amount of alcohol that can still be pounded and a half pound even though Lian Po is old, is really cool and handsome, how can this kind of person be mixed in the circle of the old man? It should be haunted by the Biker Party, the Black ~ Hand Party, the East Star Party, the Hongxing Party, or something, and there are two beauties standing on the left and right, the left is called Yan Thin, and the right is called Huan Fei, and at any time you can fight with others for the confidant of the red powder, this is the most beautiful picture!
However, for many years, he is still a very principled old man of a half size, and for many years in the Chudu Speeder Party, he has not been surprised by a shoal of gulls and herons, and he once brought a girl with long hair and long legs in the back seat of the car and easily won a few hairy boys who didn't grow hair.
In the period of the highest ~ tide for many years, the Xu family basically did not need to buy vegetables and wine. Every now and then, there are little girls who are dressed and don't look like serious people carrying things to the door, these girls don't even look at the little fresh meat of the Xu family, Xu Changsheng, and they make it clear one by one that they are going to soak this old handsome guy for many years!
This ...... Even Yanagishita Hui has to fall, right? But for many years, I don't have any feelings for the delicate little girl, and what I love in my heart is always the best among the square dance aunts.
In this regard, Xu Changsheng still secretly picked a thumbs up, how old you should be to do things, my father lived well enough, and he was 108,000 miles stronger than those guys who were young and hard-working, and after they were rich, they went to cross the age boundary and pull a girl of the same age.
Because there have been several famous guys in history, many of the houses have been preserved by government legislation. Xu Changsheng's house is a typical old house in the north, although there is only one entry, the east and west wings have long collapsed, but the ancestral house facing south is well preserved, there is a sycamore, two cherries and a few Tsubaki trees in the small courtyard of 100 square meters.
Such an old house comes with a natural air conditioner, even if it is a hot August summer, it does not feel too hot. For many years, I have made a bamboo recliner, and I am enjoying the cool under the plane tree, with long flowing gray hair lazily tied behind my head, a racer-shaped vest and big pants plus flip-flops, and a pair of big sunglasses, exuding a kind of lazy, casual, decadent, bitter ~ forced, and the temperament of an old handsome guy who doesn't hang anyone at all can definitely kill all women from eighteen to eighty years old.
Seeing his son come back, he didn't even take off his sunglasses for many years, and lazily drank the freshly soaked jasmine tea and said, "Eat fried noodles again, is the dish fresh enough?"
"Don't worry, my craft can still be wrong?"
Xu Changsheng smiled and went directly into the kitchen.
Many years when he was young, he was also a small rich three generations, he had eaten and seen and played, and now the Xu family is poor, but even if he eats the simplest fried noodles, he has to follow the rules; the sauce has to be the three-year stewed white edamame sauce in the Wantong Pickle Garden, and the cooking is enough to fry the heat, and the dishes must be eight, and they must be fine and fresh, and the ingredients are slightly worse The old man has to break the bowl and chopsticks!
With such a dad here, it was difficult for Xu Changsheng to think about his skills, but in more than half an hour, the hot fried noodles were served. After many years, he took the bowl, passed it under his nose first, and nodded slightly: "It's okay, barely able to eat." ”
"Dad, I've been making fried noodles for a few years, and with my skills, I can barely eat it?"
Xu Changsheng is a little angry, his father's mouth is too tricky, right?
In less than ten minutes, I swallowed a large bowl of fried noodles, drank a bowl of noodle soup, threw the bowl to the side, and hummed comfortably with my hand: "That was when you never saw our family's wealth, I think when your grandfather was still there, your father and I ate delicacies from the mountains ......and seas, and drank jade liquid elixir, and the little devil's wagyu beef is expensive, right? Forget it, you don't understand it. ”
"You better save it, your salary is not much, and you have to retire from illness, but the result is good, and now you have less than 2,000 yuan a month. It's not easy for me, just set up a small stall to make a living, it's good for us to eat fried noodles when we see the sky, Wagyu beef or something, you just think about it. ”
"That's because you're a kid who has no interest! Anyway, you're a college student, so you can't find a serious job, and you can mix a white-collar or gold-collar or something, so that your dad and I can live a good life for a few days? How much money can you earn by setting up an incense stall in Yunlong Mountain? It's better to thin Yang and a few of them, and they can still get a windfall!"
Xu Changsheng was furious when he heard this, put down his chopsticks and said: "Thin Yang, they are called setting up a situation to make a living, hurting yin and morality, can I do it? Besides, you don't know my life? Tiansha Lone Star, the fate of Tai Sui, it is not that he has never been to work before, but he is always fired by others for no reason! What's wrong with setting up a small stall, that is also relying on labor to eat, I am glorious!"
"You're a glorious fart, just your point of interest, can there be a girl willing to marry you in the future? It's better than your father and me, just in the past few years, the little girls in our family have to have eighty if not a hundred?
"You always pull it down, those little girls are here to soak you, oh, you can introduce it to me later, we can't talk like this, right?"
Xu Changsheng couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, his father's life was normal in the years when he was sick, like a father, but now his illness is cured, but being a father is not normal.
"Unfilial piety is great, and our Xu family can't cut off the incense here with you. Hey, it seems too difficult to let your kid have the same charm as Lao Tzu and me, but it doesn't matter, are you afraid that you won't be able to get a daughter-in-law if you have money?
"Why are you going to get rich, you shouldn't be thinking about who you're going to rob?" Xu Changsheng was stunned.
For many years, he smiled, took off his big sunglasses and glanced at his son: "Old son, what kind of place do we live in? Don't look at the old houses here, but the real ancient houses! Nowadays, the rich and the rich love to buy this kind of house, and today a real estate agent came, saying that someone has taken a fancy to our family's old house, and this number is out!"
As he spoke, he stretched out a finger and shook it in front ......of Xu Changsheng's eyes: "Ten million! With this money, is it still a problem for your kid to marry a daughter-in-law?"
"It's not a problem for you to buy a big Harley, right? In the future, how beautiful it is to take Aunt Wang, the first square dance master in our household branch square, to travel around the world? If you want me to say, you don't want to talk about my marriage, isn't it a long time ago that a master has given guidance, I can't marry a daughter-in-law in this life, and I will kill other girls! Unless I can have a great opportunity and change my life against the sky! But can I do it, just let me set up a small stall to show people my face, sing a few Taoist songs, and pretend to be a master?"
Xu Changsheng sneered: "Dad, you really dare to think that there is only this old mansion left in our family, and you have to defeat it, right?
"Nonsense, this is still where your father and I were born! Boy, Lao Tzu taught you a sentence, 'Throw away the burden of the past, in order to look forward to the future good scenery, give up the open pit, only to know that the flush toilet is the most convenient', you look at the foreigners, the house is sold around the world, start a trip that says go, this is called life! You just listen to Lao Tzu, let's sell the house, go to the world to live happily, doesn't it mean that your life can't marry a daughter-in-law? Let's find a foreigner to be a daughter-in-law, maybe your kid's life will be changed, and it will be smooth sailing in the future. ”
"Smooth sailing, I'm afraid I'll have to drink the northwest wind in the future, right?"
Xu Changsheng threw the bowl on the ground, and said with a straight face: "This matter is not negotiable, you better dispel this idea as soon as possible, I have a headache, you can take this bowl of chopsticks today." ”
After saying that, he turned around and left, without looking at it for many years. What kind of life is this, I was so angry with my father that my brain hurts.
And the place between the eyebrows began to twitch again, as if there were streams of cold wind drilling in, making Xu Changsheng irritable and unspeakably uncomfortable.