Chapter 227: Filming?
SC's Shennongjia.
Lin Ziyu was wearing a camouflage uniform, and was holding his mobile phone for a live broadcast, next to Lu Yang.
"Hello water friends, today I will take you to experience survival in the wilderness, next to me is my royal bodyguard, just ignore it. ”
"Hey, hey, what kind of royal bodyguard, I'm the protagonist, okay!" Lu Yang retorted dissatisfiedly.
"Shut up, there's no place for you to speak here, remember your identity, you're a taciturn bodyguard now!" Lin Ziyu was very unhappy, he was thrown by his daughter to this place where birds don't shit, and it wasn't because of him?
"No, I'm the protagonist!"
"Why don't we compare and compare, who is the protagonist today?"
"Come on, who's afraid of whom?"
"Hmph...... Then let's go back and figure it out!"
The two of them were arguing while walking, and the barrage flashed from time to time, my Yangyang is very handsome, Yangyang I want to have a monkey with you, this is a barrage like my husband, after Lin Ziyu saw it, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, this ability to attract the opposite sex is really buggy!
Wait, what the hell is together?
Lin Ziyu almost vomited blood, watching more and more people follow the trend and forward, Lin Ziyu couldn't help but say: "Don't coax, don't coax again, I won't shoot your little Yangyang." ”
As soon as these words came out, those rotten girls immediately shut up.
Let him not look at the beautiful and delicious Xiao Yangyang, this is more terrible than killing them. ”
"Hey, there's a small river in front of you, I'm going to show you how to fish now. Seeing the barrage's flat reaction, the corners of Lin Ziyu's mouth twitched again, why don't you like to watch fishing now?
Didn't those people in the city love to watch this before?
"Ahem, now I'll let my royal bodyguard, Xiao Yangyang, go down to the river and stage a wet body, Ah No, it's fishing, fishing!"
This barrage is crazy.
"This is good!"
"Anchor of conscience!"
"Hurry down, get down!
"As long as you get wet, my sister will rocket ten times!"
"The plane is up!"
......
Looking at the barrage full of screens and rockets that keep flying, this treatment is too bad, I said that I went down to the river, two or three barrage kittens, and when I arrived at Luyang, it was a plane and a rocket, and the gifts kept coming.
"Hurry up, take off your clothes and go fishing!" Lin Ziyu urged.
"If you want to take it off yourself, I won't do it!" Lu Yang hugged his hands and pursed his lips with a reluctant expression.
"The audience has given you gifts, but you don't do it?
"Didn't you just say that? Today you are the protagonist, and I'm just a bodyguard. "You want him to sell meat? Don't even think about it.
"Then I will order you now as an employer, and now I will go down to the river to sell meat, ahh
"I'm a bodyguard, not a chef, I'm just responsible for keeping you safe. ”
When Lin Ziyu was about to talk to Lu Yang about what professional ethics were, a few hundred meters away in the deep forest, there was a sudden sound of clicking, and a towering tree was actually leaning and falling, followed by the second and third. The trees are falling irregularly, but it can be seen that the fallen trees are rapidly approaching here.
"What's going on?" Lin Ziyu was a little confused.
"Someone seems to be destroying trees?" Lu Yang guessed.
As he spoke, the fallen tree was approaching the river. Suddenly, a graceful blue figure jumped out of the woods, and after the eyes of both sides met, they were both confused.
Lin Ziyu looked at the graceful figure in front of him, a little surprised, "Ah, Avatar?"
"No, no, it's not Avatar? Avatar has pointed ears, a tail, and no blue fluorescent tattoos on her face, and no metal armor, so this young lady, you cosplay Avatar, and it's too unprofessional...... Professional ......" Lu Yang couldn't say any more, because three more vigorous figures jumped out of the jungle, which were three mechanical leopards with a length of more than three meters, pitch-black, and fully armed.
Timeng was also confused, she couldn't imagine that she would meet two local natives, what should she do now?
A few thoughts flashed through Timon's mind, and soon she made a choice, only to see her running while anxiously shouting, "Run!run!"
"What's the situation?" Lin Ziyu was a little confused, "This is Crooked Guoren making a Hollywood movie?"
As soon as Lin Ziyu's words fell, a tube was erected on the shoulders of the three mechanical leopards, and then three clusters of blue light flew out and smashed on the ground beside the beauty like Avatar, turning the half-meter-diameter soil into a cloud of magma glowing red.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage has covered the screen.
"Father-in-law, don't be stunned, run!"
"Filming? That crew will be so trenched? Will there be such a flexible robot that is more powerful than the current service of the US imperialists?"
"I've only heard the crew bury gunpowder as a bombing point, but I've never heard of turning dirt into magma. ”
"66666, I'm afraid my father-in-law has encountered aliens again. ”
"It's completely cold now, there is no Xixi, and there is no equipment, how can you fight?"
"This time it's even better than the last one!"
......
Lin Ziyu saw that the situation was not good, so he hurriedly hid behind the boulder next to him, and shouted while hiding: "The person you want to arrest is in front, I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"
"Hey, Yuzi, how can you see death without help?"
"Why don't you go out?"
"Forehead......" Lu Yang shrunk his neck and hid himself more tightly.
When Timeng saw the reaction of the two natives, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and it was better to hide it so that it would not get in the way.
Timon ran more than ten meters away next to the boulder, and three robot leopards followed closely behind, chasing while attacking, one of them was relatively close to the boulder, and just when it was about to pass the boulder, a stone with a grinding disc flew out from behind the boulder and smashed the head of the robot leopard, and the robot leopard suddenly lost its balance and fell to the ground.
The robot leopard shook its head and tried to get up, but Lin Ziyu grabbed its hind legs, circled, and then threw it at the other robot leopard, and the two robot leopards rolled into a ball fiercely.
The sudden change made both Timon and the robot leopard confused, they didn't expect that the two backward natives they looked down on would be so violent, and they would dare to slaughter the slaughterer with their bare hands.
Lu Yang also ran out and said to Di Meng in English: "You drag that one, we will solve these two, and we will help you!"
The two Slayers rolling together had already crawled up, one of them popping out razor-sharp blades, and the energy cannon on the other's shoulder glowed with a dangerous blue light.
Lin Ziyu was taken aback: ", it's all right?"
"Fuck it!" Lu Yang shouted, and rushed towards the sharp blade.
"Okay!" Lin Ziyu didn't hesitate, and after avoiding an energy bomb, he rushed towards the other.
In the face of the extremely hard and sharp blade killer, Lu Yang fought hard, while Lin Ziyu on the other side finally found an opportunity to grab one of the killer's hind legs and take his turn. "Get out of the way!"
Lu Yang hurriedly jumped to the side, and the huge killer wiped Lu Yang's face and smashed it on the body of the blade killer. "I'll smash it! I'll smash it!"
After a full five or six minutes, Lin Ziyu threw away the remaining leopard legs in his hand, sat on the ground, and said, "I'm tired to death." ”
in the live broadcast room.
"Father-in-law is from Lan Xiang, right?"
"Actually dismantling the mecha with bare hands, 666666!"
"Look, everyone, the alien beauty is confused!"
"The whole process is confused, she and the other robot leopard have been watching stupidly. ”
"Haha, I guess I didn't expect us natives to be so powerful!"
"Alien beauty:, these natives are so violent!"