"Xixi, move the pot to the left a little, I'm going to take a picture." Lin Ziyu commanded his daughter, clicked two more photos, and posted them on Weibo.

Netizens looked at the fire set up under the upside-down four-horned eel, with a large iron pot on it, boiling water, and they couldn't complain.

"Father-in-law, are you killing pigs?

"Poor four-legged fish, treated like a pig. ”

"It should be treated like a sheep, and such a picture often appears among the pleasant goats. ”

"I'll just say how the picture is so familiar, it turned out to be cosplay Pleasant Goat. ”

"Father-in-law, you really eat it, isn't it supposed to stay in the laboratory for such a rare animal?"

"yes, it feels a little bit violent. ”

......

Lin Ziyu doesn't care, this strange creature, if you want it, you can just catch it. So after taking enough photos, Lin Ziyu let his daughter slaughter it, put a handful of chili peppers, and boiled the fish in a pot.

Looking at the boiled fish with red oil and aroma, Lin Ziyu picked up a piece, then stretched out to the swallow's mouth and said, "Come, swallow, taste your sister's craftsmanship." ”

The swallow opened its small mouth and took a bite gently, and as soon as the meat was in its mouth, the swallow's little face wrinkled into a meat bun, and then spit out the contents of its mouth.

"Is it too spicy?" Lin Ziyu picked up a piece of meat, tasted it gently, and then his face changed, and he ran to the side and vomited wildly.

Not long after, Lin Ziyu's Weibo was updated again, and two pictures were posted, one was the little face of the swallow wrinkled into a bun, and the other was Lin Ziyu who looked like he had eaten Xiang: This boiled fish has Xiang!

Netizens were happy.

"Haha, you want to taste everything, and now you have something unpalatable, right?"

"Let such a young daughter taste it first, father-in-law, what about your conscience?"

"The swallow is so cute, like a wrinkled meat bun. ”

"I really want to pick it up and take a bite, just a bite!"

"While my father-in-law is not paying attention, picking up the swallow is a 100-meter sprint!"

......

Not long after, Lin Ziyu posted another photo, it was a vomiting earth dog: I don't even eat dogs, how anti-human this thing is!

Netizen: "......"

"In the future, it's better to call Xiangyu!"

"Are you insulting Xiang!"

"Why don't you just tell the dog to ignore the fish. ”

"It's better to call the dog to vomit. ”

"How's the nightshade sweetfish?"

"Ten mile?"

When a certain research institute of foot pan chicken saw the name given to the four-legged electric eel on the Internet, he was so angry that he vomited blood, and the damn Zhina man not only ate the experimental subjects he had worked so hard to cultivate, but also disgusted and unpalatable!

No, I have to get revenge!

I'm going to wash away today's shame with blood!

On a driving pitch-black bullet armored car, Lin Ziyu was trying her best to please her little daughter, because she had just made her eat unpalatable food, the little girl said that she was very unhappy, and the consequences were very serious, she would ignore the stinky poop for three days!

Lin Ziyu tempted her with the brewed, fragrant milk, but the tricks that were tried and tested didn't work today.

"Little girl, don't be angry with Dad, Dad didn't mean it, Dad didn't know that this thing smells fragrant and smells bad, if I had known, I wouldn't have tasted it for you. "This thing is just the opposite of stinky tofu, stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes fragrant, this thing smells fragrant, and it tastes very unpalatable.

Lin Ziyu promised: "As long as the little baby doesn't hate Dad, Dad will take you to have fun later." ”

The swallow's eyes rolled, very moved, but in the end it was not enough to turn its head away.

"When you're done, I'll take you to eat cake, okay? Lin Ziyu gestured.

The swallow actually began to drool, but the little face was still pretending to be calm.

Lin Ziyu saw her daughter's cute little appearance, and couldn't help but hug her, and kissed her twice.

The swallow was tickled by the poop, and finally couldn't hold it anymore and giggled.

In the next half month, Lin Ziyu's family traveled comfortably to half of the motherland, but soon, their comfortable life came to an end, because someone was looking for trouble.

Early this morning, before Lin Chenxi woke up, he was woken up by Chu Lie's phone.

"Hey, Uncle Chu, why did you call so early today?"

"Xixi, something is wrong, the stick and the foot coiled chicken took the lead and bombarded us, saying that we colluded with the whip star people and trafficked people to aliens as slaves, and we were rapists. ”

"Collusion with aliens, human trafficking, human rape? Eh, are these people pig-headed? Aliens will be rare and fragile human slaves? This is too much to think of yourself, people are all using robots, okay?"

Chu Lie said in a deep voice: "They are creating bargaining chips, and you also know that in the past half month, the signs of the activities of the black-robed people have decreased significantly, but the number of missing people in the world has increased significantly. The countries of the world could no longer hold it back, and it was exploded, causing a huge panic.

And in all countries in the world, we are the only ones who do not have the activities of the black-robed people, and there is no disappearance of a large number of people, coupled with the relationship with aliens, naturally some people will suspect us, and under the guidance of some well-intentioned people, they will naturally come to denounce us.

The current situation is not optimistic, many Chinese shops have been smashed and looted, and some Chinese have even been physically injured!

This is not the most troublesome, many foreign Chinese companies are the real trouble, they have signed a large number of orders a few days ago, and now they are making trouble, unable to start, if the order can not be completed, they will face huge compensation, and even go bankrupt!"

"Is this forcing us to clarify?" Lin Chenxi was not stupid, and immediately thought of the purpose of these people.

"That's right, it's forcing us! Let's prove our innocence with our actions, and find our trouble by the way. ”

"Good idea!" There are two direct ways to prove it, one is to find out the real culprit behind the scenes, so that they can drive the tiger and the wolf and get rid of their own intractable enemies. The second is to let them communicate with the whips, preferably to visit the planets where the whips live, and establish diplomacy.

How do you look at this plan, how vicious, it has just begun, and it has caused huge economic losses to the flower planters, not to mention that the shops were smashed and robbed, and foreign Chinese companies stopped working for a day, how much money did they have to lose, and this is not counting the huge compensation for the unfinished order.

It's really a benefit, they take it all, and the loss of dirty work is all borne by the flower grower.

Lin Chenxi thought for a while and said, "Let's evacuate the overseas Chinese first, and then withdraw the people." Also, don't they want to establish diplomatic relations with the Whip Starmen? Let them build it! Hmph, what if they take advantage of it for a while, I'll let them spit out all the food they eat in the future!"