Chapter 148: Pig Teammates
After the news media saw the video and commentary, they also reported on it.
"The unscrupulous boss did such a frenzied thing, is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature!?"
"After the aircraft carrier is not an otaku, the official sells cuteness again!"
"Where does the official self-confidence come from?"
"The performance of the new armored vehicle may have broken the sky!"
"Is it a big trick in the war? or is it really super powerful?"
"It's not that I don't work hard, it's that my teammates are too pitiful!"
Lin family.
As soon as Chu Lie showed up, he was teased by Lin Chenxi: "Uncle Chu, congratulations on winning the title of 'Unscrupulous Boss'!"
Chu Lie glared at her angrily: "It's not your pot yet!" If you hadn't grabbed the headlines, and made others dare not spray, I would have invited the navy?
In the final analysis, this is all Lin Chenxi's pot!
Lin Chenxi was not ashamed, but was triumphant: "Hey, no way, who called me a charming, no matter where I appear, I am the most dazzling, the most eye-catching, and the most convincing pearl!"
"It's a pig teammate, right?"
"You're jealous!"
"Still jealous, go to the Internet now to see what netizens say about you. ”
Lin Chenxi curiously checked the Internet, and when he saw a pinned post on a certain forum, he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.
"Xixi, are you an undercover agent sent by the enemy?"
"One pig teammate, top ten enemies!"
"I feel that Sister Xixi is the hidden big boss. ”
"Did the heavens see that the rabbit was so happy, and someone sprayed it every time, so he sent Sister Xixi to forcibly increase the difficulty of the game?"
"Ding, you've successfully added Xi Xi as a teammate, Ding, you've triggered the Hell difficulty mode!"
"The strongest pig teammate ever!"
"Unscrupulous Boss: I just want to advertise the new equipment, am I easy?"
"To be honest, because of Xixi, this publicity has indeed increased a lot. ”
"Originally, it was good, someone would spray it, but this time it's good, throwing out such a big spray point of sky-high equipment, but no one sprayed it, which is embarrassing. ”
"Even if Xixi only does anything that grabs headlines and makes people dare not spray, the tragedy of the little brothers being hung and beaten will not happen!"
"No if, she's such a pit!"
Lin Chenxi saw a string of people who said that she was pitted, and she was so angry that she said, "Dare to say that I am pitted, okay, let you take a look, I can also help!"
Chu Lie looked at her vigilantly and asked, "What are you going to do?"
Lin Chenxi said as a matter of course: "Of course I helped to publicize!"
Chu Lie was anxious, "Hey, don't make any more trouble!"
Lin Chenxi looked at Chu Lie in disbelief, "You still can't trust me?"
Chu Lie shook his head: "I can't believe it!"
Lin Chenxi twisted his head: "Then I have to help even more, so that I can prove myself!"
Chu Lie hurriedly changed his attitude, "I believe it, can't I believe it?"
"I believe that you have to help, Uncle Chu, if you encounter a problem, I am a niece, I must help. ”
Chu Lie waved his hand and denied: "We haven't encountered any problems, we don't know how good we are, and now we are preparing to get some seafood to go back to barbecue to celebrate!"
Lin Chenxi pushed him on the back with both hands, "Then you can go quickly! The pool is there, you can fish it yourself, or you can take the refrigerator." ”
Faced with Lin Chenxi, who did not enter the oil and salt, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to dry, Chu Lie had no choice but to go downstairs and invite Lin Dad's mountain.
The swallow that Dad Lin was holding walked upstairs and said to Lin Chenxi, who was tinkering with camera equipment: "Xixi, don't make trouble for Xiao Chu anymore." ”
Lin Chenxi pretended to be aggrieved: "But they say I'm a cheater!
Dad Lin debunked and said: "You are playful, right, I don't know you yet? ”
Chu Lie nodded: "That's it, it's rare to pay so much attention now, as soon as you appear, the limelight will be stolen by you!"
Facing the grandfather who saw through his careful thinking, Lin Chenxi had to raise his hand in surrender and said, "Okay, don't play." ”
Ten o'clock in the evening.
On Weibo, netizens waited for a long time, but they didn't see Lin Chenxi bubbling, and they were very disappointed.
"If you say yes, it will appear after a stir?"
"I thought Xixi would not be able to help but jump out and break the news!"
"Yes, what's going on here, isn't Xixi free to surf the Internet?"
"Don't wow, I haven't eaten, just wait for Xixi to break the news, so as to satisfy my curiosity!"
"Ah, no, I have a disease that will die if I don't satisfy my curiosity, only Sister Xixi can save it, come on, Sister Xixi!
The reason why netizens posted comments on Lin Chenxi's pit, in addition to being fun, the main purpose is to provoke Lin Chenxi to come out, who told her to break the news, alien monsters dare to broadcast live, and the explosion is expected to be a problem.
Lin Chenxi, who had been peeking at the screen for a long time, saw that netizens were actually provoking herself, she couldn't help it, and jumped out: "Rub, you guys are actually provoking me!"
"Damn, what do I see?"
"Catch a peep cute girl alive!"
"It's the living Xixi!"
"It's not a copycat!"
"Come on, come on, let's talk about why new armored vehicles are so expensive!"
"What kind of black technology, tell me. ”
Lin Chenxi: "Dive, dive, it's so late, it's time to sleep." After Lin Chenxi posted on Weibo, he left a group of netizens and went offline.
Time is like water, five days have passed.
Lin Ziyu and Li Fatzi were finally liberated.
In front of the new base, Lin Ziyu said to Li Fatzi: "Go, go home with me and drink the full moon wine of the swallow." ”
Li Fatzi said: "You go by yourself, I still have to get together with Yaya, don't worry, I will definitely arrive on time for the swallow full moon wine." ”
Lin Ziyu was a little uneasy and said, "Then you be careful." ”
Li Fatzi said indifferently: "What are you afraid of, I'm a policeman! And I'm also a celebrity policeman! A little hairy thief, you dare to touch me, you're tired of it, right?"
Lin Ziyu said angrily: "I'm afraid that you will be given ** by a female spy, and you will be so confused that you will even confess your underwear!"
"Well, when you say that, I really have to be careful. Yuzi, do you have any self-defense weapons?" Li Fatzi was mentioned by Lin Ziyu, and then he remembered that he might become the target of a spy, and the spy himself couldn't beat it, so he hurried to Lin Ziyu to ask something for self-defense.
"Yes, yes, but it's a bit violent, are you sure you want it?" A few days ago, Xixi really gave him a toy, but this thing was a bit violent, and he didn't dare to use it indiscriminately.
"How violent is that?"
"This is it. Lin Ziyu took out something like a clay box.
Fat Li took it and looked at it curiously, "What is this, why is it a bit like mud?"