Chapter 6 Red Phosphorus Carp, White Bull's Head

Qi Ergou, whose real name is Qi Manfu, did respond to the good color in the name, and ate a big belly, but I don't know if the belly is really full of blessings, or fishy water. No wonder he usually always boasts, the family has really been able to produce capable people, Manfu's grandfather is a graduate of Jining Seventeenth Year Academy Furui Pavilion, and later entered the Tiangong Mansion to cultivate the art of ingenuity. It's a pity that the old man is a wooden man, and he has been boiling from a simple young man to a hunchbacked old man for decades, and he has not been able to buy some family assets or pave some roads for his children and grandchildren.

The seven-rank official hat was rigidly covered on Qi Manfu's brain shell, and he hadn't replaced it with a heavier one for several years, but he hadn't replaced it with a lighter one. Qi Manfu is a little rich and peaceful, and he also understands his own catties, so he no longer expects Huan Hai to sail, and uses his little wit to eat and talk, and he is referring to such lazy goods.

However, there is indeed some stock in Manfu's stomach, when Qi Ergou was still Qi Xiaopang, the taciturn grandfather in front of outsiders always likes to pull his grandson reluctantly, and boast about how profound his Nine Palaces are, how amazing the skills of the wooden armor, and how the ingenuity of the art is economical, Qi Xiaopang has since recorded some new wonders that are difficult to distinguish between true and false, and now they are revealed from time to time to cause some exclamations, which can be regarded as satisfying a little vanity.

Meng Yiwei had already thought of Qi Manfu's family origin at this time, and on the title page of the fragment of the lone book, the inscription was not exactly the words "Qi Gong is rich"!

The blind boy looked at Qi Manfu's fat face, and actually felt a little closer, and couldn't help but be a little more interested, so he asked: "Then 'there are still gods and monsters trapped in the water cage' and reconciled?"

Qi Manfu is a little clever, when he was talking about it just now, he secretly observed the blind boy at the same table, and always felt that his demeanor did not look like a mortal belonging, and when he saw the other party asking, he didn't dare to slack off. Even if a bowl of tea soup has not quenched his thirst, he does not dare to delay any longer, so he can only pinch his throat and continue to finish.

"Ahem, this 'there are still gods and monsters trapped in the water cage' is the wonder of the strange, and the strange is strange again!" chatting about the new wonder, the full blessing eyebrows danced, and the little eyes turned straight down, "The 'god monster' refers to the same thing, it's the red phosphorus carp in the Huaqing Pond that I don't know how many years it has raised! If you want to say God, God is not afraid of water temperature changes, whether it is a cold spring in summer or boiling water in winter, this guy is swimming lively. And it's weird, it's strange that this Huaqing Pond is obviously connected to the wild water outside the city through an underground culvert, and there is no silk net attached to the pool wall, and the red phosphorus carp can come and go freely, but it is a dungeon, willing to be a pet in the Taiqing Palace, and unwilling to return to the big river at ease, do you say it's strange?" Qi Manfu finally finished speaking in one breath, grabbed the wine jug and wanted to add a glass of sake, but the wine jug had already bottomed out, and he muttered in his mouth, "The mouth is faster than me, and he doesn't leave me some moisturizing throat" , turned around and flatteringly begged the lady standing by the palace pillar, and she brought another pot.

The delicate lady is only twenty-eight years old, the high-necked palace dress and the water satin fabric outline the figure concave and convex, and the rouge on the cheeks adds a touch of coquettishness. The little maid was peeking at the handsome boy, guessing that he was the Langjun of which family in the capital, but unfortunately he lost his eyes, alas, how sentimental! But suddenly a fat pig with a lewd smile broke into his vision, and he was staring at his small breasts and small waist, and the shyness on the little maid's face immediately turned gloomy, so don't turn her head and deliberately ignore it.

Qi Manfu was embarrassed, he didn't turn around, and he didn't call again, "Little girl, I'm tired of serving this table again!"

The Buddha face is really larger than the monk's face, and the little maid really asked crisply: "Does the son want the blue flame flower carving, or the East Lake brew, or the green plum after the rain?" The last word "what" was raised up, making a half-tongue sound, with a sweet and greasy taste.

Qi Manfu was even more embarrassed, he had seen a big difference, but he had never seen such a big one, and when he looked at the blind man again, his eyes were already full of jealousy.

"Ahem", Meng Yiwei was also quite speechless to this girl, "Sake is just to relieve greasy, let's go green plums after the rain! I'm tired!" sent the little maid to serve wine, and the six people at the banquet continued to talk about the magic and weirdness of the red phosphorus carp.

"Isn't it, this Huaqing Pond is taken care of every day, and the red carp doesn't have to worry about eating in it, and there are no natural enemies, so they stay and be willing to be pets?"

", if you are locked up in a palatial room, you don't have to order every day, and your meals are taken care of, but you can't step out of the threshold, would you like to?"

"Don't make any noise, I think this red phosphorus carp must be a psychic thing, sensing that this is the place where the dragon veins of the emperor palace are full, so I take this opportunity to absorb qi and cultivate, hoping to leap over the dragon gate as soon as possible and soar for nine days!"

"Qi Ergou, you can also tell me, why doesn't this fish go to the river and sea?" It was Lord Liupin Liu who asked about Qi Manfu, who led to the topic.

"How can there be so many words, people don't want to go, they just don't want to go, and the result is already like this, what reason are you still begging, it's not troublesome!" Man Fu hadn't recovered from the incident of being despised by the little maid, and dealt with it impatiently.

"The result should be like this, what reason are you still begging!" Man Fu's unintentional words made the blind boy tremble, and he muttered again, "The result is already like this, what reason are you still begging! Yes! Yes! The result is already like this, what reason are you still asking for!" After saying that, he got up, grabbed the bamboo pole that was exploring the way, and walked towards the outside of the Taiqing Palace. Everyone thinks that this son is so weird, he doesn't know how to come from the place, and he doesn't know how to go, don't you know that it's getting late, and he can't get out of the imperial city without a waist card?

When he arrived at the gate of the palace, the blind boy turned around and said to Qi Manfu's position: "Lord Qi, if you feel that life is boring, you might as well try to come to the study academy, I am very optimistic about you, you can take this for the time being, and return it to me next time we meet." After speaking, a wooden plaque fell on Qi Manfu's stomach, and Qi Manfu glanced at it blankly, with four words engraved on it - "Auxiliary Courtyard National Weapon".

Ignoring the situation behind him, Meng Yiwei walked out of the Taiqing Palace Gate, and walked along the long corridor that stretched on the left to the shadow wall in front of him.

"Yiwei, where to go, let the little brother-in-law find it!" There was a shout behind him, but it was not the prince of Qianjinjing.

The blind boy sighed and turned around, "Little brother-in-law, I'm here too, I've listened to the song, and I've drunk half a glass of wine." His Royal Highness King Jing, I'll go back!"

"No, no, absolutely not! Look at what kind of goods are coming from your academy! Except for the old master Cao Zhengdao, who is on the same level as you in the art of war of the Seventh Division, there is no one to support the façade. Wang Jinzhi's little miscellaneous hair, he is still known as the 'Seven Absolute Sons', what is the 'Qin, Chess, Calligraphy, Painting, Music and Ritual Tea', but he is missing a wine, and as a result, two cups of belly fell under the table, which is really embarrassing for his master Wang Lao Zamao. Others like Qin Boji, Chen Fengshi, and Liu Buyu are either reckless or god-like, Liu Buyu is still a man, a reed! If you don't tear down the banner, the prestige of the academy will be looked down upon by the barbarians of the island country!"

"This~"

"What is this, the honor of the academy is important, and the prestige of the Yu Dynasty is important. Without waiting for Meng Yiwei to hesitate, the bad daughter king dragged the young old master into the side hall and went straight to the Taiqing Inner Palace.

Entering from the side door of the side hall, bypassing the hanging platform flying water, skipping the hanging beam chime, and directly came to the land of the immortals and Buddhas.

Emperor Xiyu made a nine-step dragon wall above, the ochre black robe, embroidered with vermilion auspicious bats, hot gold dragon patterns, hung down to the first step, covering the entire dragon chair, looking at it from a distance, it felt magnificent, but the emperor's expression was faint, and it seemed that he did not belong. Next to the emperor was the emperor and queen dressed in red and covered with a thin veil, and it was rumored that the emperor and queen were slightly ill, so a white veil covered her mouth and nose, which made the courtiers who were looking forward to seeing the face of the sky feel sorry, who made the emperor and queen the most beautiful woman in the Dayu Dynasty? This has been the case for 20 years, and it is still the case today! But no one noticed that when the blind son stepped into the main hall from the side hall, the emperor's eyes, which had been calm until the faint level, suddenly lit up and were as bright as stars.

Meng Yiwei did not sit in the same place with King Jing, but there was Bai Yue's unique case of holding a kettle and drinking, Bai Qianqi was busy peeling crab and dipping juice from his robe sleeves, Bai Qianyu raised a glass to invite his companions to fight wine, and Bai Qianji threw himself into the cup just a hundred times bored, the first of which was called 'Wan Qilang', the latter two were the true princes, and Bai Qianji was the most favored little daughter of the emperor, nicknamed July. Of course, there are also a number of princes in fancy clothes who are biting their ears and greetings.

This time the Taiqing Inner Palace set up a family banquet, in addition to the guests to be invited to the banquet is not Zhou Island League, but also the master of the academy where the Dayu cultural context arsenal is located, the ministers with foreign surnames are not among them, even Yiwei's grandfather "Yiyan Gong" and uncle "Shili Hou" have not been invited, but "Yiyan Gong" has recently suddenly contracted a cold disease, and he has been lying on the couch for half a decade, so it is inconvenient to come. "Ten miles of waiting" has lived in the academy for a long time, and if you don't go out of the mountain gate for ten years, you won't come. It's just that the crown prince Bai Qianjian is not in the palace, it is said that he patrolled on behalf of the emperor and inspected the northern Xinjiang.

Meng Yiwei came to the academy, and on the other side was the delegation of the island country, and after glancing at it with hidden eyes, he withdrew his gaze. Sitting at the table, he sat next to the old master Cao, the old master looked very majestic, and his speech was quite festive, one old and one young, and the two academy masters asked and answered.

"Didn't run away?"—asked Narrow

"I was caught halfway!" - replied helplessly

"Hehe, you deserve it, you didn't drink for nothing!" - mocking rebuke

"Master Cao taught you a lesson!" - bowed his head respectfully

At this time, Liu Buyu gnawed on the sauce pig's trotters and said vaguely, "This time, the two masters of my academy went to the banquet in person, which can be regarded as giving the envoys of the island country a big face!"

"Just now, Master Cao has already talked about the Art of War in public, and several Changbing guards of the island country, oh, the general equivalent of my Dayu, dare not say a word, and listen carefully, lest they miss a word. Also, in the land of the island country, thousands of people, how can there be the variety of geographical phenomena, the complexity of marching troops, the confusion of longitude and latitude, and the strange and correct philosophy of soldiers!"

"However, there will be two small competitions later, one article and one martial arts, haha, there is a lively look, there is no vain!" Qin Boji's loud voice attracted the sideways glances of the guests on the seat next to him.

"Knock~Knock~" At this time, there was a sudden feeling of shaking from outside the palace, which caused everyone in the inner palace to look out of the door. I saw a big tripod from outside the palace into the palace gate, and then to the inner palace floating, close, everyone found that there was a person under the tripod, but this person was too short and thin, as if covered by the big tripod, so to give everyone the feeling as if the big tripod itself was floating.

"Hey", the soles of the people under the tripod exert force, the leather boots smashed on the floor, "bang" a loud sound, people holding the big tripod flew up together, over the six-foot height difference, and then "bang" fell to the ground of the Taiqing Inner Palace, fortunately the landing place is a bronze platform, otherwise it is inevitable to dig out the hole.

Unloading the tripod to the ground, the bronze foot and the brass ground collided, and the crisp sound of "ping pong". The people under the Ding finally saw his face clearly, only to see his six-foot short and thin body, a big head and a baby face, hanging triangular eyes, thick figure-eight eyebrows, and three tread lines on his broad forehead.

"Bai Shaoxian hunted the White Bull King, cut off the head of the White Ox, and dedicated it to the throne, so that the Emperor of the Bai Clan will be immortal!"

The big tripod is square, two threads and long horns emerge out of the tripod mouth three feet, the curious guests get up to look, the tripod is a huge white bull head.