Seeing more and more people, Jay Chou is ready to step down.

"Huh!"

Five beautiful girls rushed out of the audience at once, blocking Jay Chou's way.

Zhou Jielun pressed his chest all of a sudden, and said in fear: "What are you going to do? Let me declare first: I would rather die than obey." ”

A girl named Deng Ziqi crooked her mouth and said: "If you want to be above or below, if you want to be below and not below, only your mouth is so-so." ”

When Zhou Jielun heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth and said, "Don't you want to learn from Dongmei, I'm not the man who has no ability." ”

"Cut!" Deng Ziqi clapped his hands on Jay Chou's shoulder: "We are good sisters! ”

"Who is your sister? I have a stick underneath me. ”

Another girl said, "Yes, an inch of twigs." ”

Zhou Jielun refuted: "Your message is outdated, and it is now 1.3 inches." ”

"0.3 inches longer?" Deng Ziqi didn't believe it.

Looking at it like that, she wanted to tear off Zhou Jielun's pants to see if it was true or not.

"I swear, what I said was true. I'm going to be able to grow up, and I'm sure I'll be able to reach three inches in a month. Zhou Jielun swore an oath.

"My grass, a man's lucky secret technique!"

"Jay Chou, quickly announce the secret recipe for the benefit of all men. ”

A group of male prostitutes had their eyes on fire and immediately wanted to rush up, but they were defeated.

A group of girls formed a line of defense and held them back.

At this time, Wang Mad stood up.

"Students, it's class time, you have to play the game of eagle catching chickens, and then play it after class. Anyway, this chick is there, and you can play with the chick whenever you want. ”

The teacher stepped in, and the different voices became "good voices".

However, the women's wall is still erected there, and there is no intention of tearing it down.

"Teacher, let Jay Chou sing a new song!" Deng Ziqi pleaded.

Wang Mad looked at Jay Chou with an expression of "Jay Chou, you are asking for more blessings".

"The minority obeys the majority, Jay Chou, let's have a song!"

There was no one on or off the stage who helped Jay Chou speak, whether it was a man or a woman, they all stared at him with pervert-like eyes.

Jay Chou now regrets it very much, he knew today, why bother in the first place, why did he come to power?

If you want to blame the system, you have given him such a task: let him pursue Kunkun.

He wanted to show his good side, to color Kunkun, to get her attention.

He succeeded, but a large number of people paid attention to him.

There are men, there are women, and there are those who are not men and women.

"Jay Chou, let's have a round!"

"Come once, Jay Chou!"

The audience shouted impatiently.

"What kind of songs do you like to listen to?"

Deng Ziqi and a few girls muttered a few words and said: "I have already sung rock music, and the next song, we want to listen to love songs." ”

The boy disagreed: "It's still good to sing." The love song is soft. ”

"If you don't like to hear it, get out!"

Deng Ziqi's pungent energy rushed up all of a sudden.

Zhou Jielun, who was standing next to Deng Ziqi, was so frightened that he shrunk his neck.

"Teacher Wang?" Zhou Jielun asked Wang for help.

"Whatever you want. "Wang Crazy also has a headache.

Zhou Jielun thought about it, and then came to the guqin and sat down.

"The song I'm going to sing next is a new song I've written, and it's called ...... (blue and white porcelain). ”

After speaking, Jay Chou played the guqin.

In the crisp and moving sound of the guqin, Zhou Jielun opened his voice.

The plain embryo outlines the blue and white strokes, which are thick and light

The peony depicted on the bottle is just like your first makeup

Ran Ran Sandalwood through the window I know what's going on

The pen on the rice paper is now halfway aside

The glaze rendering lady picture charm is privately hidden

And your smile is like a bud waiting to be released

A wisp of your beauty floats away

Go where I can't go

Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

Cooking smoke rises thousands of miles across the river

At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitates the elegance of the previous dynasty

Just when I was foreshadowing to meet you

Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

The moonlight was salvaged and fainted

Such as the hand-me-down blue and white porcelain is beautiful

You've got a smile in your eyes

The white and green koi fish leap to the bottom of the bowl

When I copied the Song style, I was thinking about you

You have hidden the secret of the kiln for thousands of years

Extremely delicate as an embroidery needle on the ground

Outside the curtain, the plantain provokes the shower, and the knocker provokes patina

And I passed by that Jiangnan town and provoked you

In a splashed ink landscape painting

You are hidden from the depths of ink

Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

Cooking smoke rises thousands of miles across the river

At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitates the elegance of the previous dynasty

Just when I was foreshadowing to meet you

Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

The moonlight was salvaged and fainted

Such as the hand-me-down blue and white porcelain is beautiful

You've got a smile in your eyes

Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

Cooking smoke rises thousands of miles across the river

At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitates the elegance of the previous dynasty

Just when I was foreshadowing to meet you

Azure is waiting for the smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

The moonlight was salvaged and fainted

Such as the hand-me-down blue and white porcelain is beautiful

You've got a smile in your eyes

After Zhou Jielun finished singing, he bowed and stepped off the stage.

At this time, everyone in the audience came back to their senses.

All of a sudden, like lit firewood, the atmosphere on the field exploded.

"Oh my God!

"It's so beautiful! I feel that in addition to beauty, it is still beautiful!"

"Is there such a beautiful song in the world?"

"God-like songs!"

And the most excited is Mr. Wang, his eyes are really scary.

Like a fox seeing a chicken with boiling meat, he looked at Jay Chou.

"Jay Chou, come on stage and compose the lyrics to me. Your virgin ...... I'll leave it to the teacher!" Wang Crazy's virgin remark made the students laugh constantly.

Zhou Jielun had no choice but to come to the stage again, take over the pen and paper of Mr. Wang Crazy and write.

And Deng Ziqi was next to Jay Chou, watching Jay Chou write.

Jay Chou wrote a paragraph, and she read it out.

The sub-squad leader in the back quickly copied it on a black board on the table.

The students in the sub-class took out a pen and paper and copied it below.

The classmates from the outer class came empty-handed, and the eyes were red, and they were in a hurry!

"I'll pay a tael of silver to buy a pen and a piece of paper!" shouted the little fat man who was in close contact with the door.

"Cut!" no one in the subclass paid attention to him.

A pen and a piece of paper cost half a tael of silver, who would want to sell pen and paper to him?

"Five taels of silver!" shouted the little fat man.

"I'll give you ten taels of silver!"

At this time, the students from other classes found that this method was feasible, and some people made a bid.

In the end, fifteen taels of silver were sold!

All the pens and papers of the sub-class students are sold!

Of course, it was sold after they copied "Blue and White Porcelain".

Jay Chou's pen also wanted to sell, but the pen was sent out, and the silver was not returned.

I was robbed, and I didn't receive a penny.

The female man who snatched Jay Chou's pen said confidently: "We are good sisters!

Zhou Jielun rolled his eyes in anger, and rode the other party hundreds of times in his heart.

Still stabbing each other, do I dare to stab you?

I don't have the tools to dare!