Chapter 227, being a dead rabbit
"Woo woo woo?" Sweet Vinegar looked up at Chen Haoran with puzzled eyes, and that expression conveyed: Why do you have such an expression?
Patting the sweet vinegar head, Chen Haoran shook his head and sighed: "Those rabbits will have top names in all walks of life in the future, such as troublesome rabbits, dead rabbits, immortal rabbits, three-point rabbits, and so on. They are a bunch of people who don't know where they were born, where they are going, and they don't know how they can appear anywhere anytime and anywhere. ”
"They look like ordinary living beings, eating, drinking, lazing and sleeping all of them, their favorite is carrots and flour baked hollow anise and ale wine, and then they will get drunk, they will be unconscious, they will vomit blood, they will have a blue nose and swollen face, they will have diarrhea, they can fart, but even if these are the same as normal life forms, they will not die, not only will they not die, but they will not even be able to pluck a single hair from their bodies!"
"When burned by lightning, they will turn into char or fire and run around, but they will not die, and they will return to their original state after three minutes. ”
"If you are crushed by a heavy object, you will become a piece of paper, but you will not die, and it will return to its original state after three minutes. ”
"Mental attacks will make them bleed at most, and armed attacks will make their noses blue and swollen at most, and after three minutes, everything will recover, and all the blood they drip will disappear automatically, and they can't be saved no matter how they preserve. ”
"No matter what means are used, you can't make them dismember, at most you can stretch them out and expand them, but after three minutes they will automatically return to their original state. ”
"That's right, that's where the nickname Triple Rabbit comes from, no matter how miserable they are because of themselves or external forces, they will return to their original state after three minutes. ”
"They are heartless, active, curious, and full of excitement about everything. Of course, this excitement does not last, but it is not lasting but uncertain, sometimes it will divert interest in three seconds, and sometimes it is still unswervingly pursued for three hundred years. ”
Saying this, Chen Haoran squatted down and untied the rope tied to Erha Sweet Vinegar's neck, which made Erha Sweet Vinegar shake his head and whine full of doubts.
"Well, those dead rabbits also have a characteristic, that is, they are particularly vindictive, and any character who has bullied them will be retaliated by them, and the revenge will not succeed, it will continue, and only if the revenge is successful will they divert their attention. ”
"And if you pounced on a rabbit and scared all the rabbits, they will definitely retaliate, and I untied the rope to make it easier for you to fight with them. You see, they're coming for revenge. Chen Haoran said as he pointed forward very indifferently and began to retreat to the side.
"Huh?" Erha Sweet Vinegar looked at Chen Haoran who was retreating, turned his head to look at the other side, and at this look, Erha Sweet Vinegar's eyes became dangerous, because the rabbit with a big ticket appeared in front of it.
Chen Haoran, who was copying his hands on the side, looked at these modern military uniforms all equipped with very cartoon versions, holding very cute pistols, rifles, and submachine guns, pushing a rabbit dressed as a general to hit the head, and the other soldiers and rabbits were all crowded behind the general's rabbit, waw wow and at the same time cautiously coming, he couldn't help but sigh again.
"Hey, these dead rabbits, like a treasure chest, can change their outfits at any time with their mood, and these costumes are very suitable for their image, very cute, but these equipment is also an inexplicable part, and those dead rabbits are the same, damaged can also be restored. ”
"How did these dead rabbits come about, why they have such immortality and recovery ability, the future is the target of countless people's exploration, but after contact with other people from the other world, they were shocked to find that these dead rabbits don't know how many years they have existed, and the technology that the dead rabbits take out will also be in line with the world technology in which they appear. ”
"For example, if they appear in the alien world of the medieval culture, then they will take out knight armor, and they will have mounts or something, that is, these equipment mounts and all that are cartoonish. And when you come to the interstellar world, you will naturally become a mecha battleship or something, which is also cartoonish. And now looking at their weapons and equipment from a hundred years ago, it is obvious that the world in this corner of the other world is a hundred years behind my world, if the whole world is complete, and if the people of my world can come in, it will definitely go crazy with joy. ”
Chen Haoran ended the topic with this self-talk, watching the sweet vinegar rush towards the big ticket rabbit with excitement and unbearable coaxing, those rabbits with all kinds of cute weapons didn't even fight back, they just screamed and turned around and ran.
Sweet vinegar has the experience of biting a rabbit last time, and directly picks up the rabbit that was pushed in the front, bites and shakes its head twice and shakes it as a cannonball to knock down a rabbit, and then pounces fiercely, biting, throwing, fluttering, and scratching the eighteen kinds of martial arts, and suddenly gives sweet vinegar a vote of rabbits, but more rabbits are headless like flies and screaming around.
When Chen Haoran saw a rabbit that didn't know how to run to Erha's sweet vinegar's back, the rabbit first directly covered his mouth and didn't dare to say anything, but after finding that Sweet Vinegar didn't care about it at all, and continued to desperately chase and bite other rabbits, the rabbit riding on Erha's back immediately had his eyes shining, grabbing Erha's fur with one hand, waving with the other, and screaming like a whoa, hehe, looking like an evil villain, bullying his companions with evil subordinates.
Then, when several rabbits saw this, they all became excited, and they pounced on Erha's back with a cry, and they also looked like a prancing horse galloping.
Seeing that Sweet Vinegar angrily threw these rabbits down, Chen Haoran shrugged his shoulders and muttered: "Sweet Vinegar, you ask for more blessings, now the rabbits' attention has shifted to how to ride on you." ”
Then he ignored the messy scene and walked to the rudimentary gun carriage on the side to check it out.
At the same time, the bigwigs of Xia Guo nervously watched the members of the special squad who had been urgently summoned line up into the black hemisphere, and watched these people with abilities disappear into the black hemisphere one by one, and they couldn't help but dance with their eyebrows.
There was even a big guy laughing and said: "Finally found out how to step into this other world, I don't know if this other world is stable and unstable?
"It should be no problem, Chen Haoran, this little guy has been in for so long, and this black sphere has not changed in the slightest, so there should be no problem. Another big guy said out loud.
"Wait!what's going on??, how did they get out of somewhere else?!," suddenly a big guy shouted.
Everyone looked fixedly, the personnel who had stepped into the black hemisphere before had already come out from the opposite side of the black hemisphere, and these people with special abilities were still vigilant at first, and when they saw that it was actually their starting place, they couldn't help but look at each other, and couldn't help but turn their heads to look at the huge black semicircle behind them.
"Hey, failed again. A big guy sighed.
"Why can Chen Haoran's little guy and that pet dog stay inside?" asked the big guy.
"Who knows, maybe he's special?"
"It seems that when Chen Haoran comes out, he has to do a comprehensive physical examination, and the same goes for that pet dog. Some bigwigs made such a decision, and the other bigwigs nodded one after another.