Chapter 119: It's all talent
Niu Decao said this with a serious face, which made everyone have a strong interest in this Yang Wei.
Could this guy really be a master of poisoning?
"Brother Niu, tell me how much he is teaching you. I'm most curious about these strange people and wonders. ”
Mo Qiuya rarely took the initiative to talk to Niu Decao.
"This Yang Wei is incredible! Without him, our whole religion would have to freeze in winter!
Just imagine, in the early morning of winter, you are so cold that you don't want to get out of the bed, what mood and strength do you have to practice martial arts?
As long as Yang Wei is here, all of us can lift the quilt on a winter morning, turn over and get up, and no longer freeze like a dog. ”
Niu Decao looked at Yang Wei's eyes full of awe.
"This kid is your Gu Poison Sect boiler burner, right?"
often dissatisfied, squinting his eyes, as if he saw through the meaning of Niu Decao's words.
"Brother Chang, with your IQ, you must have been a scholar in your family at the beginning, right?
I can't escape your eyes for anything, so it's no wonder you give me such a high-end question as "where do the eggs come from?"
I'm completely defeated by your IQ. ”
"Scholar, ball, prison...... I've got almost all of them.
Chang was dissatisfied and said lightly, as if these honors were very common, and he was already indifferent.
"Brother Chang, your physical fitness and IQ, I can think of being a student and a ball bully.
But how did you become a prison bully?" Niu Decao seemed to be very puzzled and jealous when he mentioned the word prison bully.
"Don't mention it, when I was young, I saw senior students from other schools coming to block our school year's beauties.
Of course, I was not convinced, and I ended up firing all four of them.
As a result, the father of these four boys is either engaged in news or is in charge of justice, and he has turned what was originally righteous and brave into a violent incident of a bad nature!
The rest of the things, as you can imagine, Brother Chang, I was detained for a few days.
However, with my personality and unconvinced character, I quickly won the title of prison bully.
I look at your boy's expression, as if he has a little knot in his mind about the word "prison bully", what's going on? ”
Chang asked rhetorically.
"Alas...... In other words, I was a well-known honest student.
It was a scorching summer, on the way out of school, the bus was particularly crowded, and there happened to be a beautiful woman with a hot body in front of me.
Since it was the first time that Benshao had close contact with this beauty, the adrenaline and hormones exploded in a blowout.
There are noticeable changes in certain organs, which make the other person feel noticeable.
If this is the end of the story, it will be complete.
But who knows, my second brother couldn't control the impulse that had been suppressed for many years, and squirted a few mouthfuls of vomit!
So I was arrested and transferred to a nearby police station, where I was killed.
The detention center was cold, damp, dirty, and smelly, and I finally waited for a chance to take a shower.
So I proposed to the discipline that I was afraid of the cold, and I should have a bath bomb when taking a bath.
The discipline promised to be fine, but when I was ready, and when Chi Guoguo stepped into the bathing area, the prison bully was waiting there early, and I will always remember his Mona Lisa smile and the tag transparent soap in his hand......"
Niu Decao wanted to cry without tears when he said this.
Mo Qiuya didn't understand what the two of them said at all, so she just asked herself curiously what she wanted to know: "What is the stoker who burns the boiler? Why have I never heard of it?"
"Hmm...... That's what the fireman means.
If you are heating in the house in Danwang Valley in winter, someone must be responsible for lighting the fire, right? This Yang Wei is the one who burns the fire in the Gu Poison Sect. ”
Chang was not convinced by the clear explanation.
"It's impossible, it's impossible for Lord Gu Gu to find a fire master from the Gu Poison Sect for this kind of occasion. ”
Mo Qiuya blocked her ears and refused to believe it.
Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and they all shook their heads helplessly and sighed, no longer explaining.
"Yang Wei, you're going to take over as the sect leader, why don't you tell me! Brother Niu can also invite you to have a drink!"
Niu Decao shouted at Yang Wei with a loud voice.
Yang Wei suddenly shivered, and looked around vigilantly, as if the thief had been discovered.
His face was pale, and his forehead and palms were instantly wet with sweat.
When he saw the cow grass in the audience, his head was even bigger.
Why, why did the third senior brother come here with some strangers? Sect Master, his old man, wouldn't he come too?
Yang Wei's legs were already shaking.
Shangguan Yi hurriedly comforted him with his eyes, signaling him not to panic, there was only one Niu Decao in the stands who knew him.
Only then did Yang Wei stabilize his mind and pretend that he didn't hear or see.
"Okay, you Yang Wei, the stoker pretended to be the young sect leader, and he pretended to be dumb with me and couldn't hear it, it's really bold. ”
Niu Decao said, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and was about to go on stage to smoke Yang Wei.
"You sit down first, the most embarrassing thing may not be your Gu Poison Sect!
Look at the Great Sect Leader of Shangguan, the extras invited this time may be even more embarrassing.
Let's watch their performances first, don't worry. ”
often dissatisfied, and pulled the cow grass.
"After watching this Breaking Bad's performance, you know how powerful Gu poison is, right?
But don't be afraid, if you go out to experience and encounter people from the Gu Poison Sect to make trouble, just mention Yang Wei's name.
Those people will be scared off on the spot. Shangguan Yi is still helping Yang Wei brag.
"It's time for me to play, right?" A dark-skinned teenager with a single knife in his hand couldn't contain his anxious emotions for a long time.
It seems that I want to go on a show!
"Next, let me introduce to you, this is the proud disciple of the Ten Thousand Laws Holy Sword Sect - Song Hefan!
This person has once chopped demon generals, chopped demon beasts, and a Zwilling sword, invincible and unstoppable.
Just before coming to our Danwang Valley, he had just been named the Quick Knife Master of the Year by Long Aotian, the master of the Ten Thousand Laws Holy Sword Gate.
The talent he brought to us today is a quick knife!
As for how fast his knife is, everyone will know after looking at it. ”
Shangguan Yi didn't make a fool of himself.
After a while, Song Hefan beckoned, and the "drama affairs" in several venues moved up to a table and a vegetable mound.
There are also cucumbers, carrots, potatoes, green peppers, raw meat, and so on......
"Is this Nima going to dry his hair, is he going to perform his own stunt of chopping melons and vegetables?"
Niu Decao was shocked this time, and the scene in front of him made him really unable to make up for it.
Song Hefan raised the knife in his hand, and a faint murderous aura spread.
He took out a whetstone from his backpack, and the demon of "Thorn Ridge ~~Thorn Ridge~~" inspired his Zwilling Treasure Knife.
After sharpening the knife, he roared: "Everyone, look at it...... Look at you!"