Dongfang Miao was inexplicably a little funny, and said to Lin Ziyu: "Look, others are planning to give me expensive clothes and jewelry, don't you plan to show it?"

Lin Ziyu, who was about to watch the play, was dumbfounded, why did it hit me?

"Uh, this, why don't I give you one too?" Lin Ziyu asked tentatively.

Dongfang Miao: "......"

Anyway, why doesn't this guy play cards according to common sense, shouldn't he say that he bought the entire mall at this time?

That's what it does on TV!

"Forget it, don't waste money, the things here are far worse than those at home, let's just shop." ”

Dongfang Miao's big truth made Xiaobaimian feel very uncomfortable, the goddess was too good to her boyfriend, she protected him everywhere and took care of his face, why haven't I met such a good goddess before?

Thinking of the gold worshippers I met before, the green tea, the white lotus, and the little white face had an urge to shout that God was unfair.

Here, Dongfang Miao secretly used the individual soldier system to talk to Lin Ziyu: "This little white face doesn't seem to be able to stand us showing affection, wait for us to show off our affection, and drive this annoying guy away!"

"Sprinkle dog food, kiss your mouth, isn't this good? Public, how ashamed!" Lin Ziyu looked around, people came and went, it was not easy to talk!

Dongfang Miao clenched his hand fiercely.

"Ouch. Lin Ziyu screamed, only to feel that his hand was clamped by a red-hot iron tongs, and it was hot and painful.

The little white face was very strange when he saw Lin Ziyu grinning his teeth, so he asked, "What's wrong with you? It can't be that you feel sorry for money, right? Anyway, the goddess didn't let you pay for it, why are you distressed?"

Lin Ziyu rolled his eyes, is this obviously a good body pain, and is there a heartache with such an expression?

"It's okay, I was bitten by a mosquito just now!" After casually sending away the little white face, Lin Ziyu used the individual combat system to chat with his girlfriend again, "Don't be so ruthless, you look at my hands, they are all pig's trotters!"

"Tell you to talk nonsense!"

"That's what you mentioned first. Lin Ziyu muttered quietly, and then asked, "By the way, how did you deal with such a situation before?"

Dongfang Miao's answer was straightforward, "Just beat it!"

"Ugh. Lin Ziyu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Then why don't you fight now, and you want to drive people away by sprinkling dog food?" It can't be that you ate too much dog food before, and now you want to take revenge on society, right?" Lin Ziyu looked at his girlfriend with suspicious eyes.

Dongfang Miao rolled her eyes and said, "Because the situation is different now, I can't fight!"

"Why can't you fight now?"

"Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Now that you're your girlfriend, naturally you can't easily beat people anymore?"

Lin Ziyu's eyes widened: "Do you want to turn into a good wife and mother?"

Dongfang Miao clenched his hand again, Lin Ziyu almost screamed again, and after letting go of his hand, Dongfang Miao explained: "Have you ever heard the saying that a strong group is a weak group, and a weak group is a strong group?"

"I haven't heard of it, so let's hear it. ”

"For example, it's like Ma Yun's father, he is a strong person, and disabled children are a weak person, but if they have friction and scold each other on Weibo, the seemingly weak side will have an advantage, and Ma Yun's father, who seems to be strong, will be at a disadvantage and be crushed by the other party standing on the moral high ground!

Because human beings are naturally prone to sympathy for the weak, if there is a conflict between two people who are strong and weak, the weak are more likely to get the sympathy and help of others, and take advantage of it!"

"Is it so exaggerated?" Lin Ziyu was a little unconvinced.

Dongfang Miao sneered and said: "It's not an exaggeration at all, it seems to be a strong person, but it is a really vulnerable group, let's take Jackson's ** incident, this is a false accusation, and the police have not been able to come up with strong evidence, but the final result is that Jackson lost his health, his dignity, his career, and his prestige, and the person who framed him got the $22 million he paid!"

If something happens to you, hehe, it's going to be worse than Jackson, because it's not just someone trying to extort your money, it's a country that wants to push you to the ground and stomp on you several times!"

Lin Ziyu wiped his cold sweat wildly and said: "Then let's use dog food to drive people away, violence or something, it's really not suitable for us civilized people!"

Dongfang Miao continued: "You have to pay attention in the future, don't stay with strangers casually, women, Lori, Zhengtai are all the same, it's really unavoidable, you have to use your mobile phone to record the video, you know?"

"Why do you want to record with a mobile phone, isn't it better to record with a micro drone?"

"Why do you ask so much, you just do it then!" Dongfang Miaocai would not say that this was to prevent women from seducing him!

While strolling, the two chatted with the individual combat system, and offered several courtesies to the little white face behind the buttocks, but they didn't get a response, they were really angry, anxious and tangled.

"Miss Wei, there are jewelry sellers here, there are jewelry of various materials, but they are beautiful, do you want to pick two?"

"Hey, this gold necklace is good, take it out and show it to me. Dongfang Miao pointed to a thick and large gold necklace on the counter and said to the waiter.

Lin Ziyu looked at the thumb-thick gold necklace, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "Why are you buying such a thick necklace, aren't you too heavy?"

After hearing Lin Ziyu's words, the little white face couldn't help but show a smug smile, Dick Silk is Dick Silk, and when you see a gold necklace, you won't be calm, if you see a white gold necklace inlaid with diamonds, I don't know if it will be as ugly as eating Xiang?

"I'm not going to buy it, I'm just going to hang it around your neck, take a photo, and post it on Weibo. ”

Lin Ziyu: "......"

Anyway, if you do this, will you be kicked out?

With the little white face and the young owner here, it is naturally impossible to drive people away, so Lin Ziyu was finally hung with a gold necklace and took a few photos.

"Bring me my phone, I'll use your Weibo to send it!"

"The phone was stolen!" Lin Ziyu quickly shook his head, he couldn't afford to lose this person!

"Then log in with my phone. ”

"Do you believe me when I said I forgot my password?"

"Hurry up, or I'll do it myself!"

In the end, Lin Ziyu still shamefully bowed to the underworld forces and obediently handed over the account and password.