Chapter 4 Someone has masturbated at him, believe it or not
The next day, Mu Changli deliberately got up early in the morning.
Mu Changli's dormitory is 201, just at the head of the building, cool in winter and warm in summer, and there is a note on the door that says "no need to escort, don't buy magic weapons, don't listen to the puja, Sanskrit has passed, they are all macho men, don't need to exercise, push the door and hit". In addition to Ye Raccoon, there are also Wu Suliye and Wen Lingwu, and everyone chooses different spell departments.
However, Mu Chang left a little too early, at this time Ye Raccoon and Wu Suliye were still sleeping, only the pseudo-mother Wen Lingwu stood by the wall and drank soy milk while comparing his stature. After seeing Mu Changli also get up, Wen Lingwu excitedly gestured with his thumb and index finger: "I have grown half a centimeter taller today!"
Mu Changli looked at him with pity, who was just over 1.5 meters tall, he really didn't want to hit him, this may just be a psychological effect, and it is more likely that it is just caused by the relaxation of his body after sleeping in the morning. He carefully considered the language, pointed to the poster of "Conan the Barbarian King" on the wall and said, "Old Five, don't you think...... You're a little too far from your goal?"
"No, it won't. Wen Lingwu then turned around, bowed carefully to the governor on the poster, clenched his little fist firmly, and said, "One dollar a day, a thousand dollars a thousand days; I'm sure I'll be able to grow up to be a majestic man like a governor!"
Mu Changli was shocked by his enthusiasm for a while, so he had to use the action of turning around to incense Taishi Gong to cover up his embarrassment: "Okay, come on...... Soy milk, flowing out. ”
"Oh. Wen Lingwu hurriedly wiped away the white liquid flowing from the corner of his mouth in a panic.
As soon as they got out of the dormitory, the macho men of 205 had already set out collectively, ready to go downstairs for morning exercises, and Yang Yi, the leader, was still carrying a large tape recorder on his shoulder. Seeing Mu Changli also going out, his four thick arms were raised in unison: "Uncle, also go to morning exercise?"
"Go to the library and look it up. Mu Changli also waved his hand in return. The materials in the library of the art school are complete to a certain level, and several librarians can't even figure out how many old sesame seeds and rotten grains are hidden in those vast books. And since most of the materials are extremely important state property and highly classified documents, which cannot be borrowed, it is necessary to get up early in the morning and be prepared to stay up for several days to access the materials.
As soon as they heard the name of the library, even the four fierce men immediately retreated: "Good luck...... By the way, why didn't the veterinarian come to practice the knife in the past two days?"
"He's been practicing the spell lately and has to stay up late, so it's probably noon when he gets up, right?" The veterinarian is Ye Raccoon's nickname, because he is a rare shaman in the magic school. Because of the extremely rare animal dialogue spell of [Haili Bu Wanyan Technique], the animals raised in the dormitory near and far will come to him when something happens, which is why he has the nickname of veterinarian.
"So, you people are living in unhealthy habits. Go to bed early and get up early, eat on time, and develop good living habits. Cao Chengye, the third of the four fierce men, said with regret, "How is the fifth child doing lately? I'm still waiting for him to join our morning exercise army." ”
Mu Changli carefully calculated: "He can't stand the amount of exercise you have, so he has to take care of it again, now he can run two laps a day." ”
"It's a shame. The four of them shook their heads in unison, just at this time the five people walked out of the dormitory door, Yang Yi pressed the tape recorder switch on his shoulder, and waved his hand, "Brothers, run!"
So the four macho men ran towards the morning sun in the song of "young man, there's no need to feel down", and Mu Changli also walked in the direction of the library.
Originally, there was more than one library in the magic school, and it was not until the flood twenty years ago that all the books were gathered and a large library was rebuilt.
The chief architect is also from the magic capital school, and his heart is full of sullen air that only belongs to the Gewu department. The shape of this new library is neither Soviet-style nor Fujian-style, but built in the style of the dock fort during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, but with an extra roof on it. As soon as the new library came out, it immediately became a landmark building of the Demon Capital School, with incomparably large bunkers and incomparable bunkers, guaranteed to be able to withstand the indiscriminate bombardment of wide-area level spells.
When Mu Chang left the library, there was no one in the library, only a few seniors were sorting out the books and notes, and at a glance, he knew that he had stayed up all night and fought all night. Everyone in the library on this joint is playing with their lives, don't bother anyone, Mu Changli went straight to his goal.
He chose the school magazine.
As a school that only enrolls an average of two to three places every year, Longhushan is definitely a famous family among famous families, and the school magazine must conduct exclusive interviews with these people. Mu Changli specially brought a notebook to record the names of these people, the subjects they practiced, and the spells they were good at inferred from the words revealed in the interview. Since the new library happened to be rebuilt twenty years ago, Mu Changli simply took the age of twenty, and got all the autumn school magazines of twenty years on the trolley in one go, and piled up more than half of the table after putting it on the table.
Twenty years ago, the school magazine was not like today, the cover was either red and yellow or blue and white, the color was bright, and it was cheesy to death, and the cover girl who was barefoot in white could read it - Mu Changli really didn't know that someone played "on the water side" twenty years ago. Excessive curiosity made him put aside his goal for the time being, and went to read the cover girl's column with great interest.
...... Then he regretted it.
"Damn, it's actually a man's ......" Mu Changli, who was in tears, hurriedly dragged over the latest school magazine and wanted to wash his eyes, according to his judgment, the cover of last month's school magazine should be a beauty, because the perverts of that issue of 204 participated in the production.
...... Then he fell silent.
The cover girl on last month's cover was the Black Phantom, a young woman who has been hailed as the "Black Valkyrie" by many media outlets, and is undoubtedly the number one in the current Celestial Empire spell world. If you do a vote in the Celestial Empire on "Who is the strongest person in the Celestial Empire at the moment", it is estimated that the Black Phantom will get more than 60% of the votes, ranking first on the list. After all, there are so many people in the spell world, such a great long-legged handsome girl can be said to be very rare, and she herself is indeed the combat power of the holy word. Good image, strength, willing to cooperate with official work...... Oh, I have to add a "become famous with Tai Chi", so many factors add up, of course, the official is willing to push her.
"It's been so many years since I've been famous to get an interview, and the magic capital school is nothing more than that. Mu Changli sneered and shook the magazine in his hand. The book almost fell off the table, but he didn't look at it anymore and began to record it from the beginning.
According to Mu Changli's statistics, a total of forty-six people from the Demon Capital School have entered Longhu Mountain in the past twenty years, and this number is still in line with the distribution rate. Martial arts, five elements, imperial spirits, mantras, disgust, etiquette, wishes, possession, and gewu, the spells that these forty-six people are good at are distributed in the nine disciplines of the art school. This is what Mu Changli wants to count, he wants to see what kind of subject direction can make it easier to enter Longhu Mountain.
The nine subjects of the art school are divided into nine categories based on comprehensive consideration of learning methods, spell basics and spell effects, which are somewhat different from the traditional spell system. Take Mu Changli's aversion to victory as an example, although the subject is called "aversion to win", but it covers a long time ago is not such a simple carpentry aversion to victory as the "Luban Jing" that has been circulated in modern times, and the name itself is taken from the popular aversion to victory in the Han Dynasty, which has a long history and is broad and profound.
On this basis, the Disgusting Branch has integrated all the primitive witchcraft and folk spells with a large number of effects in the Celestial Empire, which are divided into four major systems: spells, forbiddenness, nightmares, and illusions, and are a practice subject for the purpose of cursing and anti-curses. Because the purpose is so clear - to cultivate curse and anti-curse talents, and the source is so certain - mainly folk spells, and the users are mainly all kinds of sideways, Jianghu practitioners and even ordinary people, it is not generally difficult to enter Longhu Mountain.
According to Mu Changli's statistics, among the forty-six people, only five of them are famous for the five elements of the sect, zero in the Shingon department, two in the Zhan Yan department, four in the Gewu department, six in the martial arts department, four in the disgusting department, eight in the etiquette department, six in the Zhu You department, and the most in the Imperial Spirit department, with eleven people.
Some of this data was within Mu Changli's expectations, and some were unexpected. It is a matter of course that there are zero people in the Shingon Branch, after all, it is impossible for a Taoist sect to accept monks to get started. There is nothing strange about the two of them, there are not many people who have the qualifications to occupy the examination, even among the nine subjects of the art school, this is a small subject.
The four people of Gewuke are a little less, but it's okay, Longhu Mountain is different from Maoshan after all, and they don't like to develop all kinds of strange things so much. The six people in the martial arts department are also taken for granted, and the Qingping Sword of Longhu Mountain is also a world-famous swordsmanship.
Three of the four people in the Disgusting Shengke learned the forbidden law, and one learned the illusion method, which is not good news for Mu Changli, he is very bad at the forbidden law. There is no problem with the eight people in the etiquette department, it seems that Zhengyi is worthy of being the head of the Daomen, and he still attaches great importance to the science and ritual Jiao. Zhu Youke majored in various auxiliary techniques and waidan, and it was not surprising that there were six of them.
But the Five Elements ...... Why are there only five of them?
Although the concept of the Five Elements is deeply rooted in the Celestial Empire, it is actually the Yin-Yang School and Confucianism that are most likely to mention it, that is, the Five Elements Reincarnation Doctrine. At present, the first textbook of the Five Elements Department of the Art School is the "Five Elements of Mozi" written by Han Confucians in the name of Mohists, which is used to expound the theory of the five elements of yin and yang.
Influenced by Han Confucianism and Fangshi, Taiping Taoism in the late Han Dynasty became the first Taoist school to emphasize the Five Elements – and then it hit the streets. As a clear line with the Taiping Dao, the Five Bucket Rice Dao, after it evolved into Zhengyi, it still did not value the Five Elements, but had its own rigorous Dao spell system.
It was not until the first magic revolution in the Song Dynasty that Zhang Jixian, the thirtieth generation of heavenly masters, as a friend of Lin Lingsu and Wang Wenqing and one of the founders of the Five Thunder Method, introduced the Five Thunder Method into the Zhengyi system, coupled with the huge trend caused by the Lei Law School in the Song Dynasty, which made Taoism begin to attach importance to the Five Elements System. The Five Elements Spells currently used by the art school were basically invented after the first spell revolution under the influence of the Five Thunder Method, and the Five Thunder Laws have become the treasure of the Dragon and Tiger Sect.
It can be said that even in the imagination of people like Mu Changli, of course, going to Longhu Mountain is to learn the Five Thunder Method. I didn't expect that there was still a certain gap between imagination and reality, and there were only five people who joined Longhu Mountain because they were famous for their Five Elements Branch. Mu Changli deliberately singled out the interviews of the five people and read them in detail, and then expanded the goal, found out the school magazines of the five people's school years, and tried his best to search for reports and deeds related to them, and finally came to a conclusion.
The Five Thunder Method is not an easy spell to learn.
Don't look at the current spells that were invented under the influence of the Five Thunder Method, but they are still the application of the Five Elements Shengke Change, and the real Five Thunder Magic belongs to the gap between "law" and "art".
For example, the Five Thunder Method is like a high number, and the students of the art school and even a large number of practitioners who serve the state have only learned the Leibniz formula, the Fourier series, and the Riemann function, and can use it. They have never been involved in the study of the essence of the Five Thunder Methods, nor have they studied the framework and operation structure of this system...... And Longhushan does not need such application-oriented talents, they want people who can really "learn" the Five Thunder Method.
“...... Thunder Tiger, you're too good. Mu Changli only now really felt why Lei Laohu's temper was so stinky, but he was still the deputy director of the Five Elements Department and a special teacher. Even if he has a bad temper and can't behave in the world, he can still eat well in the art school by really learning the Five Thunder Method from Longhu Mountain!
After figuring out the reason, Mu Changli set his sights on the last Imperial Spirit Branch. The number of people who entered Longhu Mountain with the fame of this subject is the largest, and it is obviously the highlight of the nine subjects.