The mother-in-law on the side heard these people talking about the machine of the son-in-law's house, and she was happy, and said: "It's just a 3D printer, what's so difficult about this, with the hand speed of my son-in-law who has been single for more than 20 years, let alone one, even if it's ten or eight, you say yes, son-in-law?"

Hand speed that has been single for more than 20 years?

Lin Ziyu, who was eating, suddenly coughed when he heard it, and finally came to his senses, and when he looked up, he saw the threatening eyes of his mother-in-law, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "My hand speed is a bit fast, I am more good at grabbing things, and I often rob Taobao to kill or something, hahaha......"

The eldest cousin sighed and said, "No matter how fast the hand speed is, it's useless, the last time I opened the robbery, it was less than 0.8 from the beginning to the end, and the machine was robbed." I don't know how these people got it, you have to enter the bank card account password to complete the payment! This time is not enough for me to enter the card number and password!"

But the mother-in-law didn't care, "0.8 seconds is nothing, 0.5 seconds is enough for my son-in-law! ”

"It's there at 11pm tonight. But I really don't need it, it's not that I don't believe in Miaomiao's boyfriend, but our company's liquidity is limited, only enough for 3 qualifications, and the three people with the fastest hand speed in the company are all given to the company's fastest speed, and the company's Internet speed is fast, and it is convenient to grab. ”

"Then give all three qualifications to my son-in-law, and keep them for you to grab three back!"

Lin Ziyu wiped his sweat wildly, mother-in-law, you are too, right? Although for yourself, it is not a matter at all to get a few machines, but with your own slow speed, you have to go to the goof, after all, it will be snatched up in 0.8 seconds, and you can still grab it after tossing for dozens of seconds, and it is strange that others can't see the problem.

However, the mother-in-law has to pretend to be forced to show off in front of relatives, and the son-in-law can only accompany him to the end. "This, this, I'm a little anxious, go to the toilet first, and miss it. ”

Lin Ziyu ran to the toilet and hurriedly called her daughter for help.

Lin Chenxi said speechlessly: "Then what do you want to do, Dad, let me give you an acceleration prop? Even if it is given to you, it is impossible for that eldest cousin to let you help him rob it, after all, a qualification requires more than 30 million foundations, not a small amount, and he can't give it to you with confidence."

"I know this, so I want you to change the mode of grabbing the 3D printer, and change it to the gacha mode of online games. ”

"Pump...... Gacha?"

"It's a lottery, set a price, such as 10,000 times, you can draw the fragments of the machine or something, collect 100 fragments to exchange for the machine, the prize should be divided into levels, you know no. ”

"Okay. ”

After returning to the dinner table, his mother-in-law cast him an inquiring look, and Lin Ziyu nodded slightly, indicating OK.

After receiving an affirmative reply from her son-in-law, her mother-in-law couldn't wait to say to her nephew: "Okay, don't hesitate, hurry up and give me the qualification of son-in-law!"

The eldest cousin was about to cry, "Auntie, it's not that I don't believe you, but this qualification is not in my hands, how can I give it?"

The eldest aunt at the other table helped her son out of the siege, "Miaomiao, don't be embarrassed Zhenghao, although his father-in-law wants to mention him as CEO, didn't he mention it? Now the resources he can mobilize are limited, and this qualification is really not in his hands." ”

The mother-in-law still didn't give up, "But my son-in-law will definitely be able to grab it!" "Why don't you believe it, the son-in-law will definitely be able to grab it, even if you can't grab it, it's not a matter to transfer ten or eight to you!"

At this time, Dongfang Miao, who was surfing the Internet with his mobile phone, suddenly sighed, "Hey, it seems that the way to grab the machine has changed, and it has become the way to draw cards." Lin Ziyu's call in the toilet, Dongfang Miao has already heard it, and the Internet is just pretending, my mother wants to pretend to be forced, what can I do if I am swollen? I can only cooperate.

The eldest cousin was stunned: "Draw cards?"

Dongfang Miao pointed the mobile phone screen at the eldest cousin: "One hundred thousand draws, ten guarantees a fragment, collect one hundred fragments, you can exchange for a 3D printer, you don't need to pay extra money, and you can also get free shipping." ”

Lin Ziyu complained: "Why are they so similar to those online games that pit money, they look like things that pit money!"

Dongfang Miao glanced at him, you are embarrassed to say, this is your idea!

Lin Ziyu said to his eldest cousin: "Okay, okay, there are still fifteen minutes to start, eldest cousin, you quickly wash your face, the time has come to test your character, whether you can smuggle into Europe or not, it depends on this round!"

"What does it mean to wash your face?"

"Wash your face? You don't understand this? Haven't you ever played the Internet?"

"Nope. ”

"If you don't understand, don't ask, hurry up and wash it, the whiter the better, and I'll tell you about the metaphysics of a wave of card drawing when I come back." Lin Ziyu said to a rookie as a senior researcher of card-drawing metaphysics.

When the eldest cousin came out after washing his face, Lin Ziyu said: "Recharge the money first, let me tell you, the probability of drawing oranges on the hour is the largest, and at eleven o'clock, let's try the water with ten shots." ”

Everyone else was stunned by Lin Ziyu.

After eleven o'clock.

According to Lin Ziyu's command, the eldest cousin began to draw cards, and after a burst of golden light, the first card was withdrawn, and the eldest cousin's heart blossomed, but it didn't take long for him to stop laughing, because the back was full of green light, and they were all consolation prizes.

Everyone looked at Lin Ziyu, Lin Ziyu coughed, and said: "It seems that your face is not very white, try another trick, go to the toilet to smoke, I heard that many people draw cards in the toilet to withdraw money." ”

The eldest cousin really went to the toilet to smoke, and then ate another shot.

Lin Ziyu was suddenly embarrassed, "Ahaha, Xuan doesn't change his life, Krypton doesn't change his life, it seems that you are the life of the non-chief, and krypton gold can't save you." ”

The eldest cousin hated Lin Ziyu so much, but now his account balance is not much, so he can only draw a single one, but he smoked it in a worried mood and withdrew it!

"Yo hey, I actually hit the soul, congratulations. ”

The eldest cousin said that he didn't want to pay attention to this person, and continued to smoke, but the result was green light, and then pumping, golden light, and the remaining eight times, he actually pulled out six fragments in a row, brightening Lin Ziyu's titanium alloy dog eyes.

The eldest cousin is in such a comfortable mood, it's like smoking marijuana, this time the card draw cost 2.9 million, and he actually drew 9 fragments, not only did he not lose, but also made a small profit, as long as the company gave a little more effort, it was a sure thing to make up enough fragments of one machine, maybe it could also make up enough fragments of two machines!

You know, you couldn't grab it with money at the beginning, but now you can get the machine, even if it costs three times the money, it's worth it.

The eldest cousin happily took a screenshot and sent it to his father-in-law through WeChat, and it didn't take long for the phone to ring, "Zhenghao, you actually got 9 fragments after drawing less than 30 cards?

The eldest cousin was stunned for a moment, and said a little strangely: "This should be a normal level, what's there to be surprised about?"

"What is the normal level? This is a super level, okay! You must know that other people, if you don't eat the bottom every time, if you are better, it would be good to have two gold medals once in three times! Hurry up, my account is for you, you continue to draw, and strive to get the machine as soon as possible!"

It turns out that the eldest cousin is an Asian, and every ten single draws, there are two golds.

The mother-in-law couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Son-in-law, you smoke too!"

"But I don't have any money. Lin Ziyu glanced at the eldest cousin, the eldest cousin didn't look around, obviously didn't want to pay attention to this cousin boyfriend who cheated him.

Seeing that these people didn't trust her son-in-law, the mother-in-law snorted angrily: "We still have some pension books, use mine!" After speaking, the mother-in-law ran back to the room and took out a passbook, "There are 2.12 million here, and I am going to buy a dowry for Miaomiao, you take it easy." ”

The seven aunts and eight aunts were taken aback.

"Miaomiaoma, you won't come really, right? ”

"Yes, it has been exposed on the Internet, some people have eaten the guarantee every time, and tens of millions of capital chains have been trapped, and the machine can't get it!"

"Don't be stupid, if you get two or three fragments, you'll lose more than half. ”

"I believe in my son-in-law, smoke it!" "Mother-in-law will be afraid of losing money? Don't be stupid, the company is all your own son-in-law's, so it's strange that you will lose money!"

"Okay, I'll draw it, let's draw a single draw first, so that you can see what the bloodline of the European Emperor is!" Sure enough, as Lin Ziyu expected, a fragment appeared all of a sudden.

"I'll draw again, eh, eat the guarantee? How is this possible?" Lin Ziyu was a little dumbfounded, shouldn't this be, shouldn't his own number be higher than the probability of winning?

"I don't believe in this evil, another ten shots,, how can it still be guaranteed!?" Lin Ziyu couldn't wait to call the person in charge of the company and ask what was going on!

Dongfang Miao next to him took Lin Ziyu's mobile phone a little strangely and looked at it, and then exclaimed: "Hey, you have two pieces that seem to be different from your cousin's." ”

"What's the difference? Can one be used for two?"

"No, the fragments my cousin drew are smaller, yours are much bigger. ”

Director Zhao smiled disdainfully and said, "The mobile phone is different, the stickers are different, what's so strange about this?"

Dongfang Miao said: "No, no, the size of the 3D printer that my cousin drew is a regular size, only about two meters, and the fragment he drew is 20 meters long, 12 meters wide, and 7 meters high!"

"Really, fake?" the eldest cousin snatched it up, and then was dumbfounded when he saw it.

"Damn, why is there such a fragment in the prize pool?"

"Brother, I'll call you Brother Sheng, kneel and beg to draw this kind of shard!"

"Come on, brother, the account is given to you, you give me a draw. ”

"Brother, are you thirsty? Come, take a sip of tea to moisten your throat. ”