Chapter Forty-Six: It's Too Cruel to Do This!
It is true that it was not very pleasant to meet Jiang Xuan at first, and he was beaten firmly, but since he followed Jiang Xuan, what did Jiang Xuan do to him, the little zombie Jiang insisted on seeing it.
Just the residence, I cleaned up a room alone, bought a new quilt and bought new furniture, and did not favor one over the other because Chang Xiaotu came first and he came later.
Zombies are also sentient creatures, and from a certain point of view, this kind of monster transformed by humans is more 'spiritual' than humans.
Jiang Jian has been holding back in his heart these days, but he just thinks that he will not live up to Jiang Xuan's kindness.
For human beings, sleeping on a comfortable Simmons bed, covered with a blanket, blowing an electric fan, listening to the rain by the window in the middle of the night, hearing the wind in the forest outside the window, the first rays of sunlight shining on the ground through the window, and the early birds chirping, of course, are very comfortable sleeping environments.
As a zombie, although he is not afraid of light, he is really not used to sleeping on the ground!
Cold, dark, damp, silent as deathly underground, sleeping until midnight, occasionally a snake and a few rats or something come in, and you can have a supper.
It's his favorite sleeping environment!
He has been so insomnia almost every day, and he has never slept a good night.
"Oh, there is such a thing?" Jiang Xuan glanced at Chang Xiaotu.
It's no wonder that Chang Xiaotu is often seen arching the quilt into a nest and sleeping in it.
There is also the little rabbit she raised, which is placed in her room, and also sleeps in the nest, and every night when I check the room to see the way they sleep, I feel very similar, and there is this reason in it.
"You stupid boy, just say it. Jiang Xuan patted him on the shoulder: "Since it's a family, what will you say in the future, do you know?"
Jiang Gong nodded: "Master, I know." ”
"Then you mean, go back to the original cemetery to sleep?" Jiang Xuan asked, this is not very easy to do, it is too far away, you can't drive to pick him up every day, right?
Every night, send a child to the cemetery, and the next morning, dig up a child from the grave and take it home?
"No, no, just underground. Jiang Jian hurriedly explained: "Just dig a pit in the yard!"
"You kid seems to have made up his mind. ”
"If the master is in trouble, forget it, I can bear it. Jiang said with his head down.
"Don't bother!" turned around and shouted at the room: "Rabbit, stop playing games, come out and dig a hole with me!"
"Ahh
"Bury him!" Jiang Xuan pointed at Jiang Hard.
Chang Xiaotu rolled his eyes and muttered, 'It's better to drop it, what a waste to bury it......
......
The three shovels flew up and down, and after a while, they dug a large pit more than half a meter deep and one person long in the land close to the courtyard wall.
I didn't dare to dig too deep, and I had to dig it out for him tomorrow morning.
"By the way, do you want to buy a coffin or something?" Jiang Xuan was still not at ease, didn't all the vampires in the movie sleep in coffins.
The point is that he is very worried that Jiang Qiang will be suffocated in the soil, and when he is in the tomb, he also sleeps in a coffin.
Although there is no air, there is still a lot of space in the tomb, and the appearance in front of you is completely buried alive.
A zombie being buried alive will probably become a joke in the yokai circle.
"Thank you, Master, you don't need a coffin, that's fine. ”
Jiang Qiang naturally lay in the pit, put his two hands on his chest, and twisted left and right, "It would be more comfortable if it was bigger." ”
"Uh...... Dig a big hole for you another day, and I'll do it today. ”
Chang Xiaotu squatted on the edge of the pit, found a brick and handed it to Jiang Hard: "I'll use it as a pillow for you." ”
"Thank you, Bunny. Jiang took the brick, naturally placed it under the back of his head, and tilted his head left and right to adjust his sleeping position.
This style of painting is too weird, Jiang Xuan swallowed his saliva, and asked uncertainly: "That...... Then I'll start filling in the soil. ”
"I'm tired of the master!" Jiang said politely with his back to the sky.
He and Chang Xiaotu stared at each other with big eyes, Jiang Xuan gritted his teeth and nodded: "Fill it in." ”
"Okay!phew!bah!" Chang Xiaotu spat twice into the palm of his hand, and there was no spitting.
Roll up your sleeves and cheer!
You shovel and I shovel, and it didn't take long to fill the pit again, and it looked like a very ordinary piece of land.
"Do you want to build a grave for him or something?" Chang Xiaotu asked Jiang Xuan suspiciously.
She had seen graves in the mountains, all of them were big dirt bags, and for zombies, the graves were like the decoration of a human family, and they looked very shabby without them.
"I shouldn't need to, if we set up a grave, we will have to open it tomorrow, it's too troublesome. ”
Jiang Xuan is also a one-headed lawsuit, and he has no experience in burying children alive!
And burying a child alive with his own hands, this kind of thing is really psychologically stressful, even if the child strongly asks for it, but it always feels so guilty.
Not very relieved, he whispered to the ground: "Jiang hard, Jiang hard, how do you feel?"
There was no movement for a long time, and just when Jiang Xuan couldn't help but worry that Jiang Xuan was suffocating to death and was about to dig him out, he snorted, and suddenly stretched out a black and blue zombie arm under the ground, and waved at Jiang Xuan in the moonlight, signaling safety.
"It's so comfortable, I can't help but demonize. The sound of Jiang hard urn came from under the ground: "Master, can you please compact the soil a little." ”
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Chang Xiaotu was active in doing this kind of thing, got up and jumped around on the ground, and stepped on the ground tightly after a while.
The little rabbit lay on the ground, his little nose twitching at the soil, and he sniffed it curiously.
"That'...... Let's all go to sleep. ”
Jiang Xuan felt that his brain was very chaotic now, and he had to hurry back and sleep for a while.
I went to bed, tossing and turning, and couldn't sleep at all!
Who the hell can just bury a child and fall asleep, and perverts can't have such a strong psychological quality, right?
After sleeping for a while, I really didn't feel at ease, I didn't feel sleepy at all, I got up and ran to the yard to 'check the room', Chang Xiaotu slept soundly, and the little rabbit pouted his ass and snorted properly.
"Master, please fill in the soil on my face, let me sleep well, I really won't be suffocated to death......" The little zombie was very depressed, he was just about to fall asleep, and the door of his head was dug open, making him demonized for a while, humanized for a while, and he was about to go out of order.
"Okay, you sleep well, if you feel uncomfortable, call me as soon as possible." ”
Jiang Xuan can now completely understand how those parents with new children came over in the middle of the night.
Sleeping with a child is not a human life!
Tossed until more than one o'clock in the morning, Jiang Xuan really couldn't move it, pull it down, suffocate to death, suffocate to death, anyway, it's a zombie, it's a big deal to suffocate and become a zombie 2.0.