Midday.

Lin Dad and Lin Mom finally came back with Lin Chenxi, and there was a small truck behind the car, which was actually loaded with a big fat pig, which made Lin Ziyu a little sluggish.

"Why did you buy a pig and come back?"

Lin Chenxi spread his hands and said, "Grandma said that the pork in the vegetable market is not good, and it is all fed with feed, so she simply went to a village and bought a big fat pig, saying that the meat is good, fresh and affordable." ”

"I have no opinion on buying a local pig, but the question is, who will kill this pig?"

"Well, why don't I build a pig-killing machine now?"

Lin Ziyu: "......"

Speaking of girls, if you build a machine, the workload and difficulty are many times greater than if you kill a pig.

Mother Lin grabbed her granddaughter who rolled up her sleeves and was about to do a big job, and said, "I have already invited the pig killer, so don't participate in the peace." ”

Not long after, the pig killer came in a motorcycle, an old man in his sixties.

Lin Ziyu looked at it, secretly pulled Mother Lin, and asked, "Why are you so old?"

"I'm old, I'm more experienced, I'm good at craftsmanship, uh, probably. "Mother Lin is also a little unconfident, mainly because she sells pork now, basically she goes to the slaughterhouse to buy the goods, she hasn't killed a pig for a long time, and she is so old, it is really not reassuring.

After hearing the conversation between Lin Ziyu and Lin Ma, the pig killer was happy and said: "If you want to kill alien monsters and make high-tech or something, I can't compare to your daughter, but when it comes to killing pigs, it's not me who brags, your daughter can't compare to me!"

Lin Chenxi was a little embarrassed and said, "How can you compare me to me?"

The pig killer smiled and said, "You are a celebrity in our town, speaking of you, who doesn't give a thumbs up, who is beautiful, smart and powerful, I don't compare with you, can I compare with your father? ”

Lin Ziyu muttered dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong with me? I've tamed alien monsters anyway!"

Everyone was laughing, and Lin Chenxi said, "Dad, you can also get this record." ”

When the bear children in the village saw that they were going to kill pigs, they all ran over to see the excitement, but they were soon chased back by the parents, saying that it was too bloody and not allowed to be seen. How could this group of bear children be willing, they all sneaked out, avoided the sight of their parents, and watched.

The pig killer asked, "By the way, is the water boiled?"

Lin Chenxi replied: "I don't need to boil the boiling water in my house, just turn on the faucet." ”

The pig killer saw that the faucet was actually flowing hot boiling water, and exclaimed: "It's really high-tech, worthy of Xixi." ”

Lin Ziyu was speechless, what is this about high technology? In other words, it is really high-tech, and it may not have been invented by Xi Xi, it may have been bought.

The pig killer shouted, "Come and help me hold the pig." ”

Lin Chenxi rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'll come." ”

As a result, he was about to start drying, but he was pushed aside by the pig killer, "This kind of rough work is not done by your brain." "What are you kidding, if you really want to do this dirty work, I won't be scolded to death?

Lin Ziyu saw that the pig killer was looking at him, so he hurriedly took two steps back and said, "Look at what I'm doing, my small body can't hold down this big fat pig." ”

"If you don't press it, do you want your dad and your lovely daughter to press it?"

"I'd better come, he can't do this kind of work with his little strength. A voice came from behind, and everyone looked back and found that it was Che Yu, Ning Yinghua and Dongfang Miao.

Lin Ziyu was a little surprised: "Hey, why did you come back so soon?"

"If you finish your errands and don't come back, are you waiting over there for the New Year?" Ning Yinghua said angrily: "You also know that the food over there is likely to be spiced." ”

"That's right. "There has been news in this regard, leftover dishes are taken back and plated for mainland guests to eat, spit in the dishes, homestay toothpaste incidents, etc., there are a lot of disgusting things in Wanwan.

Lin Chenxi ran home, found a rubber glove, and put it on Che Yu, Lin Ziyu looked at it, a little jealous, and said, "Xixi, you are not so good to me!"

"This is called buying people's hearts, do you understand?"

"Are you still afraid that those big guys will come to dig your wall? Anyway, if I am a big guy, I will dig you too, and digging the three of them will be a fart. ”

Ning Yinghua stopped doing: "Hey, what's wrong with us, are we bad?"

"Why don't we practice?" Dongfang Miao clenched his fists with a crackling sound.

Lin Ziyu was stunned for a second and said, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue." ”

With Che Yu's help, the whole pig killing process has become a lot simpler, from holding down, to lifting up and bleeding, he did it alone, easy and neat, and the pig killer was staggering, he had never seen anyone who could lift the whole fat pig, and today he could see it for a long time.

After shaving the pig's hair, disembowel.

"Hey, this meat is good, the pork belly is actually seven-layered!"

When the uncles and uncles heard this, they all came up, and they saw that it was really seven-layered.

"Yuzi's family, wait a minute, cut some for me, I haven't seen such good meat for a long time. ”

"Now the vegetable market sells all the feed, and the meat is not fragrant, let alone the seven-layer pork belly. ”

"I want a pound, cut here. ”

"I want half a pound. ”

"I ordered this trotter. ”

These uncles and uncles were not polite at all, and they all booked the parts they liked.

Lin Ziyu stopped, "Hey, hey, what are you doing here, this meat is not for sale, it's for swallows to make full moon wine!"

"There's so much meat, it's enough. ”

"Like, let's try it first, shall we?"

"I haven't eaten local pork for a long time, and now it's a rare opportunity, so I must try it first. ”

What made Lin Ziyu even more speechless was that there were actually other villages who came to buy meat, there was no way, everyone knew each other, and they were all related to each other, so they could only sell half of the land with them, and the other half was reserved for banquets.

After killing the pigs and making the pig killing feast, everyone just sat down and was about to eat, when Li Fatzi brought his girlfriend Yaya and came in a taxi.

"slaughtering feast?

Lin Ziyu complained: "Rub, why are you so punctual, I don't see you coming when you are tired of dirty work, and you only come when you eat." ”

Li Fatzi was not ashamed and said: "This person, if you are lucky, you can't stop it." ”

"By the way, what's wrong with your face, you were scratched by a wild cat?" Fat Li had several blood marks on his face, apparently scratched by someone.

Li Fatzi's girlfriend Yaya complained: "He, he's not been tricked by a female spy, he obviously found a female spy, and he didn't call the police, but he wanted to arrest himself." As a result, the female spy had already prepared, invited a shrew, pretended to be his lover, said that he had no conscience on the street, and scratched him, but not only did he not catch him, but he caused a commotion. ”

Li Fatzi argued: "That's because I'm not serious, otherwise that cunning fox would have become a corpse." ”

In fact, Li Fatzi was sure, but he didn't expect the female spy to be so cunning, and he actually found a shrew to stop him, so that he was almost mistaken for a negative man. But the shrew didn't end well, after all, hindering official business was enough for her to drink a pot. And the female spy was finally caught by Team Wang, after all, there was a micro-drone following, and she couldn't run away if she wanted to.