The president of the turkey country looked at the information in his hand, sneered, and said: "It seems that the rabbit is planning to divert the attention of the people, a good idea, but when the massacre comes out, I see if you can still cover it!"

However, it didn't take long for a piece of news to come in, President Tuji's face darkened, the black-robed man actually captured the secret service headquarters, and then posted all the dirty things on the Internet, including the plan to design the black-robed man, and even the upcoming massacre plan.

For a while, the world was in an uproar, and the international image of the turkey country plummeted.

When the news reached the country, all those who shouted for troops disappeared, and all that remained was denunciation.

"Damn, I thought the turkey country was filthy enough, but I didn't expect my heart to be black!"

"What a trick to kill with a knife!"

"I almost lost their way. ”

"People who still want to design us, restricting them to only pistols?"

"You want us to help, and you want us to pay for and skill, and strip off our clothes to help?"

"Tsk, why don't you die!"

"yes, why don't you die!"

Netizens were amused by the shamelessness of the turkey country, and they just wanted to scold: I have never seen such a brazen person!

However, to the relief of netizens, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and the turkey country has also fallen into chaos because of their shameless plans, and the people of the turkey country have marched and demonstrated, demanding the president's resignation.

"Tut, this turkey country is really shooting itself in the foot this time, and it is self-inflicted!" Lin Ziyu gloated after seeing the news.

Lin Chenxi glanced at his father and said, "It is estimated that in two days, you won't be able to laugh." ”

"Why can't you laugh?"

"Didn't you notice that your heat was robbed?"

"Uh...... It should fade in two days. ”

Lin Ziyu's idea was good, but the next day, a piece of news grabbed the headlines: "The little devil pretended to be Chinese and successfully escaped the clutches of the black-robed man!"

Day 3: "Pretending to be Dafa to exert power, saving many innocent lives!"

Day 4: "The passport of the flower grower is crazy to sell! A fake passport is hard to find!"

On the fifth day, Lin Ziyu thought it was such news again, but it turned out that it was all frying cold rice, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

However, it didn't take long for him to stop laughing, because his aunt actually came to the door with his cousin and a handsome guy with a crooked fruit, this crooked nut kernel was his cousin's boyfriend, and he came to ask Xixi to help him this time.

"Household registration?" Lin Ziyu was a little stunned when he heard the content of the help, and asked, "Why do you want to enter the household registration of the flower family? Isn't the welfare of foreign countries quite good?"

The aunt explained: "Yuzi, you don't know, although the welfare of the Mack country is high, the strength of the army is weak, and now the black-robed people are so rampant, staying in such a small country, hey......"

When Lin Ziyu heard this, he reacted, although Mike's country is a developed country in Northern Europe, the strength of the army is so weak, and it is okay in peacetime.

Now the chaos has been born, so Mike hurriedly ran to his girlfriend's house to avoid trouble.

"Xixi, can you help him?" Lin Ziyu turned his head and asked his daughter.

"Can't help. Lin Chenxi shrugged his shoulders, indicating that there was nothing he could do. Once this head is opened, it is okay, I am afraid that my father's relatives and friends will be targeted by foreigners, so they will find a relationship with them, and then let her help them enter the household registration.

You must know that the most valuable household registration now has unconsciously become a flower planter, without him, only safe.

Now the black-robed people are rampant, except for the safety of the flower planters, that place is not safe, even Lao Mei is no exception.

This will become more and more obvious over time, and the household registration of the flower grower will become more and more valuable, and everyone wants to drill into it. And the household registration of the flower grower is notoriously difficult to enter, once you find that there is a hole to drill here, you can't drill into it?

When the time comes, the ghosts, the snakes, and the gods are all here, won't they harm the others?

So this favor can't help. ！

Although Lin Ziyu didn't know what her daughter thought, she unconditionally supported her daughter's choice: "Auntie, Xixi can't help, you better think of another way." ”

The aunt's face was a little ugly, and she said, "With Xixi's ability, can't you even enter a household registration?"

Lin Chenxi said: "Or, let's get a Hong Kong and Macao household registration first, this is very easy and relatively safe." ”

"Can't really help?"

"I can't help!" Lin Chenxi shook his head.

"Okay. ”

......

After the aunt left, Lin Ziyu asked her baby daughter: "Xixi, this matter should not be difficult for you, why don't you help?"

"It's not difficult, but it can't help!"

"Why?"

"If Dad, you're not afraid that foreign bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods will find your relatives and friends, and it's nothing to help. ”

"Well, forget it. Lin Ziyu swallowed his saliva when he thought of visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, facing a room of blonde and blue-eyed foreigners.

You must know that many people like foreigners very much now, thinking that foreigners are good, but in fact, there are many scum among foreigners. Daddy doesn't take a broom to pump himself?

Time is passing imperceptibly, as the smoke of gunpowder spreads in the outside world, chaos spreads, the attention of the police and the army is diverted, unable to take care of anything else, many bandits can not bear it, one after another come out to make trouble, and the outside world is even more chaotic.

The more gunpowder smoke rises in foreign countries, and people's hearts are panicked, the more quiet and peaceful it seems that it is precious, and many qualified families have begun to plan to run to the military power to avoid trouble, and the flower planters who have no gunpowder smoke at all have naturally become the first choice of those people.

Netizens couldn't help but complain in the face of the sudden influx of a large number of crooked nuts.

"Rub, why are there so many crooked nuts now, and I ran into five or six when I went out!"

"Yes? Why didn't I find it. ”

"I'm afraid the ones above are staying in the mountains. ”

"There are a lot of people on my side. ”

"Long-term tour groups are full. ”

"Don't talk about it, I can't find a vacant room for a girlfriend here. ”

"You're okay there, but the prices on my side have risen by two. ”

"There's no way, it's not safe abroad now, if it's a yellow race, you can still pretend to be Chinese, and if you don't look like it, you can only ask for more blessings. ”

"There are a lot of people who want to get a green card for a flower planter. ”

"Well, a moment of silence for these people. ”

"Silence +1."

"The green card of the flower grower is the most difficult to get, there is no one!"

"I guess those who emigrated abroad are now repentant, right?"

"It's useless to regret it, it's easy to go out, I want to come back, hehe!"

"I think you can transfer your Hong Kong and Macao household registration, it's easy. ”

"You're talking about two days ago, and now the bar has been raised. ”

"Forehead ......"