Chang Yi said to the camera: "Today's game is over, so the feature film begins, that is, Ichiro Kitano and Xixi from RB will taste alien food together, are you looking forward to it?" Okay, we have Mr. Ichiro Kitano." ”

Kitano Ichiro walked out of the backstage, only to see that his face was full of scum, his face was tired, and his eye sockets were deep, and it seemed that he definitely didn't have a good rest last night.

Chang Yi said with a smile: "It seems that Mr. Kitano is also looking forward to it, and he didn't sleep well all night." But also, I'd look forward to it if I changed it, after all, there aren't many people who have tasted alien food, and there are only rabbit special forces and a group of people. ”

Kitano Ichiro's heart has begun to scold his mother.

Expect?

Looking forward to a fart!

You dare to eat?

However, in order not to damage the dignity of the Dahe nation, he had to pull the corners of his mouth and say: "Looking forward to it, of course looking forward to it." ”

Lin Chenxi walked over from the judges' seat and said, "Mr. Kitano is looking forward to it, I have prepared a big surprise for you today." After speaking, Lin Chenxi clapped his hands, and a truck drove in from the gate and unloaded a box covered with a red cloth.

Lin Chenxi lifted the red cloth and said exaggeratedly: "Oh, look, this is it, the extremely poisonous alien creature - the purple pufferfish!"

Chang Yi complained: "Xixi, you are so good at selling it, why are you opening it so quickly? Wait, this thing is poisonous? It has something to do with puffer fish?"

"It has nothing to do with the pufferfish.,It's just a little similar.,So it's called that.,It's good to respond to this RB friend.,Who told him to be so persistent with the pufferfish.。 ”

Chang Yi pointed to the contents of the aquarium and complained: "This is still called looking alike? It's a long way off, okay? You are too casual in naming it, right?"

The so-called purple puffer fish in the aquarium is a shiny purple mass of flesh with a few short and fat tentacles, which is more suitable for an octopus than a pufferfish.

"It's quite similar, it's not only inflate, it's poisonous. Saying that, Lin Chenxi put his hand into the aquarium and pulled the tentacle and played with it a few times. Frightened, the purple mass of flesh quickly inflated and inflated, eventually turning into a balloon with twelve short and thick tentacles.

Chang Yi couldn't help but be taken aback when he saw Lin Chenxi actually touch it with his hands, and took two steps back, "Xixi, why did you touch it directly with your hands?

"It's okay, such a weak fellow, he can't afford to make any waves. ”

"Okay, how poisonous is this thing? Can you do an experiment?"

"Okay. ”

So a few free-range chickens in the food area fell into blood mold and were caught as guinea pigs.

Lin Chenxi first squeezed a drop of purple blood from the purple puffer fish into a bucket of water, stirred it with his hands, and then got a drop from the bucket into another bucket, stirred it again, and then let a free-range chicken take a sip, and within ten seconds, the poor chick kicked his legs wildly, and he was dying.

"Looks like it's going to be diluted a few more times, hey, Mr. Kitano, where are you going?"

"I, I'll go to the bathroom. ”

Lin Chenxi diluted it twice, and after the chick drank the water, it didn't have a single life, but the whole chick looked stupid, and kept drooling, and the situation was not much better.

Chang Yi has already hid far away, the poison of this thing is too terrifying, it has been diluted four times and it is so powerful, it is glued to it, so what is it?

"Xixi, are you sure you want to eat?"

"Sure, as long as this thing is handled properly, it is non-toxic. ”

Lin Chenxi has already started to kill fish and take meat, don't look at her can't cook a boiled egg, it's just that she doesn't want to learn, with her ability and IQ, she really wants to make a dish and sprinkle water.

It didn't take long for a dish of boiled fish to be ready.

Lin Ziyu's eyes widened in the judges' seat, "This, this is really Xixi, it won't be a pretend, right?

Lin Chenxi didn't follow, "Dad, that's what you said!"

"Uh, I'm sorry I missed my mouth. ”

Lin Chenxi: "......"

Fat Li smelled the aroma and ran to the front of the stage, "Xixi, this thing is really not poisonous?"

"It's not poisonous, you still can't trust me?"

"I'll taste it, well, it's delicious, it's really delicious. Li Fatzi tasted a piece without fear of death, and then he couldn't stop his mouth at all, and kept picking up the meat and stuffing it into his mouth. "As soon as Tingshuo is built, the more flattering he is, forgive Zhende. (I've heard before that the more poisonous it is, the more delicious it is, but it's true.) ”

Lin Ziyu saw that Li Fatzi was eating happily, and couldn't help but pick up a piece and taste it, and then, like Li Fatzi, he couldn't stop the chopsticks at all: "Da coward, this piece is mine, don't grab it!"

"Mine, mine, it's all mine, feather, you go on your side. ”

The two argued, and soon a plate of boiled fish bottomed out.

"I said you're enough, Mr. Kitano hasn't eaten yet!" Lin Chenxi saw that the dishes he had worked so hard to prepare were almost gone, and he began to go crazy.

Lin Ziyu was stunned when he heard this: "That's right, what about that little devil? Didn't you say that you went to the toilet, why haven't you come back for so long?"

Fat Li still had meat stuffed in his mouth, "It can't be that he ran away, right?"

"Probably not, it's not good for him to run away. ”

Chang Yi said: "I'll urge it." Then he ran to the toilet with the cameraman.

A few minutes later, Chang Yi returned, "The person is gone!"

Fat Li's eyes widened: "Really?"

"Really!"

"Wow, that's great, he ran away, I can continue eating!" Da Yi jumped up with joy when he heard the little devil run.

Viewers in front of the TV.

"Did you really run away?"

"That's too cowardly, isn't it? What kind of bushido spirit are you talking about?"

"One set on the surface and one on the inside, this is the true face of the little devil! Just like their manufacturing industry, what kind of craftsman spirit is blown, it is actually the spirit of Ju craftsman!"

"Yes, although he says that he is not afraid of death, his body is very honest. ”

"What's more, this purple octopus is very poisonous, so my father-in-law and Da Xin Xixi dare to eat it with confidence, and others will never dare. ”

"If he sees his father-in-law and Da Yi eating so happily, will his intestines be remorseful?"

Because Ichiro Kitano ran away, the show had to end early, and everyone went home.

When Lin Ziyu's family returned home, Chu Lie was already waiting, "Xixi, I have something to tell you." ”

"What's the matter?" Lin Chenxi followed Chu Lie to a corner.

Chu Lie's face was solemn: "Kitano Ichiro is missing!"

Lin Chenxi was a little strange: "Didn't he run by himself?"

"Due to his sudden disappearance, for security reasons, I had people check the surveillance cameras and the surveillance flies around the village, and there was no trace of him, he was like he disappeared out of thin air after entering the toilet!"

"You don't suspect I did it, do you?"

"It's okay that you did it, but what I'm most afraid of is that you didn't do it!" Chu Lie took out a cigarette and lit it, took a deep breath, and spit it out, "Recently, the number of missing people around the world has suddenly more than tripled, and I suspect that Ichiro Kitano's disappearance has something to do with it!"