When you were a child, what was your least favorite piece of meat that your parents bought?

Luo Xiaotian's least favorite thing is the one with the seal, whether it is a purple or blue seal, it makes people lose their appetite, and the most important thing is that it can't be washed off at all!

In the end, Luo Xiaotian, who couldn't bear it, used the almighty gasoline, haha, and finally washed it off, although the meat couldn't be eaten.

The kind of seal that covers the flesh will not fade no matter what, just like a drawn magic array, and there is no way to easily erase the mythril on it without scraping it off by strong means.

But the pattern on this egg is fading, which makes people feel inexplicable. It's like spending a lot of money to buy an Alaska, and when you come back, you take a shower and it fades into a husky. After all, Luo Xiaotian had heard that the eggs of some powerful demonic beasts also had patterns on the outside, and maybe there would be dragon eggs on the outside! It's just faded...

The sound of "dong dong dong" was still endless, Luo Xiaotian simply took out a piece of cloth and soaked it in water, and then wiped off the pattern on the egg.

Luo Xiaotian thought that these patterns were black at first, but now when he soaked in the water, he looked like they were red.

Soon, all the patterns on the egg were erased, and the sound of "dong dong" also stopped.

"Huh, why doesn't it ring?"

Luo Xiaotian patted the egg without a pattern, just like dealing with an old disobedient TV.

"Click!"

The eggshell shattered all at once, revealing a hole slightly larger than Luo Xiaotian's palm.

"Ahh Sorry sorry, I didn't mean to!"

"Hah! It's finally out! Damn Phoenix! Don't let me catch her next time! Or I'll have to let her know what it's like to be hatched by a hundred hatching beasts! No, I'm going to reincarnate her a hundred times, a hundred times! Oh, who are you, why do you look stupid?"

"Uh... I'm Ronald Darwin, this egg..."

"What's wrong with this egg? Anyway, it's not an egg? How do you think it's an egg? You don't want to tell me that because it looks like an egg, you think it's an egg, hahaha, it's funny. I look at you like a guy now, you're a guy who's a guy, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm sorry for you, I'm leaving, bye bye!"

The egg hatched a... How do you say it? It looks like a parrot that has lost its fur? No, it looks like it has a flat beak, so it's a duck that has lost its feathers? No, it doesn't have webs on its feet. Hawkers, no matter what it is, there's not a single hair left.

The strange hairless creature made a take-off motion, and then fell headlong into the shards of the eggshell.

"Ah!! rascals!perverted!pedophile!Where are my clothes?!Who stole my clothes?!Where did my low-key, luxurious, elegant, simple, simple, silky, jade-feathered, gold-described, low-key and luxurious feathers gone?!"

"Well, there are words in this that don't describe clothes... And low-key luxury said twice. ”

“... Did you steal it? I knew you didn't look like a good person, you must have hidden my clothes! My poor feathers... Woo woo... You must have been secretly hidden somewhere by this pervert, secretly taking them out in the middle of the night and sniffing them! Maybe you'll put them on your head... You rascal!pervert!pedophile!"

Ahhhhhhh

"Ef, let go of your mouth, you pervert, don't bite my neck... Please, hurry up and let go of your mouth, it's going to be broken, it's going to be broken!"

Well done Jerry!

Jerry bites into the neck of the noisy "duck", and finally, the whole world falls silent.

Why don't you make a roast duck, just give it to the chef, and you can eat a mellow, fat but not greasy roast duck at night.

In the end, Luo Xiaotian swallowed saliva many times before he suppressed the desire rising in his heart, and he patted Jerry to let her let go.

"Ahem, ahem, almost dead, you are murder! It is naked murder! If my clothes were not gone, I would have you on your knees and call me dad in minutes!"

"Jerry, shut it up!"

"Dad, I'm wrong, Dad, can't we just sit down and talk?" hahaha..."

Every time I thought about hatching eggs before, I would think about whether the creatures in the eggs would call me dad after hatching... Now this scene has finally appeared, but it is completely different from what Luo Xiaotian imagined.

"What are you?"

"You're a thing! Your whole family is a thing... Ah, Dad, in fact, I am a reincarnated phoenix, as long as you let me go, I will repay you when I become an adult!"

He didn't believe that he killed Luo Xiaotian, if the phoenix looked so ugly, it would be an insult to the word phoenix.

"Ahhh...h Ah, Dad, I'm really a phoenix! I can't prove it to you now, but once I get my feathers back, and then when I become an adult, you'll see that I'm really a phoenix. ”

"How long will it take for you to become an adult?"

"About 5,000 years is enough. ”

... Let's make it into roast duck, the taste is mellow, fat but not greasy, and the full fat will soak your taste buds in one bite, cool!

"Wait, wait, I still have knowledge! You see that people like me have lived for so long, and knowing things can definitely save you a lot of detours! Why don't we make a deal, Dad, as long as you help me find the feathers, I will teach you what I know!"

Wait, there's a question I have to ask, how long has this guy been in the egg?

"First of all, how long have you been in this egg?"

"It's not a bitch, it's a seal, damn Phoenix! Seal me in there and run away, ah... Come to think of it, before I was sealed, I seemed to have seen a creature like you... Well... I remember they were hunting in animal skins, and then they ran away because they couldn't do it?"

"Well, how do you speak human language?"

"What human language? This is our language? Oh, it turns out that those two-legged beasts in animal skins are humans, and they don't taste good at all... Ah, Dad, Dad, I heard from other monsters, they said that the most unpalatable thing is the two-legged beast, and it is better to eat grass than to eat them... Really, I didn't mean that, you're so much better than them!Ah, I'm not trying to eat you, Dad, I mean, when other monsters want to eat you, I'll tell them that your taste is definitely different from those two-legged beasts!"

How to make roast duck delicious?