Chapter 70: Your Father
"Miss Xu, you guessed right, the old man left the simplest of the three questions to you!
I hope you will answer well and do not disappoint the expectations of the leaders for your young people. ”
Elder Qiu looked benevolent.
"Well, this question is indeed too simple. Xu Changyuan nodded.
This kind of question is a pit, and it can't be answered at all, let alone Xu Changkite, even the chief elder of the inner sect of the Liuyun Sect can't answer it!
The audience was in a commotion again, and they all sweated for Xu Changyuan.
Elder Qiu was even more triumphant, and a sinister evil smile swept over the cunning face of the old treacherous man.
This kind of question, there is no answer at all, I see how you answer it.
Xu Changyuan cleared his throat, pointed at Elder Qiu with his hand, and said in a loud voice, "Their name is "Your Father"!"
"What? what nonsense are you talking about?" Elder Qiu's smile stopped abruptly, and he was angry at the sudden answer.
"What? Am I not right? Elder Qiu has profound martial virtues, so he should know the truth that "the dead are great", right?
These Liuyun Sect disciples sacrificed for the sake of the sect, is it too much for you to call the martyrs a father?
Isn't that what an elder in charge like you should do? At the beginning of the conference, what you said about implementation, execution, implementation, and prominence, is it all fart?"
Xu Changyuan threw out the big hat of justice and suppressed Elder Qiu.
Elder Qiu was stunned, squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said, "Well, I call them Dad, it's not too much." This is what I should do. ”
Originally, I wanted to design Xu Changkite to make her retreat, but I didn't expect that I had eaten this kind of big deflated, and Elder Qiu had a pain in the egg for a while.
"Since all three of us have the right answers, let's judge who is the best answer!
I think everyone's eyes are bright, and in this judging session, you will definitely not be able to fool it if you play shady again. ”
Xu Changyuan was a little impassioned, she really couldn't get used to the way the elders operated.
"Wait, Gan believes that this matter should not be so hasty and decided immediately.
Miss Xu's question is too simple and biased against the fairness of the competition, so I suggest an additional question. ”
Elder Gan, who had been reading "Winter and Summer" silently every day, suddenly spoke.
"Elder Gan, your old man, you don't speak at the conference, you don't speak at the small meeting, but the prostate is inflamed!
No wonder you have been sick for a long time, and if you continue like this, I am afraid that the living will be suffocated to death by urine!"
Xu Changyuan saw that Elder Gan suddenly came out to find fault, so he was neither yin nor yang, and made a pun.
Elder Gan was shocked because no one knew about the prostatitis he was suffering from.
His level of secrecy about this matter can be said to be so extreme that even his own family does not know.
Could it be that this Xu Changkite saw the old man's stubborn illness? Impossible, absolutely impossible, I must have thought too much.
So Zhengse said: "Miss Xu, I don't understand what you mean, but the question of the extra game is very necessary." ”
"If you have to insist on it, I'm afraid your unspeakable hidden will enter an explosive period within half a month;
When the time comes, your death will be extremely ugly and obscene, and you won't have to be afraid that your relatives, friends, and disciples will know about your stubborn illness......!
If it was a temptation before, this time Xu Changyuan almost had to explain his words this time.
"You...... You girl, you talk nonsense...... What's inside, can you take a step to speak?"
Elder Gan immediately relented, after all, his stubborn illness was broken by the other party.
It seems that the other party obviously has a way to heal, and if he doesn't put down his body at this time, will he really have to wait until he dies!
In front of the vast majority of people, dignity can be laid down for the sake of life and death.
Elder Qiu and Elder Zang invariably showed strange eyes, could it be that this Lao Gan is really the legendary boo fork, tick-tock?
Looking at the situation, it's obvious that this little girl is broken!
Xu Changyuan was reluctant, and was pulled behind the screen of the venue by Elder Gan.
"Elder Gan, be respectful, I'm still a pure girl, you are an old coffin, you are pulling and pulling with me, what's the matter?"
Xu Chang's willow eyebrows are upside down, and his apricot eyes are round.
"Long kite...... , don't think about it, I'm also in a hurry. Elder Gan was full of shame.
"What are you anxious about? I think you're in a hurry to urinate, right? Didn't you say that the extra game question is necessary? Then I'll go to the extra game!"
Xu Changyuan spread his hands, looking indifferent.
"Oh, my aunt, you really guessed it, you are really a god!
I don't even know about my hidden disease, how do you see it?
Is there any secret recipe to cure me, the happiness of the second half of my old life, but it all depends on you!
Oh yes, that's the plus-game question, just because I didn't say it, when I was a dog fart. ”
Elder Gan pleaded.
"Hmm...... Actually, your disease is not very difficult to treat, the main reason is that you are not prepared for activities during your cultivation.
As a result, your two veins are blocked, and if you want to be healed, you must first open the veins.
Then supplemented with a special medicinal decoction to moisturize, it can be completely restored. ”
Xu Changyuan pretended to be deep and said.
"Then, then you can heal me now. "Elder Gan couldn't wait.
"For the sake of your good attitude of repentance and sincere attitude of confession, I will help you get through the context first, and after the selection is over, I will send you the prepared medicinal soup. ”
Xu Changyuan came to let the other party see the curative effect, and secondly, he was afraid that Elder Gan would change his hexagram and affect his selection, so he kept a hand.
"Okay, okay, let's get started. I can't wait!" Elder Gan was both excited and nervous.
"Well, you close your eyes, spread your legs apart, squat down and tell me when you're ready. ”
Xu Changyuan said the treatment plan.
Elder Gan didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly prepared according to the instructions, his horse walked steadily, his eyes were closed, and he urged: "I'm ready, I can start." ”
Xu Changyuan walked up to Elder Gan with a wicked smile, used all his strength, picked up his right foot, and kicked Elder Gan's crotch fiercely.
"Bang~~"
"Wow~~Yo~~Yo~~"
Elder Gan jumped up in pain, and flew up like a monkey with the sound of breaking wind.
"Poof~~" The moment he fell, his face turned pale, foaming at the mouth, and said in a trembling voice: "It hurts, it hurts Lao Tzu...... What kind of therapy are you?"
"It's right to hurt, it's not going to work, it's not painful, your blood is blocked, how can you cure your old problem if you don't make some effort to get it through?
Why do you have so many things? Cure a disease, but you are afraid of pain, and you talk a lot!
If you don't say it early, it will hurt me, oh, my aunt and grandmother, I have worked so hard. ”
Xu Changyuan was so unhappy.
"You...... Where are you curing the disease, you are taking advantage of my illness to kill me!"
Elder Gan said, climbed two steps, and grabbed Xu Changyuan's ankle.