Chapter Eighty-Eight: Sending Blessings to the U.S. Army
The irresponsible remarks of a major general made netizens completely fried.
"Ninety-nine tank garbage, you seem to know the real data of ninety-nine. ”
"One more to fight five?
"In the first Gulf War, one M1A1 only defeated three monkey T72s, do you really think you have become a god?"
"The myth of indestructibility is just a self-boasting blockade of news by the US military. ”
"If you have the ability, eat me with a red arrow 12 and try it!"
"I have nothing to say about your hacking Chinese movies, you hack me Da Jiujiu and my disciples, I can't bear this!
"As a joke, the PLA is illiterate. ”
"It was decades ago. ”
"If you want to join the army now, you have to have a high school degree. ”
"Now there are a lot of college students in the People's Liberation Army!"
"To put it mildly, even if you can't read, you will still be taught to be a man!"
"Yes, in the Peninsula War, the Eight-Nation Coalition encountered a turtle, and it was not a gray retreat. ”
"If you want me to say, the U.S. military is just under-trained. ”
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On the other side, when the public knew that the godfather was speaking, he found the backbone of his heart, and he quarreled with netizens.
"Jiujiu is indeed not the opponent of M1A2, why can't Ah Lu Zai recognize the reality!?"
"Yes, everything on the continent has heart disease, tanks, planes, and battleships. ”
"The heart is not good, everything is empty. ”
"Do you want to compete with your godfather in weapons?
"The army of the Agong Zai is not good, it will only rely on the large number of people and use the tactics of crowds to fill it. ”
"yes, I feel red for them. ”
"The major general has a point, the A-Gongzai will only be obscene with the power of the country now. ”
"A shoddy trick is just a deception of the military blind. ”
"They can only fool their uneducated people. ”
"Do you think everyone else is a pig?
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When netizens saw it, they were angry and went back.
"To tell a joke, my godfather is better than you, better than you!"
"My godfather has a series. ”
"It's just that your godfather has it, and you don't have it. ”
"yes, it's not yours, what are you excited about. ”
"Our weapons are indeed far behind your godfather, so we must persist in developing for a hundred years without wavering!"
"Mmmm, insist on development, can't relax!"
"In the eyes of the Chinese, there has always been only one opponent, and that is foreign countries!"
"Everything has to be compared with foreign countries!"
"Fight with the sky, fight with the earth, it's fun!"
"Rabbit: You forced me!"
"Speaking of crowd tactics, Wanwan is really ignorant, crowd tactics are just a fig leaf for your beautiful father, you really stick gold on your face. ”
"Don't be misled by the TV series, the TG on the Korean battlefield uses a three-three system tactic. ”
"After your godfather was taught a lesson by TG, he also learned this tactic from TG during his honeymoon period, but he just couldn't learn it. ”
"These well-known cents are really underdrawn, after pumping the left face, send the right face. ”
"Looking forward to being slapped in the face by the spokesman of the Ministry of Defense again. ”
"Hopefully it's a little bit more powerful again. ”
Although even netizens themselves are not very confident in this new armored vehicle after listening to the words of the major general, they still expect the spokesman of the Ministry of Defense to come up with evidence again and slap the face of the US major general and the public name.
But in fact, this is no longer possible, if Lin Chenxi doesn't speed, he will go back, it's not a big deal. But it's better to divert attention now, otherwise the image of the People's Liberation Army will be damaged, and Lin Chenxi will also be targeted by public opinion, although it is estimated that she will not care.
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In a highway service area, the bus stopped there, and Lin Ziyu said that it was resting, but in fact, he was taking a gap to make fun of his daughter.
"Xixi, the major general of the US Army said that you came out of the mountains, and also said that you are backward in thinking, and the armored vehicles you designed cannot keep up with the times. ”
"What? A primitive ape man dares to say that I came from the mountains? See if I don't kill him!" Lin Chenxi was furious, a backward primitive earthling, he actually dared to say that she came from the mountains!
You're just a mountain!
Your whole family is in the mountains!
Have you ever been to an alien planet?
Have you ever seen a starship that destroyed a planet with one shot?
Have you ever seen a starry beast that feeds on stars?
The earth has never been out, who gave you the courage to dare to say that a strong man who has traveled around many planets came out of the mountains!
"Don't don't, don't, if you really kill him, it's not easy to clean up!" Lin Ziyu hurriedly grabbed his daughter.
"No, you can't just let him go!" "Dare to say this about her, how can she do it if she doesn't go back!
Half an hour later, in the anticipation of netizens, the spokesman finally spoke again, but this time it was not the spokesman of the Ministry of National Defense, but the spokesman of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
"Regarding the inappropriate remarks and malicious slander of a certain US Army major general, the chief designer of the new armored vehicle has something to say, and now I will connect with Chief Designer Lin. ”
After a while, the phone connected.
"Hey, hey, okay, okay?" Lin Chenxi's impatient voice came from the phone.
"Well, okay, okay, Chief Designer Lin, what do you want to say to the major general of the US Army, you can say it now. ”
Then there was a coquettish girl's scolding voice on the phone:
"You are a bald man who hangs on the door to ward off evil spirits and hangs on the bed for contraception, and you dare to say that your aunt's car is backward? Do you have the ability to pull it out and practice, and see if I don't shoot any of your rubbish tanks on the ground, and you can't deduct them! I also curse your submarines to go out and hit volcanoes, warships to go to sea and crash into merchant ships, aircraft carriers to catch fire, planes to hit birds, and tanks to overturn the bottom of bridges...... Well...... "Hmm...... "I wanted to scold on the other side of the phone, but it looked like someone had covered my mouth, and then the phone was cut off."
Even the experienced Dulei was stunned for a moment when he encountered this unexpected situation, and then he reacted, coughed twice, and translated in English seriously:
"Just now Chief Designer Lin praised the appearance of the Major General is really extraordinary, and she said that she has the opportunity to have a good exchange with your country's most advanced tanks, and finally, she also sent heartfelt blessings to your country's military equipment, hoping that your country's equipment will get better and better. ”
Soon, this video was uploaded to the Internet, and netizens watched it and laughed.
"Poof, hanging on the door to ward off evil spirits, hanging on the bed for contraception is a compliment? I don't read much, don't lie to me!"
"It's obviously that I despise American tanks and want to teach them a lesson, but I say it's an exchange ......"
"Heartfelt blessings, a vicious curse!"
"Don't you want to be so naughty!"
"A serious nonsense!"
"If you don't accept the wall, I'll obey you!"
"Bullying crooked nuts don't understand Chinese series!"
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Then the mysterious Chief Designer Lin became popular, and the serious and nonsense Du Lei also became popular, and the most speechless thing was that the major general took Du Lei's words seriously, and publicly stated his position with an arrogant posture: disdain to communicate with backward and barbaric turtles, which is not beneficial to the US military at all, and wastes taxpayers' money!
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