Chapter 917: A Donkey Sits on the Eternals
", what kind of thing is this, a donkey?" When he saw the donkey jumping down from the mound nearly ninety zhang high, stepping on several feet of dust, and galloping towards him, Wu Dao instantly felt that his head did not hurt, and there was no sense of oppression, and all his nerves were occupied by the donkey in an instant.
"Like, it's really a donkey! But we must be the first cultivators to enter the lost ancient ruins, ......right? When did you come in......? Is it the legendary God of Creation?" Seeing the donkey's proud face, Duanmu Yuhan was furious.
"Ignorant junior, you actually dare to peep at the deity, what are you coming from! I don't know the heaven and the earth, only the divine beast is the only one? You peep at me naked like this, aren't you afraid of being blinded by the proud face of the divine beast?" The donkey ran in front of Wu Dao with a look of contempt.
"I'm @#¥%&*#!" Hearing the donkey's words, Wu Dao instantly became messy in the wind. He used to think that a donkey could actually look at the tomb of the creator god on the ground, and he thought that it should be a respected predecessor of the demon clan, but when he heard the donkey speak, the illusion in his heart was shattered.
"You...... How did you enter the lost ancient ruins?Which side of the demon clan are you?Donkey clan?" Wu Dao was so startled by the black donkey in front of him that he didn't know how to speak, he thought for a long time, and concentrated on calming himself down. It was about a cup of tea before he hesitated to ask.
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The donkey scolded Wu Dao so that his face was flushed, so that Wu Dao had the heart to catch the donkey, but after thinking about it, he still suppressed the anger in his heart. For no other reason, this donkey is too strong. Although he can't see through what realm this donkey is in, judging from the rippling power on its body, I am afraid that its cultivation will not be weaker than the strong people in the outside world, although he doesn't know which is stronger or weaker than Tuoba Yu, but Wu Dao is sure that the three of Fa Kun, Bo Cang and Duan Yiling in the outside world are definitely not the opponents of this donkey. Moreover, this donkey's whereabouts are strange and his personality is different, so that Wu Dao and Duanmu Yuhan dare not provoke easily.
"Since you are a master of the ages, how can you wander in this lost ancient ruin......? Are you one of the ancient creation gods?" Seeing the donkey's invincible expression, Wu Dao swallowed fiercely, thinking of such a possibility. He asked softly with a solemn look in his eyes.
When Wu Dao and the others found this donkey before, it was running wild on the ninety-ten-zhang high tomb, you must know that these tombs are likely to be buried in the creation gods of this universe. With the cultivation of the three Wu Dao, let alone climbing the tomb, even if they get closer, it will be regarded as a blasphemy against the creation god. At worst, they were injured by the remnants of the creator god, or at worst, they were directly transformed into the Tao and disappeared. Ling Yu before was shocked and fainted because he wanted to find out the inscription on the tombstone. And this donkey turned a blind eye to the remnants of the creator god, and stepped on the grave as if he had entered a no-man's land. This kind of strength is really not something that ordinary creatures can do. Therefore, Wu Dao guessed that maybe there was something really wrong with this donkey. Although the donkey's expression was extremely arrogant and he liked to look at Wu Dao with his thick nostrils, Wu Dao still didn't dare to have contempt for it, and even had a trace of jealousy.
"Creation God? I am not uncommon to do what the Creation God does! Old man, I am at ease, wandering the world, how can I live freely with the Creation God!" Hearing Wu Dao's inquiry, the donkey obviously had a look of emptiness, it looked up with a narrow donkey face, looked around, and said perfunctorily.
Seeing the donkey's expression, Wu Dao was slightly stunned, and then said with a smile: "Since you are not the creator god, then your courage is not small, dare to run around on the tomb of the creator god, aren't you afraid of blaspheming the gods and suffering some bad retribution?"
"Hey, if you want me to say that you two little dolls are really rare and weird, who told you that there are graves among the lost ancient ruins, and you must be buried with the remains of the creator god? Those tombs are just empty tombs erected by the creator god in order to prevent the feng shui treasure found in advance a hundred years later. Moreover, your cultivation is too weak, so you can't see the truth of the matter. O people, there is always curiosity and awe of the unknown, and you have been told that this is a lost ancient ruin, where the creator gods once lived. Therefore, the inertia of your thinking binds you, making you think that since there is a tomb here, then the body of the creator god must be buried. You're naïve. Hearing Wu Dao's words, the donkey actually sat down. That's right, it just sat down like a human, but it sat in a very indecent position, with its two hind legs facing forward, and a big ass crushed against the grass. And its upper body sits up straight, looking very funny, which makes people laugh a little.
When the donkey explained, Wu Dao and Duanmu Yuhan fell into deep thought. Admittedly, there is some truth in what the donkey said. If the corpses of the Creation God were really buried in these tombs, how could they land around the tombs unharmed with their saintly cultivation? And the reason why Ling Yu fell asleep was entirely due to the divine thoughts of the Creation God remaining on the tombstones, not the corpses in the tombstones. If Ling Yu could hear the donkey's words, he would also nod his head in disapproval, because what it said was almost exactly the same as the Jie's explanation of himself.
"What, boy, since you two ...... No, it's three, and a little doll that was scared to death. Since you are able to enter the lost ancient ruins, why don't you know that most of the burial mounds here are empty?"
"We ...... He was forced to come in and find his way. There are several strong people outside, and they are worried that the lost ancient ruins will be full of killing machines, so they forced the three of us to be cannon fodder and explore the way for them. Also, Xiao Yu just fainted, not scared to death!" Wu Dao said helplessly to the donkey.
"Forced in?hahaha, I guess which force forced you in! The powerhouses in the outside world are none other than the Heavenly Demon Palace, the Green Corpse Gate, and the Proud Sword Sect. Although the Twelve Blessed Lands have ambitions, they are inevitably a little petty and can't become a big climate, so even if thousands of years have passed, they should still not be able to compete with the three forces such as the Heavenly Demon Palace. In this way, the forces that forced you in are also the three forces of the Heavenly Demon Temple. Fa Kun, Bo Cang, and Duan Yiling are narrow-minded and greedy for chance, and they will definitely do whatever it takes to obtain the blessings in the so-called ancient ruins. Therefore, they should be the ones who started your persecution. These people, dogs can't change eating, the old name Hanako once warned them, but I didn't expect them not only not to repent, but to intensify their own evil, not to live!" The donkey squinted his eyes and said to Wu Dao thoughtfully.
"Listening to your words, it seems that you know the power of the Void Land very well, could it be that you are also a master of the Void Land?" This time, Wu Dao finally put away his contempt. Since this donkey can tell the powerhouses of the Void Land that it is the first to be the truth, it is obvious that it is not a creature in the ruins.
"Of course, Lao Tzu is not the creator god, I just ran in by luck the last time the lost ancient ruins manifested in the void realm. But I didn't expect that this ancient ruin only appeared for three days, and then disappeared again, so Lao Tzu was trapped here. The donkey said in chagrin.
"Last time......? When was the last time you entered the Lost Ancient Ruins?A thousand years ago?Or was it three thousand years ago?" Wu Dao was shocked by the donkey's light words, he frowned slightly, as if he had discovered something extraordinary, and asked with a solemn face.
"Probably...... Seven thousand or eight thousand years! I don't remember exactly. Anyway, I haven't found my way back since the last time I entered here, so I've been stuck here. The donkey's eyes widened for a long time, and finally he explained uncertainly.
"You've been trapped here for seven thousand years, and you haven't found your way back, so it seems that you're not doing well!" Just as the donkey and Wu Dao were chatting happily, Ling Yu's voice suddenly came from behind the donkey. In fact, Ling Yu had already woken up and had been listening to the donkey's non-stop boasting.
"Mom, what is it! Trick the corpse? Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Amitabha Buddha, anxious as a law! Demons and monsters, quickly retreat! Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Earth, Prajna Buddhas, Om, Mm, Why, Horn, Mi, Huh!" The donkey originally thought that Ling Yu had been scared to death, but when he heard Ling Yu's voice at this moment, he was naturally startled. When he heard Ling Yu's taunt, the donkey jumped three feet high, jumped up directly with its hind hooves, and acted flexibly like a monkey, roaring with fear in its eyes. Before, the donkey saw that Ling Yu was motionless, so he didn't carefully probe whether Ling Yu was still breathing, so he was frightened.
"What a corpse! The master has never died, okay! It's you, who have been chattering all the time, so noisy that I can't even sleep well. I've seen countless monsters, bears, lions, dragons, but no one has ever been as thick-skinned as yours. Ling Yu said.
"What are you talking about, no matter what, Lao Tzu is also a generation of demon gods. You are so disrespectful to me, aren't you afraid that I will refine you?" Seeing Ling Yu uncover his old bottom, a ball of cyan anger erupted from the two nostrils of the donkey, and he yelled at Ling Yu. It seems to have escaped its anger.
"Stop!" Looking at the donkey's invincible appearance, Ling Yu directly stretched out two fingers and blocked them in the donkey's nostrils. Because of Ling Yu's movements, the donkey kept sneezing and retreated again and again. Looking at the appearance of the donkey, Ling Yu continued to strike: "If you are really a generation of demon gods, how can you be trapped in this lost ancient ruins? You forcibly broke into here because you wanted to covet the opportunity of the ancient ruins last time, and then the ruins were closed, and you had no way to get out, so you have only lived here for thousands of years, right? But your luck is not bad, you haven't died for so many years." ”
Ling Yu's timely dismantling of the stage made the donkey's eyes filled with an embarrassed look, it seemed to remember those sad pasts, and after a wail, he sat down on top of a tomb and cried: "Isn't it all because I always asked Huazi to go to the restaurant to drink, and forgot to take me out, otherwise I would have eaten the grass here for thousands of years? What creation gods, what Gu Immortal Ruins, no fart! Lao Tzu has lived here for so long, and he has never seen any opportunities here." If it weren't for Lao Tzu's hard life, I would have starved to death a long time ago! Although this place where birds don't looks the same as the outside world, it is actually a cage, and if it weren't for my lack of cultivation that shook the past and the present, I would have penetrated this place and returned to the Void Realm to get away! They all say that this is the place where the creation gods once lived, but where are they? Liars, they are all liars! A group of sanctimonious big liars!
Hearing the donkey's complaints, Ling Yu had to take a few steps back away from the saliva it spewed. Even Ling Yu didn't expect that this donkey would hate the lost ancient ruins so much, and his resentment would be so deep. The black donkey squirted endlessly, without taboo. What great gods of eternity, what gods of creation, can not escape its words ridicule.
And just when the donkey was chattering, Wu Dao suddenly hugged his head in pain, and green tendons popped out of his forehead, and his face was painful. Looking at Wu Dao's reddened eyes, Ling Yu hurriedly roared, supported Wu Dao, and asked with concern, "Fat Wu, what's wrong with you?"