Chapter 024: Pick Thor to the pit
After getting the news of Mu Linshan's birthday, Chen Hao really had the urge to slap himself, but fortunately, today is not over yet, and it is still too late to remedy it.
"Thanks, little fat man. Chen Hao said immediately.
The little fat man on the other end of the conversation was puzzled, why are you thanking me? I borrowed money from you, and I want to thank you.
"Brother Hao, when will the money ......?"
Doodoo Doodoo......
Before the little fat man finished speaking, he heard a busy sound, obviously Chen Hao hung up the phone.
"I'm grass, what's the situation?"
The little fat man glared, thinking that the disconnection was due to a bad signal, so he immediately dialed it again.
"Brother Hao, what's the situation, why did the line suddenly disconnect. ”
Chen Hao said: "Little fatty, I have no money." ”
After speaking, Chen Hao hung up the phone again.
Joke.
Lend you money to soak my goddess?
Dream on.
If it is said that the little fat girl is another girl, let alone five hundred, it is five thousand, Chen Hao will not blink his eyebrows and give it.
Can you chase Mu Linshan?
Don't be silly.
Mu Linshan is Chen Hao's future wife, such a good woman, of course Chen Hao wants to keep it.
I can only be sorry for Chubby.
After hanging up the phone, Chen Hao is now sleepy.
He lit a cigarette and walked back and forth around the room with a cigarette in his mouth.
In my mind, I was thinking about what kind of birthday gift I should give Mu Linshan.
took a puff of cigarette: this gift must be special enough, shocking enough, absolutely unique, and unforgettable for her to last.
But what is unique and will she remember for the rest of her life?
Now Chen Hao's head is a little big.
I used to celebrate Li Jiaojiao's birthday, just to invite her to a meal, nothing special.
If you invite Mu Linshan to dinner...... I've already eaten it at noon, and it's obviously not appropriate to have another meal in the evening.
Moreover, birthday meals are too common, nothing special.
"Yes, there is. ”
Chen Hao patted his head: "Meteor shower, I'll give her a meteor shower." ”
There is also a reason why Chen Hao thought of meteor showers.
He and Mu Linshan only knew each other because of the meteor shower, and yesterday, when the meteor shower fell, Mu Linshan was interrupted by Chen Hao when she made a wish, and her wish was unsuccessful.
Yesterday, Mu Linshan also said that Chen Hao owed her a meteor shower.
Although this is just a coquettish joke, Chen Hao has always kept it in his heart.
Although I thought of sending her a meteor shower, the question came again, how to get this meteor shower?
It's not that you want the meteor shower to fall all day.
With Chen Hao's current ability, he can't make a meteor shower with a hundred.
However, Chen Hao has no way, it doesn't mean that no one has this ability.
The first thing that Chen Hao thought of was 'Thor'.
Chen Hao had already pitted the Thunder God once, and last time he had pit the 'Purple Thunder Pure Body Pill' and the 'Seven Treasures Earth Spirit Night' from him.
The 'Purple Thunder Pure Body Pill' had been used up and was eaten by Chen Hao.
And the 'Seven Treasures Earth Spirit Night' Chen Hao has not used it yet.
It seems that he can only be in the pit once 'Thor', who is called those immortals in the sky, Chen Hao has only been in contact with 'Thor'.
Chen Hao immediately took out his mobile phone, found Thor in the friend bar, and sent a message to the past.
The original text is: Hammer, you are so bold, with a series of angry expressions behind it.
Thor was flirting with a low-level fairy in the heavenly realm, and the two of them were chasing me and having a good time, the phone vibrate, and Thor picked it up and took a look.
It's a WeChat, sent by 'Flirting Sister Crazy God'.
I grass.
Seeing this message, the frightened Thor almost lost his mobile phone.
Old Gods-sama is angry?
It's terrible, my life is not guaranteed.
Immediately trembling and said: Lord Ancient God, Little God really doesn't know what happened?
Flirting Sister Ancient God: Hmph, you dare to use strong words, your 'Purple Thunder Pure Body Pill' contains such strong electricity, why didn't you tell me earlier?
Do you know that my mortal junior was electrocuted to death after taking the pill.
What are you guilty of?
After sending this news, Chen Hao couldn't help but snicker, but he didn't know if Thor would be fooled.
Thor: Huh?
Thor sent a surprised look.
It doesn't make sense.
The 'Purple Thunder Pure Body Pill' was refined by the Thunder God himself, and he naturally knew how much electricity it contained, although those electricity would make people feel pain, but the pain would not electrocute people at all.
However, he didn't think that the high-ranking Old God Lord would lie to him, after all, the identity of the other party was there.
Thor thought of thousands of reasons, and in the end, the only sure possibility was that the physical fitness of mortals had deteriorated.
The elixir of Thor was refined according to the system of thousands of years ago, when the immortals separated the previous human beings.
"Could it be that after thousands of years of development in the mortal world, the physique of human beings has deteriorated? Because of the deterioration of physique, it is impossible to bear the electricity and die?"
Thinking of this, Thor's cold sweat broke out.
He's afraid!
The other party is an ancient god.
It's a super big guy at the same level as Pangu and Nuwa.
It's a character who can't even be provoked by Sanqing.
This kind of character can collapse himself countless times with a single fart!
"It's over, it's over, what should I do now?" Thor now regrets dying, and he would not have given him the 'Purple Thunder Pure Body Pill' if he knew it.
He couldn't imagine what a tragic fate would have been for him when the wrath of an ancient god descended.
Just when Thor was at a loss, Chen Hao sent a message: Fortunately, I took action in time and pulled him back from the door of death, and now my junior is safe.
Thor finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the news, so he didn't blame himself?
The ancient god of flirting with the girl said again: But ......
Thor glared: Your sister, there is still but.
An ominous premonition arose, and he felt that something was wrong.
Chen Hao was even confused and deceived, and the most important thing was intimidation.
rushed down, scaring Thor so much that he almost went out of his body.
The conversation that followed naturally went much smoother.
What Chen Hao said, Thor had no intention of refuting it except for agreeing or agreeing.
......
"A meteor shower?"
Thor glared: "This ancient god is really good at playing, it seems that he has to split a few uninhabited planets." ”
Thor replied: "Lord Koshami, you can rest assured that your request will be met.
Looking at Thor's reply to this message, Chen Hao smiled.
Flirting madman: Remember, the time must be right, the location must be accurate, and don't deviate.
Thor: Don't worry, Lord Gushen, I won't be biased, I will thunder and lightning to the mortal world, and I will arrive at any time I want, and I will be on time.
Thor does things, Chen Hao is still quite relieved, after all, the other party is a god, and he often thunders and lightning to the mortal world, and he will not be wrong with his head.
After turning off WeChat, Chen Hao admires himself, even God can fool, I am so talented.