Chapter 2: Good Poetry
It wasn't what he really wanted, although he didn't mind either.
He picked up the steamed bun and continued to perform: "Aunties and aunts, give a padded jacket to wear." ”
As soon as he shouted, everyone finally understood what he wanted, and immediately turned around and left, it seems that the padded jacket is too expensive and can't afford to give it away.
"It's really unloving" Xiang Bei got up from the ground, bit the steamed bun in his hand, grabbed Feng Yilei, who happened to walk to his side, and said, "I told you who killed your brother, can you exchange news with me about this leather coat?"
Feng Yilei was vigilant: "How do you know the purpose of my coming here?"
This question made Xiang Bei a little unable to explain? Could it be that he said that he wrote his brother to death, so do you know?
Thinking about it, he can only say that he is a master in the world, he can know everything, and ask Feng Yilei if he wants to trade?
Feng Yilei nodded: "You can tell me about it." ”
Xiang Bei pouted: "Don't make trouble, when I'm stupid, you don't want to believe what I said, wouldn't I get nothing." I still know you very well, but you don't have a root in your brain, and you always don't believe what you should believe. ”
"Are you so familiar with me? My dad said the same thing," Feng Yilei wondered, this girl actually knew herself quite well.
Xiang Bei was proud: "Of course, you wrote it by me." ”
"What?" Feng Yilei wondered if he had misheard.
He said the wrong thing again, Xiang Bei hurriedly told him, it was nothing, he was just an auditory hallucination, and at the same time told him that as long as he gave him the leather coat, he would immediately know who killed his brother.
Feng Yilei thought about it and shook his head, and then left without saying a word.
"Hey, what do you mean? The master of the world took the initiative to help you, is that your attitude?" Xiang Bei shouted, but Feng Yilei still ignored him.
This can make Xiang Bei sad to death, trembling and complaining, is he going to freeze to death like this? He actually fell into a situation where he would die in his book at any time, is the book really revenge because there is no ending?
Fortunately, there was no endless road, and when he was depressed, suddenly a pleasant voice came from beside him: "Big brother, are you cold? I'll find you a dress to wear." ”
"Yes" didn't even see anyone, he immediately agreed.
Turning around, he saw a little girl of five or six years old looking at him with a smile on her face. For him, who was trembling at this time, this little girl was a little angel.
The little girl's home was a tavern, and there were a lot of people in the tavern, so the girl took him directly to the room, told him to wait for a while, and then ran out with her little buttocks.
Not long after, a man walked in with the girl, holding a large padded jacket in his hand. The girl told Xiang Bei that it was her father.
Looking at the padded jacket in the girl's father's hand, Xiang Bei's eyes were straight, but he still didn't forget to say hello.
The girl's father handed him the padded jacket and said, "Your clothes are so strange." ”
"I made this dress myself, so it's a little weird," he said, unable to explain that it came from some copycat factory on 21st Century Earth.
The girl's father asked him what he did, a tailor, and he didn't look like a local.
He told the girl's father that he was not a native and that he was from the Clouds to the north of the Golden River.
After saying that, he was glad that he remembered the setting in his book, so it should be no problem.
The girl's father was taken aback: "Oh my God, how did you cross the golden river this season? The golden river does not allow boats, and it can only be navigated when it freezes in the summer." ”
These words made Xiang Bei a little confused, and it seemed that he didn't remember his settings too clearly.
If you recall it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case, and the golden ice water flowing in the golden river is from the Wufu Mountain, which freezes when it is hot. Therefore, it can only be used for cross-strait traffic after it freezes in summer. The feathers sink at sunset, and this season can't pass.
It was so embarrassing that he had to tell the girl's father that he had come over in the summer, and he had just walked to this Red Leaf City, so even if the fancy dress was particularly eye-catching, they had never seen him.
"Oh, I see"
As the girl's father became clear, Xiang Bei finally breathed a sigh of relief. But at this time, the little girl spoke again: "Then brother, what are you doing? Are you a chivalrous man who travels the world?"
What the hell is a chivalrous man?
Funny in his heart, Xiang Bei immediately denied: "No, I don't do anything to fight and kill, I am a poet and a cultural person." ”
"Wow" The girl's eyes were full of little stars: "Brother poet, can you teach me a poem?"
"Okay, I'll write a poem on the theme of this landscape painting on the wall, you listen well."
Xiang Bei didn't refuse, pretending to groan slightly, and his demonic voice came slowly-
The mountains are colored from afar
Hear the water silently
The spring flowers are still there
People are not surprised when they come
"Good poetry, good poetry" both father and daughter were praised.
Xiang Bei was proud in his heart: "Praise it as much as you want, I will write it myself." ”
It's a great feeling to have fans. I've written more than a dozen books before, and I haven't even gotten a single reader. Now that you're here, you can hear praise in a poem.
He was so addicted that he immediately gave another song to the girl's father on the afternoon of hoeing day, and let him hang it in the tavern, so as to remind the diners to save food.
Xiang Bei feels that this is the world he has created, and he must follow himself, and his noble character must be promoted in this world, including saving food, which is not a trivial matter.
As for Xiang Bei's literary brilliance, the father and daughter are both admired.
This made him a little fluttery, and he immediately bragged and told the father and daughter: "I am a top student who graduated from Peking University." ”
The two looked confused.
Embarrassed, is it useful to brag about Peking University with these ancients in another world? How do they know what Peking University is? It's better to tell the truth, they don't understand it anyway.
Xiang Bei told them that he was a senior intellectual who had been educated in primary school, and he had a certificate.
"Wow, the elementary school must be a high-level place for the palace to study, right?" the little girl expressed her UC shock.
Xiang Bei nodded happily.
The little girl asked him if he could teach himself to read, and he was hesitant about this item. He's an author, but he's the kind of writer who looks up a dictionary and writes at the same time. I still can't recognize all the words I commonly use, is it really good to start a class?
Seeing his hesitation, the girl's father thought he was unwilling, and immediately made a promise, saying that he had come from afar and had no fixed place to live, and as long as he was in Red Leaf City for a day, he could eat and stay in this tavern for free.
It can be seen that this father is very distressed about his daughter, maybe he is an only child. Xiang Bei also understands that in this world, only the children of rich families can read and write, although this girl is also a boss, but she is not a rich family, and the little girl does have no way to study.
As for how he knew it was like this, because he set it up, making the world seem too unfair, and in the troubled times, his protagonist Feng Yilei can be useful. If there is harmony everywhere, what kind of sub-skills will you practice? It's just a pity that his protagonist hasn't used martial arts yet, he's a eunuch.
Xiang Bei seemed to reluctantly agree. The little girl was very happy and called her master directly.
Shouldn't it be a teacher? He thought about it carefully, as if he hadn't set this one, so he could count it whatever the little girl wanted.
Xiang Bei asked the little girl what her name was? The girl replied that her name was Wave Grain.
Xiang Bei affirmed the name: "Good name, in the future, you will definitely be able to become a person of great wisdom and culture like my master and me." ”
Little grain was overjoyed, and her father smiled lovingly, told him to study hard with his master, and then took his leave. The tavern is still busy, and her wife is too busy to come over to meet Xiang Bei, a cultural person.