Chapter Thirty-Nine: Jiang Hard's Special Fetish
In the yard, Jiang Qiang squatted a horse step, his face was expressionless, Chang Xiaotu jumped up with a red brick and pointed at Jiang Qiang's head, and the red brick was split into two.
Not far away, there were still a few broken red bricks on the ground, and it seemed that Chang Xiaotu had slapped Jiang hard several bricks.
Jiang Jian was like a living fool, with a blank face, and he didn't know how to hide, so he stood motionless and beat Chang Xiaotu.
That's it, monster fights, Jiang Xuan has been watching since he was 12 years old, from watching a video hall for two dollars a ticket on the street for a whole day, to Blu-ray uncensored Chinese subtitles, after watching it for so many years, I haven't seen anyone kill whom.
However, the retired domestic mobile phone at home is placed on the stand, and the screen is still on, as if it is live broadcasting!
Jiang Xuan's scalp exploded, what are you kidding, beating children live on the Internet, or shooting the head with a brick, this is the rhythm of finding a title!
I'm not afraid of just banning the account, and now I don't have a shortage of money in hand, and I can live without live broadcast for the time being.
Now that the online media is so developed, if today's video is spread on the Internet and makes a big fuss, then it will be as simple as banning the account, I am afraid that I will be regarded as a typical example of child abuse and drowned by the saliva of the people of the whole country.
Pricking a child with a thin needle will cause an uproar in the mouth, and it is good to be here yourself, and shoot directly with a brick on the door of the head, and one after another......
When I looked at it, the live broadcast was on, and the room was already bursting!
"Captain Jiang, you're back!, who is this little brother?"
'It's too fierce, there's nothing wrong with the iron head!'
"Principal, take care of it, this little boy looks stupid, stands still and lets the little rabbit beat, what can I do if it is broken!"
'It's so irresponsible!'
Fortunately, the number of people in the live broadcast room is not too much, just more than thirty, Jiang Xuan hurriedly said to the camera: "Everyone, I'm sorry, the two children were playing around just now, I'll turn off the live broadcast first and figure out what's going on." ”
Now I can't figure out the situation, so I don't need to explain more, so I just turned off the live broadcast and dragged a small stool to sit in the middle of the yard.
With a straight face, he pointed in front of him: "You two come over to me, stand up!"
Chang Xiaotu and Jiang Qiang stood side by side.
"Jiang hard, are you stupid, why are you standing here and letting her fight?!Chang Xiaotu, you have 6 or 6, he is so honest, why are you bullying him!"
"Master, I'm fine. Jiang shook his head.
"Good...... Jiang hard, you pit me!" Chang Xiaotu looked aggrieved, and said unconvinced: "He asked me to beat me!"
"He's sick, let you fight!" Jiang Xuan glared, "Jiang hard, what is going on?" glanced at Chang Xiaotu and said, "Don't be afraid, tell the truth." ”
"Jiang Xuan, you've changed!Don't trust me anymore!" Chang Xiaotu jumped angrily.
"Master, it's not to blame the rabbit demon, it's true that I asked her to fight. Jiang said hard.
"Huh?" looked Jiang hard up and down a few times, and asked strangely, "Why did you let her beat you?"
"Master, this is beneficial to my cultivation. ”
Jiang hammered the muscular pectoral muscles, and said angrily: "The reason why our zombie clan is strong is that the body is hard and indestructible, and the fierce blows from external forces can exercise my body and improve my Taoism!"
"And that kind of thing?"
As the saying goes, seeing is believing, but sometimes what the eyes see is not necessarily true.
You have to have brains.
When you calm down and think about it, it's really not impossible.
Whether it is Taoism or fighting talent, Chang Xiaotu is not Jiang Gang's opponent, Jiang Jian looks polite, but he is by no means a kind and docile monster who can be bullied and not fight back, if he is unwilling, how can Chang Xiaotu bully him?
On the road just now, Jiang Jian did increase his obedient value by a few points, how could he increase his obedient value if he was bullied? In addition to eating, the biggest way to increase his obedient value is to do things that make him feel 'very cool'.
Chang Xiaotu has a food specialty, everything related to food can increase the value of obedience, could it be that Jiang Jian likes to be beaten?
Before the words fell, with a snap, Chang Xiaotu took advantage of Jiang Xuan's inattention to slap Jiang the back of the head with a brick, and Jiang hard threw himself forward and shook his head.
"What are you doing!"
Before Jiang Xuan could get angry, there was a prompt in the space: Jiang is obedient and obedient +1.
Belch......
"Look, I didn't lie to you!" Chang Xiaotu said triumphantly, holding half a brick.
"No, you two let me calm down first!" Jiang Xuan covered his face with black lines all over his head.
Really!
How to do this, Chang Xiaotu used to be nothing more than delicious, and she could take her to eat and drink. Jiang hard's 'habit' is too weird, is it possible that in the future, every day will be 'eating and sleeping and beating Jiang hard'?
Get up early with a brick, sleep with a brick at night, give a brick if you are disobedient, and give a brick if you are obedient?
Seeing that Jiang Xuan was deep in thought, Jiang Xuan took another step: "Rabbit demon, let's not waste precious time, let's continue." ”
Chang Xiaotu glanced at Jiang Xuan with inquiring eyes, Jiang Xuan hesitated for a moment and nodded.
After thinking about it, he added: "By the way, I blamed you just now." ”
"It's okay, let me vent my anger on Jiang Hard's head!
Bang Bang Bang ...... The sound of bricks and heads colliding in the courtyard was constant.
"Medium!"
"Hit hit!"
Chang Xiaotu's left brick after brick, taking turns to smash Jiang hard's head, Jiang Xuan's eyelids jumped.
"Come again!"
Ginger Hard Obedient Value +1......
"Happy!"
Ginger Hard Obedient Value +1......
The more Jiang Qiang was beaten, the more energetic he became, and his swarthy little face was radiant and refreshing!
......
After smashing a bunch of bricks, Jiang Xuan could finally determine that this zombie really had a masochistic tendency, and beating him could not only increase his obedience value, but also improve his Taoism for a day!
Chang Xiaotu's daily obedient value is now capped at 30, and Jiang Qiang's obedient value has increased by 35 points today, and there is a continuing upward trend.
According to the previous guess, if the upper limit of the obedient value is linked to the Tao, Jiang Hard, who has been in the Dao for more than five months, should be able to increase the upper limit by 50 points per day.
He now has to be obediently worth 48, in other words, within today, as long as he continues to play, he can reach the base line of 60, become an official student, and provide a stable star.
Although there is no prompt in the system at present, judging from Jiang Hard's growing obedient value, and the faint happy smile on his face every time he is beaten, this little zombie, his biggest hobby, is cultivation!
Xuebai is really perverted!
In this case, Hugh blames you for being a teacher, and you're welcome!
"Okay, if you can't stand it, just say it!"
"Don't worry, Master, no problem!"
So Jiang Xuan also joined the ranks of beating children.
Red bricks were flying in the yard, and no one noticed that there were three people outside the courtyard, sneakily lying in the crack of the door and looking in.
Funeral love family trio!
Usually, at this point, Jiang Xuan would take Chang Xiaotu out, and the three of them were going to take advantage of the opportunity when no one was at home to find out what was going on in the small courtyard to see if they could find gold.
As soon as they arrived at the gate of the courtyard, they heard movement inside, and the three of them tiptoed through the crack in the big iron gate to look inside.
It's good not to look at it, but it's almost frightening to pee.