"Jiang Xiaoxuan, you can, I didn't see that you are so capable before! I went to three kindergartens for internships, and I was complained by parents three times in a row! You are now a legend in our school, and you have been blacklisted in the industry, do you know?"

In the kindergarten teacher class of Binhai Normal University, Lao Liu, the head teacher and counselor, slapped a stack of internship materials on the table and was furious.

"The first kindergarten lifted the little girl high and scared people to cry, and the second one, played the little boy's cock? I said are you a psychopath? The third one, hehe, has reached a new height, and you want to send all the children of a class to the mountains to feed the monsters? The children of other people now have psychological shadows, and they dare not go to the kindergarten, okay? Parents complain to the kindergarten, and the kindergarten complains to the school, you just wait to be punished!"

Jiang Xiaoxuan, a senior student, stood opposite him, looking habitually innocent.

He has long been accustomed to being scolded by the girls in the class plus the female teacher in front of him, and summed up an experience, when a woman is angry, don't reason with her.

As the only boy among the 36 students in the kindergarten class, Jiang Xiaoxuan naively thought that he would usher in a good four years and become the Yoremi of the girls in the class.

It turned out that he was not very mature yet, and the routine of the kindergarten class was far deeper than he imagined.

"Jiang Xiaoxuan, invite me to dinner at noon, there is no money for people's meal cards...... What, no money, are you a man!"

"Brother Xiaoxuan, is it good to help others fetch water, they are not feeling well today. Why are there six water bottles, oh the sisters in the dormitory are uncomfortable...... What, you can't lift it? You're not a man!"

"Xiao Xuan, next week's sports meeting, the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, and the shot put gods will all be handed over, who will let you be a reliable boy in our class...... What, can't you figure it out? Are you a man!"

"Jiang Xiaoxuan, the senior of the Department of Physical Education is so annoying, pestering me all day long, you pretending to be my boyfriend, and you are the right shield. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, his brothers are all professionals in the Sanda team, and they are measured in beating people...... What, no? You're not a man!"

As the only real man in the class, Jiang Xiaoxuan is the confidant big brother, shield and humanoid coolie of the girls in the class, struggling to survive in this mutated painting style without warning all year round.

There is only one reason why I chose this kindergarten teacher major: this major is free of tuition, and the state also subsidizes part of the living expenses.

As an orphan without a father or mother, Jiang Xiaoxuan didn't have much choice.

The fourth year was a placement year, and it looked like I could finally escape the fire pit.

According to the school's arrangement, Jiang Xiaoxuan went to the city kindergarten for an internship, and in actual work, he found that these bear children were really not so easy to deal with.

For the first time, the little girl always fantasized that she had a pair of invisible wings, and often climbed onto the railing of the balcony on the second floor when the teacher was not careful, and once almost fell to her death.

Jiang Xiaoxuan lifted her high just to tell her that not only do you not have a bird, but you don't even have a bird feather, and you can't fly at all, so don't do these dangerous actions in the future.

The second time, the little boy in the big class bullied the little girl in the small class, and he took out *** and peed on others at every turn!

As a people's teacher, if Jiang Xiaoxuan turns a blind eye because the little boy's father is the leader of the Education Bureau, his conscience will hurt!

The third time, Jiang Xiaoxuan confessed, that day there was a female teacher who had just graduated from the internship kindergarten, she was disabled, more than a dozen bear children in the class were scurrying around in the class, and a few naughty children deliberately hit the female teacher's wheelchair, and the class order flew up, if Jiang Xiaoxuan hadn't jumped out and yelled, 'If you make more trouble, I'll send you to the mountains to feed the monsters', this newly recruited teacher is afraid that he will be fired that day.

So there was the opening scene.

"According to that, you are still reasonable, so do you want the school to send you a certificate of merit, hold a commendation meeting or something?"

Lao Liu's eyes were about to roll to the sky, and he hated iron and steel: "You said that you are usually a good person, your academic performance is also top-notch, and your popularity in the class is so good, why do you love to be more serious with those little hairy children." I told you a long time ago, you are going to do an internship, don't worry so much...... If you look at this resume of yours, it's a black history, kindergarten killer, which kindergarten dares to let you go for an internship? How will you find a job in the future?"

Lao Liu's name is Liu Ting, in fact, he is not very old, 26 or 7 years old, he graduated from graduate school and stayed in school, counting, he is still Jiang Xiaoxuan's senior sister, since he came to be the head teacher in the second semester of his sophomore year, she has taken good care of Jiang Xiaoxuan for more than a year, she is angry at Jiang Xiaoxuan, half is angry, half is anxious, and is anxious for Jiang Xiaoxuan.

Other students can't find a job after graduation, and their parents can still walk away from the relationship, but they can't gnaw two years old first, and they won't starve to death if they have their parents, but Jiang Xiaoxuan is different, what does he want, if he can't go to work immediately after graduating from college, he will directly face the problem of survival.

Jiang Xiaoxuan knew that Lao Liu was a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart, so he listened to Lao Liu's scolding for a while, and when she was angry, he smiled and gave Lao Liu a glass of water, and said, "Teacher, you are angry." ”

Lao Liu took the teacup, glared at him, and then slowed down, and said: "I know I said these things, you don't think so, but what can be done, now these parents, one by one, are more thorny than the other, and they are mobile phone video Internet access at every turn, and they can't ......be scolded."

Snorted a few times, and then changed the conversation: "But those parents are really bastards, especially the children who pee everywhere, oh, just allow his children to bully others, and I'm embarrassed to come to the school to complain!"

"It's all to blame for not handling it well, I'll pay attention next time!"

"And next time?Let me tell you, you are now listed in the industry and blacklisted! Who is willing to want you?!"

"No, it's really not possible, I can go to a rural township kindergarten. ”

"How can there be a kindergarten in the countryside!"

Lao Liu glared at him, opened the drawer, and threw over a form angrily, "This is the last time, I entrusted several layers of classmates, and all the little favors I had back then were used up, so I found an internship unit for you, fill out the form to report!"

As he spoke, he stroked his towering chest together: "Alas, I'm really going to be angry with you." ”

Jiang Xiaoxuan picked up the form, and on the top of the table, it was written "Binhai Nanshan Kindergarten Trainee Teacher Entry Information".

"Oh, by the way, this Nanshan kindergarten is quite far away, you should pay attention to your own safety. Before leaving, Liu Ting said casually.

Jiang Xiaoxuan nodded vigorously, straightened his body and said, "Teacher, don't worry, if you really encounter a monster, I will beat her to death with a stick!"

"Youkai, you're big, I mean to pay attention to traffic safety on the road!"