Chapter 234: The Shock Department Occupies the Aliens?
"I can't imagine that although these natives are technologically backward, they still have some merits, such as the indigenous superpower, or the Ministry of Shock. The chief director played with the communicator, browsed the entertainment news, and nodded from time to time.
The title on the news is translated into Chinese, and it reads:
"Shocked, the filming of the movie was indiscriminated by the natives, and there was an exciting scene!"
"Shocked, a famous actress actually ran away with the local natives!"
"Shocked, Timeng was abandoned in chaos, and the natives were tragically abandoned!"
"Don't regret it, Timon and the grievances of the two local natives!"
"Afterwards, the actress said to the two local natives: You are amazing!"
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These titles that make people blush at first glance, let alone Lei Zhexing, even earthlings who have been baptized by a certain shock department can't help but click on them.
The simple Lei Zhexing who did not accept the baptism of the title party hid in a dark corner with a red face and a heartbeat, and secretly clicked on these articles.
At first, it was a little exciting, a little surprise, but after reading it, I was confused,, what the hell is this?
So after the people who planted the flowers, Lei Zhexing was honored to be the second person to be harmed by the Title Party.
Seeing the crazy number of clicks and tens of millions of complaints behind, the chief director couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, not bad, these natives are really good, our movie has become popular before it is broadcast, and it has become the movie with the most attention!"
Everyone rolled their eyes, you, the title party, send some reverie-inducing titles, can the attention not be high?
"Let's look for it again, see what else those natives have to learn from us, let's get it first!" tasted the sweetness of being a title party, and the chief director was out of control, and asked his subordinates to quickly check what else interesting these natives had.
Here, Timon is secretly contacting the director's department.
The screenwriter said excitedly: "Xiaomeng, do you know? Because of the incurrence of the two natives, our movie has become the movie with the most attention, and there is no one!"
"Really?" Timon was overjoyed, you must know that this movie has a lot of investment, and only if it is a box office hit, it is possible to make money, otherwise it will be a blood loss. As the leading actor, she has a lot of pressure, for fear that if she doesn't act well, it will cause huge economic and reputation losses to the company.
Now I heard that the fire was not sown, and the big stone in her heart fell slightly. But if she knows that the attention is off the charts because she was sold by the director, I wonder if she will be so happy?
The screenwriter confirmed: "Really! Now our popularity is several times higher than that of other movies, and even the newly released and popular "Feather Hime" can't compare to us! But one thing is surprising, you may be stolen from the limelight by that native. ”
"Stealing the show?"
"Don't you know? Just now, when the native was almost caught, he summoned a super powerful monster, Ju Detective, and the strength of this monster has reached level six!"
"What? how is this possible?!" Timon was taken aback, how could there be such a monster on an indigenous planet?
"It's true, this monster's sense of oppression is super strong, and when you roar casually, the sound is like a hurricane, it's too scary. Fortunately, the master is weak, and we are going to use an automatic trap to contain him so that he cannot enter the battlefield. Even so, you must perform it well, otherwise your drama will be stolen. ”
Timon heard this and said: "I have thought of a way to play, you hurry up and let people arrange it, as long as it is according to my meaning, the limelight will definitely be snatched back, so ......"
The two secretly measured the plot with their brains, and Lu Yang was also using the individual combat system to contact the headquarters.
"Chief Instructor, what should I do now?"
"It's good to move freely, anyway, you're so weak, you can't do anything. Lin Chenxi took a bite of the apple and said casually.
Lu Yang: "......"
I know I'm weak, but I don't have to say it, right?
"Is there any support then?"
"No, so saving yourself is the number one task, you know?"
"......Forehead" Lu Yang hung up the communication depressedly, although he was a little unconvinced, but when he thought of those perverts, he was deflated.
Shennongjia.
Several four-armed giant apes held stone slabs in their hands and surrounded the city, protecting Lin Ziyu tightly in the middle, while Lin Ziyu sat in front of a fire, directing the two little four-armed giant apes to boil water with bamboo tubes.
"It's finally cool. Lin Ziyu, who was numb as wood, picked up a cool bamboo tube with his stiff hands, moved it to his mouth with difficulty, and drank it with a grunt.
"Now I have a lot of anesthetic in my body, so I have to drink plenty of water to get rid of all this anesthetic. ”
After drinking a stomach full of water and soaking a few bubbles of urine, control of the body finally returned.
After moving his hands and feet and jumping a few times, Lin Ziyu turned his head to the camera and said, "I just suffered a loss without protection, and now I need a defensive prop, go, everyone come with me." ”
Lin Ziyu let the giant ape circle move slowly, stopped in front of a huge granite, and then commanded the four-armed giant ape king to break the boulder with his hands, and then grinded it into two bowl-shaped hemispheres with a diameter of one and a half meters with his fingers.
Lin Ziyu stepped into the bowl, let the giant ape cover the other half, tried it, and then said: "The stone is a little cold, and it's a little bit of a buttocks, you have to pad something." ”
Gather a tree branch and spread a thick layer in the stone bowl, then a few layers of thick moss, a temporary defense prop.
Lin Ziyu sat in and asked the Giant Ape King to get on the other half, then covered it with his hand and did double protection, then shouted: "Let's go!"
Lunar logistics support base.
The chief director is directing his subordinates to hurry up and get Timon's exclusive emoji.
"Director, I haven't gotten this emoji, I won't get it!" "I've never got this kind of thing in the later stage, although with the help of the brain, I can draw some beautiful pictures, but to get that cute, cheap, pitiful feeling, it's too difficult, in a word, it's something I made, only its shape, no god.。
"Stupid, you won't get it yourself, you won't outsource it to the natives, hurry up and contact the indigenous company and get the exclusive emojis, so that we can send another wave of emoji attacks and continue to hype up the popularity!"
"Director, you're so powerful, why didn't I think of it?" Later, he patted his head and quickly connected to the indigenous network and contacted related companies.
The chief director snorted proudly twice, just now he asked people to find out if these natives had any special things, and he didn't have any hope, but his subordinates found something called emojis.
At first glance, he was immediately attracted by those round little yellow faces, and his heart was itchy, always wanting to find an old friend, chat a few words, send a few expressions, and let them marvel. But in the end, he held back, didn't talk to his old friends, but went to an indigenous software to send it, and as a result, people used emojis to teach him how to behave.
Although he can't fight the local natives, he still enjoys it. Who is he? He is a well-known director with a high-level literary name, and in less than half an hour, he has already learned to steal pictures! Hmph, when Timeng's exclusive emoji is ready, he will post it on the Internet, occupy the position of Lei Zhexing's initial emoji, and use these indigenous emojis to teach those old friends to be people!
Thinking that he used a large number of emojis to smash those old friends, smash them unconscious, and smash them into confusion, his heart was happy.
This indigenous planet is truly a blessing for itself!