On the evening of the second day, a group of warriors who were ready to jump into the pit sat down early in front of the television and turned on a certain military channel.

Ten past nine.

The show started on time.

Male host: "Hello, welcome to today's new military news, I'm Chang Yi." Today we have invited a mysterious guest, well, I believe you have already guessed who she is, she is the chief engineer of the new armored vehicle - the turtle armored car - Lin Chenxi, and now I invite her. ”

Lin Chenxi appeared wearing glasses and a handsome camouflage uniform.

After Lin Chenxi sat down, the host asked: "Actually, I've always been curious, why is the code name of the new armored car called Turtle, is it to show the strength of its defense?"

"In fact, there were a few spare ones when the name was named at that time, namely Xixi, Swallow, Little Trumpet, Aya, and Tyrannosaurus. ”

"Xixi, I know, it's named after you, but Swallow, Little Trumpet, Aya, do you have any stories among them?"

"Swallow is my sister's nickname, Trumpet, Uh, it's the nickname of someone who is super powerful, and Aya is a murderous creature. ”

The host said: "It's really inappropriate to use swallows and trumpets as code names, the contrast is too great, I don't know about Aya's ferocious creature, but the name of the tyrannosaurus is very good, why should it be called a turtle?"

Lin Chenxi replied honestly: "Because the abbreviation of Tyrannosaurus is easy to cause misunderstanding." ”

"B, BL?" the host was embarrassed.

The host coughed twice, relieved the embarrassment and said: "After talking about the little story of the codename, let's get to the point now, Xixi, now many people at home and abroad have questioned your car, saying that your car is flashy and a waste of taxpayers' money, what do you think about this?"

"I just want to say, I hope they will have the courage to spray after watching today's show, otherwise they will run out, how can we stir up the heat?"

The audience was speechless.

"No one sprayed it in the first place, right?"

"You let people squirt and no one squirts!"

"I think it's because no one sprayed it, that's why I complained like this. ”

"The official vomit is the deadliest!"

"It seems that no one sprays this, and the person who made up the lines has a deep grudge. ”

"It is estimated that the one who wrote the lines was the miserable little brother who was whipped by netizens, 2333. ”

"Eight, nine, ten. ”

"A deep resentment from a certain department!"

Host: "You have so much confidence in your armored vehicle? You must know that it is facing an entire armored division! There are so many tanks, armored vehicles, and helicopters, and some military experts have said that even if you destroy a 99 main gun, it will be impossible to destroy so many enemies!"

"Don't you already know the result? Facts speak louder than words!"

"Okay, this first exercise, it should be the new armored vehicle that won, but I'm still curious, how did this armored vehicle win, Xixi, can you spoil it?"

Lin Chenxi's mouth was quick: "Yes, they are...... Well, I can't say it, otherwise I won't be able to maintain the suspense!"

Host: "......" It's good that you stopped it, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten it over!

"Do you have anything to say to Red Fang in the face of the upcoming feature film?"

"Well, I hope they have a psychiatrist, otherwise it will not be good to be abused out of the psychological shadow. ”

Host: "It seems that Xixi is full of confidence in her car, okay, let's watch the feature film next." ”

At the beginning of the feature film, there was no picture of various equipment as imagined by the audience, but a lounge, where more than a dozen people were sitting and drinking tea, looking at their clothes, they were all commanders, and then the subtitles appeared, indicating the identities of these people, these people are either division commanders or staff officers.

A division commander said: "Lao Liu is fate, he drew a lot, and he was the first to fight!"

Another division commander also said: "Yes, it is rare to conduct a large-scale live-fire exercise, and we have come all the way to pull the equipment back without firing a shot." ”

"I want to shoot a few shots, but I guess it's hanging. There are so many tanks, even if the new armored car is three-headed and six-armed, it's useless, heaps all pile it to death!"

"Looks like we're going to run for nothing this time. ”

"Who's to say it isn't!"

At this time, suddenly a soldier knocked on the door and came in, "Report to the chief, the red side has been defeated, please enter the next red side into the exercise field, build fortifications, get ready, the second exercise will start tomorrow!"

All the division commanders jumped up: "What, defeated? How is this possible?"

"It's only been less than thirty minutes!"

"It can't be beheaded, right?"

"Lao Liu, this is inevitably too careless!"

"Yes, the blue side only has a weapon and equipment, why don't you guard against his beheading plan!?"

The soldier replied: "Report to the chief, the red side was not beheaded, but was judged to have 90% of the combat equipment destroyed, and the ammunition and fuel were destroyed, so it was judged defeated by the director's department!"

"How is this possible!?"

"It can't be the director's department, right?"

"They're giving the blue side a hang again!"

"Bounced with mushrooms?"

The soldier continued to shout: "Report to the chief, in this exercise, the director department has no right to open the plane except to determine whether the winner or loser! Also, the blue side does not have nuclear bombs. ”

"How is this possible, how is this possible?"

The division commanders were all messy.

The screen pans and appears in the headquarters of the RED unit.

Division Commander Liu said: "An armored vehicle that invaded the territory is alone, and it doesn't even have the support of intelligence, how can it fight us? Even if it is the most advanced F22, without the support of intelligence, it is just a blind man!"

The background of the exercise is set to the blue side as the intruder, and there is no support from intelligence platforms such as radar satellites, while the red side can dispatch all satellite radars.

The staff officer said: "Despite this, we must not be careless, we must go all out and not give the enemy a chance." ”

Division Commander Liu said: "I know, the helicopter takes off, the whole army disperses, and surrounds the enemy!" Division Commander Liu did not dare to be careless, for fear that the blue side would have mushroom bombs, and in the first few exercises, the red side had suffered losses from mushroom bombs, gathered together, and then was harmonized.

As soon as the picture turned, the armored car, as the protagonist, finally appeared.

The screen shifts to the car, where there are only three people in the car.

The commander commanded: "Open the tail armor and start launching reconnaissance satellites!"

"Yes!"

The picture changed to the outside of the car, only to see the tail armor of the armored car quickly and smoothly unfolded, a folding rocket was erected, with a shock of the body, the rocket was catapulted into the air, the engine ignited, and then the rocket pulled a long tail flame to cut through the sky.

Netizens were dumbfounded.

"Rub, there's still a rocket in the car!"

"It's actually folded, amazing!"

"No wonder cars are so expensive, rockets and satellites alone are not cheap!"

"Now the red side is dumbfounded, people still have their own satellites!"

"It is said that people are blind, but people go out with eyes!"

Before the audience could watch it, the camera turned back to the live broadcast room.

Host: "Xixi, what's going on with the rocket just now, why is it so compact and can be folded?"

"It's a new technology, it's a complicated thing, and you don't understand it. ”

Host: "Isn't it too exaggerated for an armored car to carry rockets and satellites for reconnaissance?"

"To be exact, this car carried three rockets!"

"So much?"

Lin Chenxi was a little embarrassed, and said with a red face: "When I first designed it, I was a little greedy. ”

Moderator: "......"

Is there still a lot of greed here?

Lin Chenxi saw the host's strange eyes, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, the mass-produced ones in the back won't put so many of them." ”