Chapter 82: Guan Ju
I saw that the momentum on the body of the cangdiao was getting bigger and bigger, and in the end, a white lightning bolt crossed the sky, and the cangdiao advanced.
Cangdiao has advanced to the peak of the fourth-level spirit beast, which is equivalent to the peak of the human Martial Emperor Garden.
With only one step left, Cangdiao can advance to the fifth level, which is equivalent to the Martial Emperor of the human race.
After being promoted, the eagle jumped forward and came to Zhou Jielun's body, and put its big eagle head next to Zhou Jielun's head, which was very intimate.
Li Ao stared at the scene in front of him with wide eyes.
It was considered that there was no hope of promotion, and the eagle who had only three years of life and could only wait for death was actually withered and promoted!
After being promoted, the cangdiao has another two hundred years of life!
And there is the possibility of advancing to the fifth level spirit beast.
The strange thing is that after the promotion, the cangdiao went to hug Zhou Jielun.
Could it be that the reason for Cangdiao's promotion is Zhou Jielun?
Thinking of this, Li Ao's eyes lit up, did he encounter an opportunity.
Li Ao's thoughts were endless, but he was interrupted.
Five Martial Emperors appeared in the field.
They were attracted by the momentum of the eagle's promotion.
After coming over to take a look, sure enough, Cangdiao was promoted.
And Cangdiao was still holding a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy.
The dean in the lead hurriedly pulled Li Ao aside and asked what was going on.
Li Ao told the situation one by one.
"What's going on with Brother Diao getting promoted?" asked the vice dean.
"I don't know. Oh! It seems that after we got off the carving, Zhou Jielun went to say goodbye to Uncle Diao's neck, it should have put something in Uncle Diao's mouth, and then, Uncle Diao was promoted. Li Ao tried his best to recall the scene at that time.
"Is he Jay Chou?" asked the dean.
"Yes! It's Zhou Jielun from the Qi Kingdom's backer Wangfu that you asked me to pick up. ”
The five Martial Emperors exchanged glances with each other: it seemed that this immortal disciple lived up to his reputation.
At this time, Zhou Jielun, who said goodbye to Cangdiao, came to them.
Li Ao stepped forward and grabbed Zhou Jielun: "Come, let me introduce you, this is the dean's ......"
Zhou Jielun saluted the five martial emperors one by one.
The dean looked at Zhou Jielun: "Martial Spirit is high-level, and he can only enter the second-level red class." If you want to get into the first class, we can promise you. ”
Zhou Jielun saluted again: "Thank you for the dean's love, I still go to Class B." ”
"Okay, I'll take you to the second class red class. ”
Zhou Jielun hurriedly said: "Dean, I want to enter the B-level yellow class." ”
The dean looked at Li Ao and then at Zhou Jielun: "It turns out that your underground work has begun?" ”
The dean took Li Ao and Zhou Jielun to the B-level yellow class in the teaching building.
At this time, the Yellow Class B was in class.
When the dean came over, the class stood up.
The dean came to the podium: "There are two things that came here today. ”
All the students stared at the dean, waiting for his next words.
"First thing: from now on, Mr. Li Ao will be appointed as the head teacher of the Yellow Class B. The dean beckoned to Li Ao.
Li Ao came to the stage and saluted everyone: "In the coming days, I will accompany you on the road of martial arts......"
A round of applause responded to Li Ao's inaugural speech.
The dean beckoned Zhou Jie to the stage again: "The second thing: you will have a new classmate today." ”
Zhou Jielun saluted everyone: "Hello classmates! I am a new student, my name is Zhou Jielun, and I am from Qi country. ”
There was a discussion in the audience: "Qi country, a small country." ”
"How could someone from such a small country enter Xi'an Academy?"
"It must have come in through the back door. ”
"Hillbilly!"
The noisy sound was particularly harsh, and Jay Chou frowned.
Seeing Jay Chou's expression, those people were even happier.
"Hey, hillbilly, do you know the Book of Songs?"
"He will only know about menstruation. ”
"He definitely doesn't know, only our outstanding people in Datang will know the Book of Poetry. ”
Zhou Jielun looked back at the blackboard, and there was an ancient poem on the blackboard.
It's just that in Jay Chou's eyes, these ancient poems are patchwork and incomplete.
"May I ask the teacher, this is the Book of Poetry?" Zhou Jielun asked the literature teacher.
The grammar teacher said irrationally: "Exactly, have you never seen such a wonderful ancient poem?"
The words of the literature teacher made Jay Chou very disgusted.
Jay Chou said casually: "Indeed, I have never seen such a nervous ancient poem. ”
The grammar teacher said sharply: "Shut up! ”
The class resounded with the following voice: "Shut up! hillbilly." ”
Zhou Jielun said fearlessly: "Such ancient poems are also taken out to teach people, I really don't know if the teacher's full stomach is full of money." ”
The literature teacher was so angry that his beard trembled: "Boy, you actually accuse me of getting up, it seems that you are a great talent." Let's take a gamble. ”
"Bet on what?" asked Jay Chou.
The grammar teacher said angrily: "You can write an ancient poem, and compared with my ancient poem, the principal and other teachers will evaluate to see who is higher and who is lower." If your poetry is better than mine, I will immediately resign and leave the martial arts academy, if my poetry is better than yours, then where you come from, go back, Xi'an martial arts academy does not welcome you. ”
Seeing that the situation was intense, the dean came out to the garden room and said, "You are a teacher, how can you compare poetry with students." After all, you've been reading more than fifty years of books. ”
The teacher insisted: "He thinks my level of writing is low, and I don't want to teach students like him." So it's a must. ”
Li Ao looked at Zhou Jielun, and Zhou Jielun saw worry in his eyes.
Zhou Jielun smiled and hinted that Li Ao should rest assured.
Then, Zhou Jielun saluted the dean and said, "The student is ugly!"
After finishing speaking, Jay Chou picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard:
Guan Ju
Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island. My Fair Lady, Gentleman.
Jagged wattles, left and right flowing. My Fair Lady, I covet it.
I can't ask for it, but I can't think about it. Leisurely, tossing and turning.
Jagged wattles, picked left and right. My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano.
Jagged wattle, left and right. My Fair Lady, bells and drums.
The whole audience was stunned by this poem, what a poem!
Some praise, some blush, and some are angry.
Praise, blush, and anger at the fact that this poem was written by a hillbilly.
After Zhou Jielun finished writing, he politely said to the literature teacher: "How is this article?"
The grammar teacher wanted to answer "too bad", but looking at the ancient poem on the blackboard that he couldn't write at all, he blushed and lowered his head.
At this time, someone below shouted, "Who knows where you copied it?"
Jay Chou took out a silver ticket of 10,000 taels: "Whoever can take out the original and prove that I copied someone else's poems, then the 10,000 taels of silver is his." ”
But I don't know how everyone wants to break their heads, and they can't point to the original text, and they can't prove that Jay Chou plagiarized.
So, unwilling to admit defeat, they started talking nonsense: "I'm afraid you are also scribbling, otherwise we won't be able to understand anything." ”
"You can't read it because your level is too high. ”
After speaking, Jay Chou used vernacular to express the ancient poems on the blackboard.
Guan Guan and Ming's dove, accompanied by a small island in the river.
That beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman.
Jagged wattle, scoop it from left to right.
The beautiful and virtuous woman wanted to pursue her when she woke up and slept.
pursued but couldn't get it, and I always missed her day and night.
The long thoughts make it difficult to fall asleep.
Jagged wattle, pick it from left to right.
The beautiful and virtuous woman played the harp to draw close to her.
For a jagged horsetail, pluck it from left to right.
The beautiful and virtuous woman beat the bell and drum to please her.
After Jay Chou's vernacular annotation was written, the audience praised it together.
And the student who was previously told by Jay Chou that his level was too high, at this time, hid his head in the crotch of his pants.
The dean smiled at this time and said, "It seems that I need to introduce it again." Jay Chou, a native of Qi China, it is said that everyone should be familiar with him, because many of you have his works. ”
"Impossible, how old is he?" protested someone in the crowd.
Ignoring the protests, the dean continued, "He has a nickname: he is called Ercai. ”
"Ahh
"It turns out that he is the one who pretends to be a coercion! No wonder the grammar teacher will lose to him. ”
"Pretending to be forced to come to the Xi'an Martial Arts Academy, isn't this bullying. ”