Chapter 18: Funny Guy II

"Call me Heiya, the name doesn't matter. Where you need my help in the future, just say. The girl stretched out her hand.

Chu Jungui held her hand, and in the face of such a sincere girl, he didn't know what to say for a while. When the heavy machine gun was dropped, he didn't spare much of his hand, so that now he can't bear to use tactics to deceive her.

The black girl suddenly sneered, and then laughed.

"What's wrong?" the people around them rushed over.

The black girl raised Chu Jungui's hand to a high place and said, "Look at it, Xiao Jungui won't even take advantage!"

Chu Jungui's hand always maintained the appearance of just stretched out, and he didn't hold it firm at all. So it's not so much shaking hands with each other as it is the black girl holding him.

"So shy!"

"It's so cute!" the waitress at the bar also heckled.

Chu Jungui looked ignorant, not understanding what was happening.

"Maybe you're not good-looking enough...... someone said so much.

The black girl didn't reply, her voice was as cold as a cold wind, "Li Bin, if you can survive the end of the year, I will have a good fight with you again!"

Li Bin didn't want to show weakness, but suddenly thought of the catastrophe at the end of the year, and suddenly let out a long sigh, sat down dejectedly, and drank sullen wine with his head down.

Heiya stared at Chu Jungui and asked seriously, "Do you think I'm good-looking?"

Chu Jungui instinctively felt that this was a very serious question, and if he didn't answer it well, the consequences would be very serious.

He looked at Heiya seriously, quickly searched for the data in the boy's memory, analyzed and compared, and after about a second, there were three preliminary comparison results.

All three are celebrities, one of them is a man who is a high-ranking Star Alliance official, the other two are female reporters, and one is a female singer.

In this place, Chu Jungui's two intelligent function modules diverged.

In terms of appearance matching, the high-ranking officials of the Star Alliance are the highest, and the lowest is the singer. The numbers are there, indisputable. However, in terms of answers, the result given in the logical judgment part is a high-ranking Star Covenant official, and the tactical deception is activated again, and the answer given is the singer.

Based on the experience of these two days, Chu Jungui chose tactical deception.

"I'm face blind and don't know much about what looks good and what doesn't. I feel like you're a person, though. ”

"Like whom?"

"Ariana. ”

The black girl's expression changed instantly, and her speech suddenly became less fluent, "Ah, like this, how could it be, I never knew ......"

Qin Yi looked at the black girl, and suddenly said, "Don't say it, it's really a bit like it!" If Jun Gui didn't say it, I wouldn't have noticed. ”

"Yes. But she's a Federalist, do you have federal blood?"

A group of people gossip and make a lot of noise. In the end, Heiya really didn't know how to express her complicated emotions, so she could only toast three times in a row to calm her mood.

After a while, Qin Yi pointed to another girl and said, "Fang Yu, the second rich man of this session." She wanted to fight for you just now, haha!"

Of course, Chu Jungui had an impression of Fang Yu, not only in the restaurant, but also on the battlefield of survival. This is the girl who also makes him feel a little troublesome, and in the end he has to break the tree and shoot her head.

Fang Yu stretched out his hand and said, "Find me if you lack money." ”

Chu Jungui's hand stiffened, but he still stretched it out, and said Mu Ran: "Okay." ”

"There's one last ......"

Qin Yi didn't need to raise his hand, Chu Jungui had a gut feeling that he must be another acquaintance.

Qin Yi pointed to a guy who was white and clean and wore a pair of gold-wire glasses, and said, "Achen, the richest man in your year." Don't look at him as Sven, he's actually a very sinister guy. In the future, you must be careful on the battlefield of survival, this guy is the best at lying on the ground and sneaking up on the ground. ”

Chu Jungui naturally had an impression of this slightly mellow guy, and was almost successfully ambushed by him. Of course, the shot that Chu Jun gave him in the back of the neck would probably make him remember it for a long time.

"These guys are all thorns, and I can't do anything about them. Qin Yi said with a smile.

That's all for now. Chu Jungui understands that those who can drink with Qin Yi must have their own abilities, not just the same smell.

Looking at the thorns on the table, Chu Jungui smiled a little unnaturally.

At that time, in the forest, he would think so much, he would fight wherever he wanted, and he would easily eliminate those who stood in the way. Who knew that the guys who were unconscious in various positions at that time were all together on the table today.

What a coincidence.

Fang Yu suddenly smiled and said, "Look, you scared Xiao Jun's return!" he smiled so reluctantly. Come, sit down on my sister's side, if you are short of money......"

"You're stealing my lines again. Achen interrupted her.

"Why, you can't take care of so many girlfriends, and you still want to rob me of a man?"

Achen took off his glasses, wiped them slowly, then put them on, and said, "Change the taste, can't you?"

Chu Jungui sat still, and countless fist shadow footprints suddenly appeared in his vision, and there was a table, covering most of the people.

The table in front of him was sturdy and heavy, and if he slapped it hard, he would probably make most of his head unconscious.

In silence, Chu Jungui put a mark on Ah Chen and Fang Yu's heads respectively. In addition, he felt the need to download a higher version of Human Anatomy to know where the shock would hurt the most and last the most.

After the introduction, it's time for the core part, drinking.

Except for Qin Yi and Chu Jungui, in fact, everyone at the table had an extremely poor experience in this survival battle, they all died before they could get out of the school, and they didn't even know who did it, so they were all depressed in their hearts, and all their grievances were vented on wine.

So the old love and righteousness should be drunk, yesterday's grievances should be drunk, like-minded people should be drunk, and old hatreds and unresolved ones should also be drunk. After drinking, you don't care about the purpose, as long as there are people next to you and there is wine in the cup, you can drink it. If you can't even find anyone, drink with yourself.

One by one, the bottles are emptying faster and faster.

I don't know how long I drank it, but it was finally time for the wine to run out. Qin Yi was still able to stand up on the table, that is, he was a little shaky, and his eyes were confused. Others also mostly show excessive alcohol consumption, and most are able to move. The only two who drank and fell unconscious were Ah Chen and Fang Yu. The richest man and the second richest man don't seem to have an advantage in the wine field.

Chu Jungui can still walk, but he has to hold on to the wall.

A few thorns who can still walk look at him differently. At least after the first battle, in terms of the amount of alcohol, Chu Jungui has been recognized by them.

As for the battlefield of survival......

Chu Jungui felt that most people were actually very good, and as long as they didn't hit their guns in the future, they would better let them go.

Returning to his residence, Chu Jungui drank a large glass of water, and the wine on his body quickly dissipated.

As a test subject, he has a strong stomach, a strong liver, and a strong kidney, and the result is a high number of spirits, which are almost as refreshing and elegant as draft beer in his mouth. Even if it's not a test subject, there are really not many people who can be put down by a bottle of draft beer.

After waking up, Chu Jungui sat down in front of the workbench, activated the personal terminal, and the wall in front of him became a screen. He put his hand on the screen, verified his identity, and began to browse through the information, making up for the lack of common sense about the entire era.

As an experimental subject, Chu Jungui didn't need to know any common sense at all, and he could temporarily load it when he needed a test. In order not to interfere with the test results, unnecessary data residue is cleaned and eliminated after each test. Therefore, his understanding of the times and environment in which he lives is completely blank.

The memories that the PhD later fused to him were also quite limited about the outside world. The boy has lived in the space base for most of his life since he can remember, and his emotions are simple and fiery. Most of the teenagers' knowledge of the outside world comes from Star Alliance news, rather than personal experience.

Sitting in front of the terminal, Chu Jungui quickly browsed through the data target, and finally chose a brief history of mankind.

Before opening the data, he glanced at the system time, which showed that it was July 29, 3443 AD.

Entering the interstellar age, human beings still continued the era habit of the home star era, with the Common Era as the origin of the era.

The original human beings, after choosing the brain instead of sharp teeth and fangs as the main evolutionary direction, went through tens of thousands of years of evolution, and finally became the overlord on the home planet, creating a large number of civilizations.

From the birth of the first tool to the first time to leave the home planet and step into space, it took 10,000 years for mankind.

Although for the universe, 10,000 years is just a short moment, and the lifespan of stars is tens of millions or even billions of years, but human life is only a short hundred years, and 10,000 years is too long.

Since entering space, the home planetary civilization has entered a stage of explosive development. At that time, many people were predicting that in 50 or even 30 years, humanity would be able to enter a new stage of space habitation, and even immigrate to other planets would no longer be a fantasy. This optimism reached its peak when humanity first set foot on its home planet, the Moon.

Interestingly, optimism has been matched by the rise of various eschatological and pessimistic rhetoric. Many prophets believe that humanity will run out of oil, food, air, and water before the new millennium...... And so on and so forth. At that time, the new millennium was less than fifty years away.

All kinds of doomsday prophecies have come and gone, and they have never disappeared. Mankind continued at a pace until the new millennium, when oil was still abundant and coal was regarded as a polluting energy source. The population has been growing, long past the limits predicted by eschatologists, but food has also become more abundant.

Humans are gradually discovering that the carrying capacity of nature is much higher than expected. But there are still some people who stubbornly refuse to admit it, and continue to preach the fragility of the natural ecology, as if it only takes one small step by human beings that the home planet will collapse immediately.

In fact, human beings, at least at the time, were not as important to the home planet as they thought. If humanity moves forward too much, it is not the home planet that collapses, but itself. On the surface of the home star, a new group of organisms will continue to reproduce.

Human beings always think of themselves as more important than real, just like when looking in the mirror, the self in the eyes will subconsciously beautify 30%.

Times are still evolving, and so are human beings. It's just that the time when human beings really stepped into the journey of the sea of stars was much later than predicted. It wasn't until 300 years later that the first pioneers actually left the star system and embarked on a journey to explore deep space.