Chapter Forty-Eight: The Great Law of Turtle Breath

'Kalala'

After a few thunderbolts, a bolt of lightning as thick as an arm's arm suddenly fell, and under the surprised gaze of Wang Qiang and Ge Wuwu, it came straight towards Xu Changsheng.

"I'll rub!"

Xu Changsheng really wanted to cry, who is this catastrophe? Old Xu, don't talk about the Yin God, now I haven't even exercised much in the acquired sense of God, why did it attract thunder and lightning sympathy, and I came to greet him?

Fortunately, the mountain people are only cautious in their lives, and when they climbed to the top of the mountain, Xu Changsheng had already opened the Dao, always paying attention to the movement of thunder and lightning, and took a diagonal step under his feet, and this lightning just passed by.

"Is that okay?"

Wang Qiang looked stupid, what is this, the body dodges lightning? It is even more exaggerated than the last time in the Land Temple.

And the one who sat under the crooked neck tree, this is really looking for his father thousands of times, looking back, his father is in the dim light? This is really a father, he almost tossed the city's public security system crazy......

The disappearance of the madman godfather of the richest man in Chudu is a major event! Even Wang Qiang's criminal police detachment has received a notice.

It's just that Wang Qiang didn't take it to heart. The father of a rich family should be more important than the father of ordinary people? Wang Qiang really doesn't pee this pot!

In his opinion, this is not a big deal, a few pieces of police fart follow to deal with it, do him a detective bird business?

But who would have thought that this old man was really crazy, running to the mountains on a thunderstorm day to play a lightning rod, isn't this death?

That song is good, if Wang Qiang changes places, maybe he will applaud, but changing this scene can only make him think that Ge Wuwu is crazy to the house, for this kind of person to catch up with his own 'Master Xu', it seems that no matter how you look at it, it is a money-losing business?

Wang Qiang mustered up the courage to rush up and grab Xu Changsheng several times, but every time he was just about to take a step when he was frightened back by lightning.

The nearest lightning bolt to him was actually slashed down against his cheek, and half of his face was gone, which was cleaner than boiling water and removing pig hair.

At that time, Lao Wang was scared to pee, a standard forward lying position, lying in the grass and not daring to move.

Xu Changsheng relied on his Dao skills to observe, wandering on the edge of thunder and lightning, looking at the more and more thunder and lightning gathering in the air, and his heart was also fighting between heaven and man.

Do you pounce on the old man now and drag him back to the mental hospital, or do you let him go to the catastrophe and encounter real danger, and then save him like you saved the old fox in the first place?

Xu Changsheng wanted to choose the former, after all, no one had really seen this thing, and the danger was unpredictable. Although the old man said that he helped him open the way, he should be a master, but no matter how you look at his appearance, it is a little unreliable.

Xu Changsheng has never survived such a tall thing as the Thunder Tribulation, but he has never eaten dog meat and seen a pig run, and he has read a lot of sword fairy novels such as Shushan Qingcheng.

In the book, in order to prepare for the catastrophe, which one of them did not use all his means? There are decent masters who sacrifice magic weapons with their hearts, there are evil old monsters who temporarily hold decent thighs in order to survive the thunder tribulation safely, and there are even those who recruit sons-in-law and use their daughters as weights to let their sons-in-law hold their mother-in-law's mother-in-law......

When have you ever seen an old madman like this? Just wear a pair of sick pants and sit under the crooked neck tree, and start singing rock and roll? Just say that you are mentally ill and you can't mess around, right? If there is really a thunder and lightning mother, people will not give face to the mentally ill like a comrade in the police, and it is definitely a hack that you have not discussed?

However, the old man's strength is unfathomable, and he will go crazy from time to time, Xu Changsheng estimates that it is much more dangerous to knock him down than to knock down the little girl; and whether the thunder tribulation written in those novels is launched by the gods of Tianfu or born by natural sympathy, it cannot be counted without killing the robber, and it may be more troublesome to take him back to the mental hospital, in case the entire mental hospital is struck by lightning, then it must not be fried immediately? Thinking about the consequences, Xu Changsheng's scalp is numb.

But the thunder robbery caused by the old man is much more ferocious than the old fox at the beginning, last time in the Land Temple, Xu Changsheng was just a junior brother who had just stepped into the cultivation path, but he could swim freely in the thunder light, but now he was just in the edge area, and he felt a burst of thunder and yang qi rushing to his face, and his whole body was like entering a furnace, as if there were thousands of red-hot steel needles piercing his body, which was indescribably uncomfortable!

The old fox couldn't compare at all, and if the old madman was a doctoral student, the old fox would be a kindergarten graduate.

At this moment's hesitation, the wind became more violent, and the wind pushed the thick dark clouds, all the way to the top of the head, as if there were 100,000 huge stone mills pushed by the gods in the air, and countless lightning began to appear in the dark clouds, colluding with each other to form a net, and countless electric lights shone, making the whole dark cloud look like a big light bulb that kept flashing.

Xu Changsheng stomped his foot. I can't hesitate any longer, look at this posture, the old madman can become a barbecue no matter how big he is.

What do you say that there is no way to avoid the thunderstorm as soon as it arrives? 'Master Xu' has a brain hole, there is a mountain tunnel of Yunlong Mountain in the distance, and there is Wang Qiang, a hundred miles of Mu who is as lucky as a pepper...... Isn't it all said in the book? Tianlei is the first not to fight the righteous man and the gentleman, and the second is not to fight the person who is as lucky as the rainbow!

Relying on the Dao to observe the trajectory of thunder and lightning, Xu Changsheng gritted his teeth and stepped into the minefield, his body shook again and again like a swimming fish, and his feet were crooked, like stepping on Ling Bo, and he was deceived in front of Ge Wuwu.

At this moment, Ge Wuwu didn't sing anymore, sat cross-legged under the crooked neck tree, looked at the thunder and lightning in the sky, and suddenly shouted: "Stinky boy, let my old man get away!"

"You say get out, I'm not too faceless? Old madman, I don't have many relatives in the world, you are one, it doesn't matter if you can't cross such a dangerous thunderstorm! It's not that I look down on you, look at you like this, you don't even have a talisman and dare to talk about crossing the catastrophe? Come with me!"

"If you can't cross it, you have to cross it! The old man has been practicing for a hundred years, and he is just missing this kick in the door, even if it is nine deaths and one life, it can be regarded as an explanation for himself! Boy, what are you doing with these four or nine tribulations? You can interrupt it if you say it? It's ridiculous, haha......

The laughter stopped abruptly, and Ge Wuwu stared blankly at the huge light net in the air that gradually showed his true face, especially the hundreds and thousands of beating purple thunder balls in the light net, and suddenly scolded: "I'll your grandma, thief God, this is a four-nine double tribulation?" Lu Dongbin's pure yang body is formed, and he doesn't have such a momentum when he soars in the daytime, right? You see that mentally ill people are easy to bully, right, right? I'll you......"

Xu Changsheng was also stupid, even if he hadn't experienced it himself, he could see that those thunderballs were not a good match, and then look at the skinny little old man Ge Wuwu, this is not an order of magnitude at all......

"Xiao Xuzi, what did you just say?"

Ge Wuwu looked at Xu Changsheng with a blank eye.

"I mean, let me go with me, no one has cultivated into a golden pill for three hundred years, you are all this old, what are you fighting? Don't worry, isn't it just a thunderstorm? It's the 21st century, and there are ways to avoid it. ”

"That's a good point, so what are you waiting for, kid?

Ge Wuwu made a tiger leap, and the koala hung in Xu Changsheng's arms like a koala, hugging his neck tightly: "Boy, the policeman in the back can help me for a while......"

"You know, you don't need to teach ......"

Xu Changsheng hurried under his feet, avoiding a few scattered bolts of lightning, and got out from under the huge thunder net, and said with a light breath.

"Hmmm......"

Ge Wuwu just nodded, but did not respond.

Xu Changsheng listened carefully and found that the old man was very cooperative, he had taken the initiative to lock his breathing, and even his heartbeat and pulse were as low as a hundred-year-old turtle, and the whole person seemed to have suddenly disappeared from heaven and earth, leaving no trace of sweat.

I can't help but secretly praise in my heart, good guy, this is the 'turtle breath big ~ method', right?

The thunderball of the power grid, which was originally vigorously preparing to be launched, also seemed to be suffocated, and it took a few seconds to react and begin to slowly chase after them.

Xu Changsheng's body was like lightning, he stepped in front of Wang Qiang's head in a few steps, glanced at the 'son of luck' who was burying his head in the grass, and called softly: "Team Wang, Brother Wang......"